Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

the overemphasis on "tasting notes" in food. I'm not making a "that's too fancy for me" complaint -- I love good food and I'm very picky about things like wine, beer and coffee -- I just don't understand the practice of sitting there going "hmm, I taste hibiscus, crab apple, old shoe leather, milk chocolate, and unripe avocado." It seems so alienating from the way I experience food, and after a while I can't even tell if I like something anymore.

once the world finds something useful to do with itself again it's going to look back at this time and think we were all a bunch of real idiots

just eat yr goddamn food already people sheesh

So says someone called "schwantz."

Touche.

bahahaha "turquoise dealer" -- I feel like the copywriters had to have been having a little smirk at the client's expense when they made those.

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IA: People who can't figure out how to add accents on bulletin boards?

Ok, so somehow I wound up getting regular updates from a Facebook page called "Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV" and it is just the WORST, and it's like several times per day:

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV
about an hour ago
Who else thinks recent comments by David Lynch and Mark Frost gives the impression that more Twin Peaks is on the way?

Yup...you're not the only one...
Sign the official Bring Back Twin Peaks petition and help make this a reality while the time is ripe! We are sending this with other items in a package to land on the creator's doorsteps.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-back-twin-peaks/

LET'S ROCK!
[picture of Bob]

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV
6 hours ago
Help make a new TWIN PEAKS a reality at a time when interest in the show and its world is at an all time HIGH!
Sign the official petition to Bring Back Twin Peaks,
and show David Lynch personally how much you CARE!

There's almost 20 THOUSAND of us here, that's a lot of girl scout cookies (and signatures)! More are needed!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-back-twin-peaks/

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV shared a link.
13 hours ago
In case you missed these, the admins at Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV discuss the importance of bringing back the show and our funny thoughts of the day...

http://obnoxiousandanonymous.wordpress.com/2013/07/12/twin-peaks-thought-of-the-day-july-6-2013-july-11-2013/

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV
14 hours ago
Help make a new TWIN PEAKS a reality at a time when interest in the show and its world is at an all time HIGH!
Sign the official petition to Bring Back Twin Peaks,
and show David Lynch personally how much you CARE!

There's almost 20 THOUSAND of us here, that's a lot of girl scout cookies (and signatures)! More are needed!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-back-twin-peaks/

[agent cooper in front of red curtain dot jpg]

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV
18 hours ago
Who else thinks recent comments by David Lynch and Mark Frost gives the impression that more Twin Peaks is on the way?

Yup...you're not the only one...
Sign the official Bring Back Twin Peaks petition and help make this a reality while the time is ripe!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-back-twin-peaks/

LET'S ROCK!

etc.

there are a few more just from this 24 hour period

hahaha what is that shit.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970436_582740861765039_1026822343_n.jpg

Trace Payne how about what they have done for Veronica Mars?? Enough 'fans' have contributed, so they are doing a movie.. Can that be done for peaks?

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV Yes they could do a Kickstarter Trace Payne - but it would need to be official and have the backing of Frost and Lynch etc. - James

Thank you for bringing BBTPtTV to my attn, hurting

http://i.imgur.com/m0Df3p3.png

I wrote this comment on their petition request:

This is a waste of time. Just let it go, it won't be the same if they bring it back. Even most of season 2 was weak.

and got this response

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV You're just saying that with the gift of hindsight. Season 2 was overall pretty strong, in balance [name redacted]. We can all be cynical.

Which made me even more IA, because nothing about what I said had anything to do with the "gift of hindsight." Like what the fuck does that even mean? And how was I being "cynical"? Is anything not "positive" considered "cynical"? This is a show about incestual rape and murder. It's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I mean it's fun in it's way too, but I really don't get this chipper "Hey everybody sign my petition!" thing.

http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tom-hanks-mr-belvedere-fan-club-101.jpg

so somehow I wound up getting regular updates from a Facebook page

Unsubscribe?

(Though I agree with you that it'd likely be shit if they brought it back, obv.)

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/a/af/Snuh.png

i never subscribed xp

This is so sad, really:

Elise Fields http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/david-lynch-no-twin-peaks/

David Lynch And Mark Frost Not Bringing Twin Peaks Back
welcometotwinpeaks.com
Jennifer Lynch confirms again and straight from David Lynch's lips that Twin Peaks is NOT coming back.
Like · Reply · 16 hours ago

Bring Back Twin Peaks to TV yes that was the hack site Welcome To Twin Peaks spreading erroneous news. She did NOT say it was NEVER coming back, she was merely referring to the specific bogus NBC rumor which was blowing up the Internet back in January from an anonymous post on fourchan
Like · 12 hours ago

Oh those poor sad people.

walked down the road behind a large guy who had a large dog that he was allowing to pee and poo in several places. Thought about saying something to him but there's no signs up saying don't allow your dog to foul everywhere. There are several kids playing in the areas that there is now dog crap.
Doesn't seem to have caught on over here yet that dog owners pick up their dog mess so you get loads of it in parks etc. Think it's pretty digusting.
& it's known to spread disease, as just leaving crap around tends to.

Speaking of that, another thing that makes me IA are people who put up those disgusting anti-dog-shitting signs all over their yards. Like, I'd almost rather see actual dogshit than 5 cartoon dogs taking a shit.

i never subscribed xp

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You should be able to 'hide all posts from x', though, even if it's some weird sponsored bullshit.

people who only talk about themselves and have no interest in anyone else ever (except people they're trying to impress)

i'm amazed people like that have friends or even function socially tbh

those domu ads are amazing actually, some sort of new aesthetic post-situationist art project

we found weird twitter guys

Small things that make you possibly irrationally frustrated: Amazon "Look Inside!" previews that end after the introduction.

Yes, I would like to see what's inside this book, by which I had in mind some of the actual text of the book, and not the copyright notices followed by a page of the author going "I wrote this for my cat Snookles. Snookles, you are the fluffiest cat in all the world! xoxo" and/or some guy who is not the author going "This remarkable book reminds me of the time I was in Antigua in 1987"

Is this self-help book going to help me? Do the recipes in this book contain anything I'd like to eat made out of ingredients I can actually buy, cooked without the aid of $$$-worth of kitchen-cluttering gadgets I have no other use for? I don't know, but I sure do know a lot about the author's cat and the globetrotting youth of someone picked at semi-random from the publisher's contact list now! Thanks!

songs by twentysomethings about getting old

fuck all of them

"i'm 21 i'm gonna settle down"

fuck off

It's weird, usually the look inside of the print version is better than the look inside of the kindle version.

- LoveFilm disconnecting me every time I watch anything meaning I have to sign in again to watch anything else.

- when you attempt to return to a session marker in Skate 3 and it plays the "I acknowledge your pressing of the return to marker button" noise then doesn't return you because it wants you to hold the button down a split second longer. I get IA about this about 3 times a minute when attempting challenges as I can't train myself out of releasing the button when I hear the noise.

- sun lounger reserving on Mediterranean holidays

- my work Internet connection inexplicably dropping for 10-15 minutes every day.

Front parking lot is closed for repair at daycare so everyone's gotta use the back lot. Fine. Guess what. Everyone uses that one anyway because no one likes to drag their kids around in the street.

But for some really damn strange reason, daycare hired four security guys wearing yellow vests "to direct traffic". Listen, busters. I know how to park in a goddamm parking lot. Everyone else does too. I don't need any 22-year-old acting like he's directing airplanes into the gate. One guy tried to get me to go up to the front of the lot to park in the space with the freaking utility pole taking up half of it and looked all put out when I pulled into one of the spaces further from the door without a pole. My kids can WALK and so can you, you punk, right off this lot.

One guy did the slow, slow gesture at me because I was going 10 mph. Another guy could not wrap his head around the fact that he needed to close the door so that my son with his borderline autistic behavior (I don't know where he gets it) can push the button on the intercom like he does each day. WE DON'T NEED YOU WEIRD PEOPLE HANGING OUT BEHIND THE DAYCARE ACTING LIKE WE PARENTS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TIP IS BACK HERE.

I couldnt post to Facebook using the word screwed. Started first sentence with it & couldn't get phone to post. Changed that then went back to ask if the word was censored. Couldn't post that til I removed the 'e's. Bit overboard innit?

ugh PP that would drive me insane

parking at the Coliseum for Raiders games tailgates has been a nightmare for the last few years -- not only has the parking cost gone up every year, and the actual space you have to tailgate shrinks by like a fucking foot every year, the parking lot attendants get progressively dumber and less able to understand that most of us come here ALL THE FUCKING TIME and know how to park. I don't mind if it's just a couple of dudes pointing the general way they want you to enter the lot, but when you have a cluster of like 5 attendants standing together each waving you in a different direction and NONE of them are paying even the slightest attention to where anyone else is parking, it's just like, why the fuck are you here.

Legitimate complaints, I wholly support you in your opinion.

But the day that an Oakland Raiders tailgate is nice and orderly with nary a detail that doesn't lift the blood pressure a little, that's the day the Raiders become as exciting as a Golden State Warriors tailgate.

good point

we stopped tailgating in the mainlot anyway -- BART parking lot way less full, lots more space, and everyone's way more chill. And it's like half the price to park.

I just always assumed parking was horrible and those people weren't really in costume.

acronyms that don't stand for the thing they're supposed to stand for, e.g. england and wales cricket board (ecb)

it's dickish and lazy and it needs to stop

The worst one, for all sorts of reasons, is one whose office we drive past a lot - SPELD: the Specific Learning Difficulties Association

http://www.spelfabet.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Speld_sa_training.jpg

these are, no joke, the people who help dyslexics

I am guilty lol-ing so hard right now.

that is amazing

Hurting are you happy to have your name on here? Maybe it's nbd but I just noticed you included it in the Twin Peaks page reply and couldn't recall you ever posting your irl name.

Totally just sent a friend request based on that info. Yippee-IA Motherf***ers.

totally just discovered where hurting works based on that info #crepenotcrepe

if they had put a letter in there so that it made a word, they could at least say they had made a word

but it doesn't make a word, and there's no 'e' in specific

oh fuck, there's an 'e' in specific

i need sleep

Dude was it ver therm like four in the morning this Saturday?

Weirdest auto-correction, tbh, but you get where I'm coming from.