Wow, so in England, not only do you get just one spoon, but you have to share it with the others
You'd think their inexpensive nature would ensure that there are plentiful supplies of spoons, but no, everywhere I have worked has had a shortage. I assumed it was an office thing rather than a GB thing.
At least they haven't tried foisting those stupid little wooden stirrers onto me yet.
― Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
We got goddam 40 steel teaspoons inside one mug with hot water, here!
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
Sometimes coworkers bring in excess apples, oranges or whatnot from home fruit trees that people can take home. Pretty standard
The other day someone left a storebought bag of *rotting* plums, fermented syrup oozing out in a pool all over the counter. Literally half the plums were collapsed and rotten and fermented.
NO WE DONT WANT YOUR ROTTING PLUMS YOU FUCKING SAVAGE
(*not innocuous or irrational)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
What the hell kind of person brings in rotten produce to share with the office? Actually, it sounds like something that my cousin's (other) grandmother, who had Alzheimer's, would have done (well, not take it to work, but bring it out when you went to visit her and tried to give it to you). Come to think of it, my grandmother who did not have Alzheimer's always tried to feed us something like brown, partially liquefied lettuce or ice cream that was chewy with freezer burn or sandwiches no bread with little divots missing where she'd plucked out the moldy bits when we went to her house.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
I think ommys is actually Dutch.
― Jeff, Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:24 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's not.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
xp I know someone whose mother-in-law does that. You go to her house for "dinner" and she finds the last inch of dried out tomato sauce in a jar in the back of the fridge and puts it on stale crackers and calls it bruschetta.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Actually, I think it's Chilean.
― Jeff, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
Or martian.
xp I always chalked it up to some lingering "lived through the Depression" psychosis. That is at least a kinder approach than "cheap, gross old lady," which was probably a pretty defensible opinion.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
i click this thread occasionally and absent-mindedly bookmark it even though i don't want to see it all the time
that's almost perfect
― goole, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
I've got bad timing.
As a grandchild, my Depression-era grandmothers would've pulled the ol' "tomato sauce on a cracker" business, but now, as a parent, the Boomer grandparents of today bring over for the kids milkshakes, cookies and fast food.
Don't know what I'll serve as a Gen X paw paw. Maybe something ironic like Pez and Crystal Pepsi.
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
there is one cheap gross old lady who i am pretty sure is the culprit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
We've got a guy who brings in ducks during hunting season. The whole office goes apeshit for them, but I abstain. At least he puts them in the freezer, but still.
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
I would probably accept a (dead and dressed) duck from a coworker.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
i have a duck in the freezer! it's from costco though.
― paula deezen (get bent), Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
Tomorrow Feedbin will be moving to a new home at SoftLayer. Feedbin will be down from 9:00AM PST - 3:00PM PST.
daylight time, goddammit
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
the spoons issue has received some scholarly attention http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1322240/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 28 June 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
when the same people who just insisted on driving 50 in a 35 and pass you for driving too slow hit a road with a 50 mph limit and then drive 10 under in the left lane for no explicable reason.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link
they're just fucking with you.
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link
touchless faucets in public bathrooms that only give hot water
because the only possible thing you could want water for in a public bathroom is to eliminate the germs from your filthy hands
― j., Friday, 28 June 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
Reading this morning that they are rebooting Terminator. There was a time when movie sequels were a big sign of the creatively bankrupt nature of the movie industry. But really a sequel is 100% more original than an effing remake. Damn Hollywood forever.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 June 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
people still watch hollywood movies?
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
GD cars that are started in novel, confusing ways, e.g. the 2013 Prius I rented today. The manuals (2 of them) said to have the door lock remote inside the car and press the Start button (and the illustration showed the remote inside the driver's pocket).
Finally called iGo and they told me you have to hold the remote up to the Start button, press the button and wait for the green light. Then press and hold it in until the display to say it was running. But don't move the remote or you have to start over!
― Je55e, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
And what does "B" mean on the gear selector? The quick-reference manual explained D(rive), N(eutral), and R(everse), but not "B." B(rake)? B(lastoff)? B(ut I'm a Cheerleader)?
― Je55e, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
people who say 'as well'
― j., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link
'5c from every burger will be donated to charity!! omg aren't we fabulously generous'
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:22 (ten years ago) link
how baout (a) i give $3 to charity (b) fuck you
also, baristas who are always up for a fucking chat
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:32 (ten years ago) link
the word 'barista'.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link
Also, the corporate "asking of you" which happens in Waitrose, particularly..
Lateish Sunday:Asst: "Had a good weekend?"Me: "Yeah!"
Now, she probably wants to know why, and I am not about to tell her, am I?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
I bet it makes her irrationally angry that you won't tell her.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
She would be if I did.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
Waitrose: fostering irrational anger in customers and staff since 1904.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:21 (ten years ago) link
jesse the B is for engine braking
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Oh weird. I never would have expected that.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
- when people carry more than two bags on their regular commute (nb I sometimes carry three bags - purse, laptop bag, and grocery bag, and that makes me angry, too).- when people act weird in elevators. It happened more in my old job where everybody was super weird but it happened here today. Guy got in the elevator and kept half flapping his arms and whispering to himself. - the guy at Argo Tea this morning who said, "Absolutely not!" when I asked him if they carried any decaf black tea.- the guy in front of me at the shoe repair shop this morning who spent ten full minutes with the shop assistant picking out shoelaces for his shitty frat boy suede high top oxfords, including dickering over the correct length and color and then pulling his shoes off and slapping them on the counter and asking the assistant to lace them (the assistant seemed happy to do so, so I don't think the actual request was out of line, but at that point this guy could have rescued a baby from a burning building and I would have been annoyed if it meant I had to wait any longer to drop off my sandals).
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
In conclusion, I should probably work from home this afternoon because I am clearly not fit to be dealing with other humans.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
- the guy at Argo Tea this morning who said, "Absolutely not!" when I asked him if they carried any decaf black tea.
I'm not sure if he meant it this way, but one of my IAs is a waiter who thinks he's being funny by saying no.
"And could we get a refill on chips?""Absolutely not!""...""Hahaha, I'll be right back with your chips."
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
I don't know how he meant it, but I was still fuming over Mr. Picky Shoelaces so it pissed me off.
I was so guilty of making terrible sever jokes when I waited tables. I remember very clearly busing a table and saying to the person with the completely cleaned plate, "Well, you must not have liked your entree very much!" and really hating myself.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
My least favorite train bag combo is laptop bag, purse, gym bag, yoga mat. And a newspaper.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
It's always one of these gym bags, too:
http://coolhandbagz.com/handbagimages1/VeraBradleySmallDuffelWatercolordUL.jpg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Best line from a server came at a Perkins. Buddy of mine was trying the raspberry pie for the first time and loving every bite. Waiter comes by and asks how's everything, and my pal replies "This pie is orgasmic!"
Without missing a beat, the server says "I'll come back by with some more napkins then."
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Now I'm getting IA at myself for getting IA about people carrying all those bags because it would only be two bags (laptop bag and gym bag) if women's clothes had enough (or any) pockets that they didn't have to carry a freaking purse everywhere they want.
xp LOL that is excellent.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
- it's not a jeans day, but it's the day before a holiday, so I get that you want to wear jeans, but isn't the comfort of wearing jeans offset by the fact that you decided to wear a jacket and tie to what, disguise the fact that you wore jeans on a non-jeans day? - This makes me doubly IA because if you're an attorney you can just go ahead and wear jeans to work if you really want to, even when it's not a jeans day, and nobody is going to say anything to you.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
Guys seriously all this anti-abortion legislation being snuck/forced through in various states has used up my IA reserves and now I cannot handle the innocuous interactions of every day life. The Carl Agatha Fury Alert Level is Red.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
That North Carolina shit is beyond infuriating.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
I've IA'd about this a bazillion times but: ppl who order coffee etc and then start a conversation and completely ignore orders being called. When this person does finally approach the bar they will not even GLANCE at the coffe that's been sitting on the bar for 10 minutes because there's no way THAT could be THEIR coffee, they will ask the (ugh I hate this word too) barista 'HAY IS THERE A COFFEE FOR ME" and I just wish they could open the coffee on the counter and pour it on their head
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
generic labeled toothbrush heads that keep coming off my electric toothbrush while I'm brushing my teeth leaving a long prong of metyal unsheathed to try to poke me in the nose with. I had several months with an earlier generic type that worked perfectly, but couldn't see what they had been listed as when I first got them. Now wondering if generic toothbrush brands have been removed from ebay since they don't seem to be up on at least the Irish site and they were a couple of weeks back. Maybe everybody has just been being left with the brush falling off and a lovely piece of metal on a backswing to the face since it tends to happen unexpectedly.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
goddamn it really is not cool when you consult a newspaper to find out about one infuriating news story only to discover ANOTHER kind of infuriating news story, isn't there only supposed to be one of those at at time IF AT ALL
― j., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
doesn't really fit thread though. not innocuous
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link