Let's talk about Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, and how unbelievably fucked up this all is

I can't parse your Simpson's ref Hoos, but for the time being I'm just writing this off as some Ashley Todd shit.

fuck. flintstones, not simpsons. what the fuck.

i think it's from the episode where barney is on the bedrock neighborhood watch and he shoots and kills trayrock martin. later on fred is mugged in retaliation when walking home drunk from the bowling alley.

wilma cries iirc

.........

i'm saying that in the same way that someone is born who's never seen the flintstones every day there are still people who haven't learned that if you're drunk and walking home from adams morgan you will probably get mugged. it's happened to me 3 times.

hmmmm... smells familiar:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Todd_mugging_hoax

The "car rescue" thing sounds totally consistent with his character though -- he has a hero/first-responder complex. Probably exaggerated but not false.

xp: or Bethany Storro.

This makes me want to vomit.

The crime is sick enough. The writer of this absolutely wrongheaded screed who puts those words in the mouth of a dead 13 month-old child is the lowest of the low.

http://i.imgur.com/a87SHnK.jpg

the kids were 15 and 17, so it's impossible to execute them, though i'm sure georgia would love it

and just in time, the plot thickens: http://crosstalk.kinja.com/remember-the-terrible-story-about-the-baby-killed-by-tw-924970997

that's bullshit. those two teenagers are black, and as we all know, black people love killing white babies. we just don't know it because we don't have our own white al sharpton. it's time for america to WAKE UP.

its nice that you can shoot a white baby and walk free

when will they stop shooting all of our white babies

"our own white al sharpton" made me lol

there actually was a white panther party, doubt whoever wrote that bs would approve of it tho:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Panther_Party

i was trying to figure out what a white al sharpton's hair would look like and i guess the best i could come up with was john larroquette

http://spectrumculture.com/files/import/6441-eraserhead.jpg

Meantime

http://gawker.com/an-armed-george-zimmerman-caught-speeding-in-texas-979176068

zimmerman the wandering gunman. "so, where ya headed next?" "nowhere in particular." spits out the end of his stogie.

"so, where ya headed next?" "Where ya got?"

what the hell

had a travis bickle joke worked up, but couldn't make it come off. still to angry to find any humor :-(

too angry, even.

maybe he's headed to juarez to find a use for his particular set of skills

how soon before he fires that gun again

if he was paranoid before...

i'm kind of sensing a van der sloot/OJ arc

earlier tonight i was at a walgreen's and this drunk young white dude with two lady friends grabbed a copy of the new AFTER TRAYVON Time magazine and she was like 'why' and he was like 'to celebrate!'

thankfully both women responded 'fuck you' almost in unison

Then George stumbled out into the night...

wow

at everything

let the record show that I had warned the estimable Mr. Fever upthread

overheard a convo at the Walmart checkout (guys, I need hangers and a swiffer and there's not much else available ok??) and it was p gross. older lady from Fla who was all "I thought he was guilty but then the evidence was blah blah blah Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are the real racists etc"

I was kinda chilly with the checkout lady after and felt guilty

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2398676/Cybill-Shepherd-playing-George-Zimmerman-character-Law--Order-Special-Victims-Unit-story-based-Trayvon-Martin-case.html

1) hey nice, jeffrey tambor! i bet he ends up being the "real" killer
2) wow cybill shephard you got old. but at least you didn't get plastic surgery, so respect for that

Jeffrey Tambor is great! Check out "Arrest Development!" He's been around playing characters for decades.

- Jeff Dranetz , East Weymouth MA, United States, 21/8/2013 13:42

http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-says-here-on-your-resume-mr-zimmerman-that-you,33516/

Sadly NOT the Onion

http://gawker.com/george-zimmerman-went-shopping-for-a-tactical-shotgun-1186607626

It's like Kel-tec is some dumbass version of Cal Tech and Zimmerman is receiving an honorary degree in murdering. Barf.

i hope his used it to blow is douche-brain out.

*i hope he is going to use it...

being so revolted by a human being makes it hard to type.

it doesn't seem like the Onion is trying anymore

Can you imagine him bringing up who he was to get a tour, probably try to get free stuff? Yuck.

that handshakey picture made me feel a little sick

Has there been any talk of a lawsuit yet? Every time Z-man sprouts up in the news again, weedlike, i think about this.

Do guns get celerity endorsements or signature models? Because, well, you know ...

Shellie Z. caught a perjury charge over their attempt to hide and embezzle their legal fund. Ironically, she's forbidden from carrying or owning a gun.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/28/george-zimmermans-wife-pleads-guilty-to-perjury/2719053/