yeah you get 46 points if you just say you check all of those boxes and say you voted 20 times, kind of silly
― look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 June 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah i figured my score wd be mega if i did charity work or participated in the meaningless charade of democracy
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 June 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
47, a dirty Brit
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
If you get less than 10, you are disappeared and a letter is sent to your family explaining that you went to the restroom in the middle of the test and didn't return.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link
65. I cleaned up on local elections, too. Think the only possible points I missed were for military or civil service. Oh, and volunteering. I used to be a Big Brother, but it's been ages.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
48, i got all of the trivia questions right but rarely vote
― 乒乓, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link
I interpreted volunteering to mean "I've done shit that was boring for free within the last year"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
My polling place is two blocks from our apartment and in a bookstore (and before that also two blocks away but in a synagogue I think) so I think I've missed maybe one election (local, state, or national) in eight years (and only one presidential election since I turned 18, which was Bush/Gore 2000 about which I can only say ;_;). I love voting, particularly in local elections. One day we'll vote these bums out of office and I'll feel like I was a part of it.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
58, Breyer, Alito and Kennedy were my downfall.
― Talking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy) Blues (doo dah), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
skipped the bio questions, are those on the actual test?
no. aside from the test questions linked upthread you have to show that you have been a good citizen by providing evidence that you haven't committed any crimes and have always paid taxes.
― sleepingsignal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
How do you prove you haven't committed crimes?
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe no one is interested in my citizenship game show or civics materials. Shocked!
One of the most challenging things about the classes were that they were levels 2-6 (higher levels not eligible bc the classes weren't usually necessary) so some people could barely utter a complete sentence in English while others were wondering why I was making them role play an emergency 911 call.
Does this sound like good times or what?!
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
what were the prizes
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
The golden ring of citizenship obvs.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
xxxp your fingerprints are taken and submitted to the fbi.
― sleepingsignal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
71, i am the best american here
― battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
u may all call me president m bison but that is a formality bc i plan on making this a gov by militaristic junta anyway, UR WELCOME AMERICA
― battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
ive never been in the united states but i got every question right except i mixed up the gettysburg address & declaration of independence quotes & got the flag year wrong
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
correctly guessing alito/breyer/kennedy involved guessing which ones looked vaguely italian/german/irish
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
there should be an equivalent Britishes one ... i wonder how many of us Americans would do as well on that as certain Brits have done on this poll.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
the Britishes ones should be chockful of nothing but obscure Carry On references, of course.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
there's a thread with the Britishes one on SNA and we all failed it
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
needs questions on tipping
― fit and working again, Sunday, 23 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
43, vs 54% on the UK, one, sadly good enough to be a US citizen but not a British one.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
44. i mixed up breyer and kennedy
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:46 PM (4 hours ago)
For real, though, I think it does.Scored 46 points. Though if I'd have known it was 2 points for peaceful petition and writing criticism of government leaders, hell yeah I would've checked those.
― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
54.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
I recognised the Alamo, but only because it was the building Ozzy urinated on.
Should earn you extra points, imo.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
haha, thanks crabbits! it was a pretty fun class. we did all kinds of weird stuff. i got a full time job right after that semester was over, but i have fond memories of explaining the differences between local, state, and federal governments (among other things).
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
56. Going back to check just exactly what mistakes were made.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
... i wonder how many of us Americans would do as well on that as certain Brits have done on this poll.
their newspaper columnists talk about our politics, they watch our tv shows, that's already 9/10 of what makes americans know anything about u.s. citizenship
― j., Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
23 - got the buildings and the law peeps, but not much else. Will have to stay in Belgium I guess.
― StanM, Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.com/news/35383435
this is absolutely bonkers
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link
Huh. Never heard of this before. I er know of someone who's lived in the UK for 12 years and has never filed a US tax return in that time. They have a building society account rather than bank. Not sure if that makes any difference.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link
i vaguely remember an american colleague filing her us taxes in canada years ago, but i didn't know the exact details. this man in a suit with a briefcase would show up at random times. "he's the irs man!" she exclaimed. he would come by every year to remind her that she had to submit her paperwork. like something out of a kafka story
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
I have a U.S.-born U.K. facebook friend who brings this up every year around tax time. It's been giving her hell apparently.
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
what does the US and Eritrea have in common
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link
A law that actually got passed following the 2010 elections is a fucking grease fire creating "unintended" consequences for ordinary working American citizens.
― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Thursday, 11 February 2016 01:57 (eight years ago) link
Wow, etc.
― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Thursday, 11 February 2016 01:58 (eight years ago) link
kids
papa infinity got his interview scheduled
if all goes well, soon i'lll be a proud american my babies
will post the q&a i'm supposed to study soon
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 5 May 2017 05:16 (seven years ago) link
will you be renouncing loyalty to hexylvania
― j., Friday, 5 May 2017 05:21 (seven years ago) link
will tone down the shenanigans eat lots of burgers and pledge allegiance to the flag and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 5 May 2017 05:30 (seven years ago) link
you didn't answer the question
― j., Friday, 5 May 2017 05:41 (seven years ago) link
flag'm!
A hacker should break into the server and replace that picture of Scalia with a rotting corpse.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 5 May 2017 06:04 (seven years ago) link
whats the supreme law of the land
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 8 May 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
here's some good polls to brush up on
U.S. Code Titles THE POLL
US Government Publishing Office Bestsellers: The Poll
― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Monday, 8 May 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link
good luck ∞ !!!
― schlump, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link