what a ridiculous cover too. but awesome t-shirt
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
I googled just now to make sure "It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye... Then It's Just Fun!" was not a Megadeth album title.
― Vinnie, Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
I have no idea what the title is suppose to mean...
Harold Allan Clarke (5 April 1942, Salford, Lancashire) is a retired British singer who was one of the founding members of The Hollies.
― Laws, yes! M-O-O-N spells (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
I was just thinking that "It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye" would make a good one of these
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CxXvDDPpL.jpg
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
Nah, it'd be like, It's All Guns and Fame Til Someone Oozes A Lie!, and it'd be written out on a postcard with a flourish, like they could have written ''wish you were here!'' And the band are standing around, leaning on each other's shoulders chuckling at the camera. And it'd be really brown.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thehitchers.gencodesigns.com/Sleeve-Fun-and-Games_web.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
Horrible 90s Album Titles etc., would be a good thread...
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
What would define the 90s album-naming ethos -- one-word names that sound like chemical compounds?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
Hmmm, tough to say...these things break apart by genre I think. Did the "we're just a fun, no-fuss party band!" thing even exist in the 90s? I guess maybe in the land of vaguely funky major label alterna-metal. Most big rock bands seemed to take on at least a little grungey bummerdom, in image if not in song. Maybe something like Sugar Ray's 14:59.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
Oh come now, of course there was!
http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/155/0000015538_500.jpg
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
I'm struggling to keep myself from spamming this thread with more horrible 90s album covers
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
ahahaha yes, how could I forget FUSH YU MANG. Bloodhound Gang would be a good source here too methinks. But yes - new thread? Or do we need to wait a couple decades?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
E.L.P.'s Brain Salad Surgery always struck me as a particularly awful name
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
...which is also a lyric from Dr. John's "Right Place, Wrong Time." Both released in 1973. I've always wondered about this.
― Laws, yes! M-O-O-N spells (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
There's a collaboration you don't see too often.
Proposed (horrible) album title:
Waiter, There's an Armadillo in my Gumbo!
― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 12 July 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link
Check, Please!, with a picture of the band in spirited negotiations with the record company.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 July 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
"Tree Fellers Wanted" - for a trio; or even duo for maximum lolz
― mahb, Friday, 12 July 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
― Laws, yes! M-O-O-N spells (Dan Peterson), Thursday, July 11, 2013 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Woah, was just listening to the Dr. John track this morning and wondered the same thing
― Number None, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
there's a who poll on the main page but i kinda realized that this iconic album is sorta one of these album titles
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/69332138/Whos+Next+The+Who.png
― hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 July 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
somehow it escaped me until now that the title is written "Who's next" not "Who's Next" or "who's next"
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
yeah that is kinda weird
― hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
also on the who tip you've got *eugh* all cowboys have chinese eyes
― ( (brimstead), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/images/covers/cactus-one-way-or-another.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fqhRORKDqo0/TLTjJa0hg1I/AAAAAAAAC7o/hfoY1WecxKw/s320/CACTUS~3.JPG
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
Gross.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
I know right? I was wondering if an American would ever even say "'ot", but apparently the bloke from Leaf Hound was the singer on that album.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
You mean this guy?
http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1689258-1354447181-9614.jpeg
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
Reminds me ofhttp://eil.com/images/main/Speedy+Keen+-+Y%27+Know+Wot+I+Mean%3F+-+LP+RECORD-439048.jpg
― punt cased (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
Dunno if you posted a picture there, but if you did, I can't see it
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.leafhound.net/ducks.jpg
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
That's the feller! Why's he got his entrails wrapped round his neck?
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
Maybe it's just me skimming through this thread too much, but now I want to read that as a gag title meant to evoke "Fucks in Dlight," whatever that would mean.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/2007-11-06/cover.jpg
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 26 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
They also had an album called Lie Back & Enjoy It with pretty cool fold out artwork:
http://eil.com/images/main/Juicy+Lucy+-+Lie+Back+And+Enjoy+It+-+LP+RECORD-257620.jpg
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 26 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
used to think this was one of the most sanctimonious titles ever, until I saw this cover:http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/2627/cover_57171912112009.jpg
so a 'to do' list, maybe? first: say hi to St Peter?…but no, that's the less common cover - the other covers and inner vinyl labels carry the version with the apostrophe. don't know about you plebes and your worldly concerns, but…http://sinistersaladmusikal.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/100_9262-1.jpg
― Paul, Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
Ha totally the Eastern mystic version of that type of title. Love that album though.
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 September 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/Utopia+(US)+-+Oops!+Wrong+Planet+-+Sealed+-+LP+RECORD-357606.jpg
http://pulmyears.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/deface.jpg
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Sunday, 29 September 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link
http://spintogroove.com/sites/default/files/R-3742381-1342542350-5942_1.jpeg
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
OMG those Utopia ones are just PAINFUL
http://i42.tinypic.com/20j3fp0.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
Hahahaha... Here's a horror:
http://www.hallandoates.de/Covers_Albums/1972%20Whole%20Oats.jpg
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
I don't know if it exists, but there should certainly be one called "Try This On For Size"
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
Or how about "Salad Daze" with an illustration of the band from behind sitting crosslegged staring up at like a giant glowing radish or some shit
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
"Second Place is the First Loser"
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
The Frames should have done a record called "Shot Down in Frames"
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
"New Clear Waste"
"If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport"
― Clarke B., Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
Killing Joke weirdly fits this thread with ...What's THIS For?
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
Not an album, but the posthumous Faces box set Five Guys Walk Into A Bar..
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
Ha, love that title (and the set).
― hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link
Great work, everyone.
Jethro Tull - Stand Up (featuring a cardboard, stand-up cutout of the band...standing up)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link