have you ever sexted

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dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

no unless you count pranks

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

TheYupokay 1 year ago
"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

jesus christ cavern

yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!

that's still the worst Soundgarden song

"rusty cage"

have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp

christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now

jesus christ cavern

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg

xpost!

I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.

In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.

Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.

has anyone read this?

http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877

whoa crazy story *tera

It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).

fantastic

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

why not sext

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

dicks r weird

I have not sexted.

shit i lost my post.

okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.

i voted no btw

Does it count if you pic your nose?

Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

tera's story is great

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

lol dayo

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

8====> ~~~ (.)(.)

bullseye