https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY
― van smack, Friday, 19 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
Sheesh.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
she looks like 32
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
i like the phrase "whydnygetchermassteckst" tho
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
From her myspace bio:
"Tay Allyn is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class.
She has created a new breed of Pop that’s like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde— what are you left with? Tay singing about mundane things of everyday life to hot beats! It’s sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. She recently shot a music video for her hit single “Mass Text” which asks the age-old question, “Why didn’t I get your mass text? I’m in your contacts!” and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013. “Clean Ma Room” is her pop anthem with lines such as “I’ll have success, even in this mess!” She combines her classical songwriting training and outgoing attitude to produce pop songs that inspire you to have FUN and be yourself!"
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
and there it is
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
The funny thing is, after I heard the song but before I read that, I felt even dirtier than if I had listened to Ke$ha or Lady Gaga.
So that's gotta count for something.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
I just watched her commencement speech. Oh lord.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
"Lady Gaga without the avant garde"
― crüt, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
also known as "Lady Gaga"
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
i was ignored and burned. now the table's turned.
― markers, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
so it's pop for future cat ladies
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
reminds me of Julie Brown ("Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun")
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
lol otm
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
the facial expression in the preview frame is basically the same as for "friday". SURELY DELIBERATE.
― dyl, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
julie brown comparison totally otm
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013
heh
― monotony, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
Dammit, I wanted the 'sassy fun and RELATABLE' dn. Oh well...
― /s.png (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link
The weather service sends me mass texts all the time, I am rlly popular with the thunderstorm and flash-flooding crowd.
― Frobisher the Penguin Shapeshifter AKA: (Viceroy), Saturday, 20 July 2013 07:05 (ten years ago) link
DJP just found this on Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/3UgUy6f0dLn5smElEIYkTK
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Did we ever get to the top moment?
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I still think its "gotta have cereal"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
or perhaps "I see my fraaaaaaiiiinnssss"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
by the way even the reposted youtube video has 56+ million views.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
oh my god
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
i can't even
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
this should go in that "real chinese food" thread
go 2 it trolls
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
unreal
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
when he takes off the panda head!!!!
I mean, I should have seen that coming, but still...
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
Dressed like geisha, *gong sound*
― kate78, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
oh dear
well at least it is inspiring me to listen to nicole westbrook again. "it's thanksgiving" is secretly a classic right?
― dyl, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
I do feel her on her hypoglycemia-induced grumpiness.
― kate78, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
"Thanksgiving" is decent but idk if it makes my top 10 ARK/PMW tunes.
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
I guess they've recycled the "<FOODSTUFF> YEAH!" bits here as a kind of homage.
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
commentary from one of my friends:
Umm... The crazy part is that the Chinese is messed up... And reads something to the effect of "I love f&@k". WTH
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
Would have been 100% improved by having him remove the panda head to reveal an actual panda. That raps.
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link
hungin
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
fast lanes switchin lanes
― Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
'Authentic' Chinese Food song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3HQ9uge0g
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 October 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
see also the billboard thread, but this just debuted at #29 on the hot 100 lol http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/10/23/alison-golds-chinese-food-billboard-hot-100/
― 乒乓, Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
oh my god lololololololololol
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5nfV3S7sqI
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 2 December 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
Uh oh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
whoa it's always a good time
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
Not as good as Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Double Rainbow"
― da croupier, Saturday, 7 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
haha
― dyl, Saturday, 7 December 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
it's pretty fun/funny but the very last part is... awkward
sunday will be her conversion to becoming a jehovah's witness
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 December 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link