... unless it is clearly in the child's interests".
Hmm, wouldn't getting a large sum of money by definition be in "their interest"?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, If "Teh Sun" reported themselves to the press commission, would that mean they 'couldn't pay' the money out?
^^^So cynical, this is The Sun we're talking about...
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Do Brits really say "full sex" all the time?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
this is what i was wondering!
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/16945jl.jpg
― Khat Power (Batty), Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
tinypic. heehee
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
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lol! no. or only as a joke, as in 'bridget jones's diary'.
― groovy groovy jazzy funky pounce bounce dance (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"woman, shall we have some full sex tonight?"
"no darling, i am suffering from half a headache"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"can we afford full sex?"
"no we'll have to settle for Asda own brand"
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
not even "taste the difference" ?
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Morrison's "The Best"
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 19 February 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
"full sex" is the cousin of "romp" in that it only exists as a newspaper concept.
― Choom Gang Gang Dance (suzy), Thursday, 19 February 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, I've never really understood 'romp'. Could be anything? See also "rumpy", "roll in the hay", and, thank you America, "relations".
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
'Romp' fits easily in lurid tabloid headline.
― Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
4 letters
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
so this is looking more and more to be a hoax?
― akm, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
it is?
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah--turns out there is no country "britain" and the last several centuries have been an extended flashmob designed to shock people out of their dreary everyday existences
― max, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^love this guy
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Alfie is, what, 4' something and looks younger than my nine-year-old nephew. No disrespect to the dude, but I'm not 100% convinced, on appearance alone, that he isn't a total stranger to puberty. In which case: something really fucking odd is going on here.
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
something really fucking odd is going on here
^ true in whatever case
― contenderizer, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Seems a hoax; on the "news" last night (on the other fucking side of the world, why would we care here? I guess that's what comes for having the union jack in your flag) a bunch of other lads have also had *ahem* 'full sex' with this lass and reckon it could be any of theirs. The Alfie angle is to net his dad (?) or someone some cash for flogging the story.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Friday, 20 February 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah thats what I said about 2983742845 posts ago...
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Trayce OTM (xpost x 2983742845)
― StanM, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
Cue "you're not the father" gif
― StanM, Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
News?
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Britain's not broken after all?
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link
They've done a £300 DNA test and Alfie's not the dad. It's in the Mirror, but I can't copy/paste the link since I'm on my phone
― StanM, Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Sweet
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
"Best £300 I ever spent" said Alfie's dad's dad, probably.
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link
If everyone started conceiving children at age 13, we would all be great-great-great-great-grandparents by our mid-80s.
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ahhhh :(
you have to wonder why they didn't do this on the first day (at least of the news, of whatever, before that tabloid printed it)
― Ludo, Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Lucky little bastard! I hope he's learnt his lesson.
I guess he won't have :(
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/alfie-truth-proved-by-a-300-baby-test-115875-21228412/
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure Jeremy Kyle would've done this for nowt.
― Townie Mong Shit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Slept with 6 boys ay?
To be honest, she’s doing the right thing getting it now as she ain’t going to get prettier.Plus, she’ll be set up for life with a nice council flat waiting for her when she’s old enough, free money and some maintenance.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Still plenty of scope for Jeremy Kyle to get involved
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
But who WAS forming babbies with Chantelle then?
― StanM, Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know, but I expect we'll now be treated to another round of outrage and soulseraching from the media. Oh joy.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link
That's what I meant about there still being scope for Jeremy Kyle to get involved
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
cartman's father style expose has real potential.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, I wasn't aware of who Jeremy Kyle is. Sorry. (Xpost)
― StanM, Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh boy. Was Alfie used as a cover-up? Hiding a dark perverted family secret? Inquiring minds want to know!
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Plus, she’ll be set up for life with a nice council flat waiting for her when she’s old enough, free money and some maintenance.
― not_goodwin
Aye she's got it fucking made eh?
― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
emphasis on "fucking"
― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
no, she's a victim here of ___________
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Mrs Thatcher
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link
― the innermost wee guy (onimo),
it was sarcasm
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
She's a victim of her whoremoans.
― StanM, Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link