Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing
i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
our sexting:
me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your placeher: Of courseme: That makes me so wether: You're such a slutme: Wow mean
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
I think we've all experienced that
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
xp
the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
things usually work out don't worry about it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
it's better to not be careful about this stuff
check
*whips out phone and...*
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
treesext
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
ive texted
wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg
not sure if it counts
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
interesting split
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
sext: interesting split
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201107/sexting-rules-when-to-sext
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
"What are you doing right now?"
― homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
Also re johnny crunch's pic:
Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this a bi joke or
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
lol
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― waterface, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
let's silx
― sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!
i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.
I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB
not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.
they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.
anyway tl; dr as always :/
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
whoa that's fucked up
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
damn VG
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
eugh
― max, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
too long; don't sext
― szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university
she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background
the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out
i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc
anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night
on purpose
I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.
― homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
that is sext-waiting
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
what about "I require the D with great haste"?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
that is braggin
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
i don't think that counts
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
you shouldn't care
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link