you look like babe ruth's gay lover.... gaybe ruth
― and what, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
omg he is cuetest
― jessie monster, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
"his favorite music is that of tom waits"
i hate this sentence structure. can't they just say: "his favorite musician is tom waits."
boom.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FAN
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
my favorite films are those of paul rudd
― max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:05 (5 years ago) Permalink
top to bottom: straight male ILX posters, paul rudd as himself
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:06 (5 years ago) Permalink
So Paul Rudd is attending the wedding of a showbiz friend (not an actor). And near the end of the reception they show the guests giving their good wishes on a giant videoscreen, and Rudd comes on in closeup sincerely blathering "You're beautiful, I know you'll build a loving home" etc. The camera gradually pulls back to reveal that he's whacking off in a toilet stall.
The mother of the bride requests he be ejected immediately, and as he is escorted out by 2 or 3 guys, Rudd waves and shouts "I love you all!"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:08 (5 years ago) Permalink
WAU!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:08 (5 years ago) Permalink
Cusak is too much of a pussy to do or say anything as awesome as that
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
bro for all-time
― Jordan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
PAUL RUDD: OTM
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
it's like a funny version of the jeremey piven story that is somewhere on ilx
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:10 (5 years ago) Permalink
true american
― A B C, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:12 (5 years ago) Permalink
cusack just pulls that shit at funerals instead of weddings
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:12 (5 years ago) Permalink
Rudd is about LIFE
― latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:15 (5 years ago) Permalink
― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:38 (5 years ago) Permalink
Coincidence?
― n/a, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink
hahahaha gangsta
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
xpost Or something far more sinister.
― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
Between WHAS and 40YOV for me, but I had to give the nod to the latter for Rudd's freakout in the electronics store with the handheld cam. Genius.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
Couldn't decide ---> comedy vote for 200 Cigarettes
― nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:02 (5 years ago) Permalink
That would have been a comedy vote for The Baxter, in which someone clearly told him "I dunno, just, like, be Paul Ruddy, do a funny dance or something," and so he's totally like weekend-off autopilot Ruddy, but HMM NO OPTION
― nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:03 (5 years ago) Permalink
the real comedy vote is for the jen aniston movie where he plays a sweetheart fag
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:07 (5 years ago) Permalink
elmo if you are watching jen aniston romcoms for rudd you win squatters rights
― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink
more like the object of my erection, amirite
― da croupier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink
no
― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:17 (5 years ago) Permalink
i saw that movie when i was like 16, i really don't remember what it's about except stupid girl falling in love with sensitive gay dude
basically it laid the groundwork for that madonna & rupert everett movie
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
I like when they used it in a Stella clip.
― da croupier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:23 (5 years ago) Permalink
the object of my erection
the first 50 pages of this book were lousy.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:51 (5 years ago) Permalink
Page 51 took care of you, though?
― nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 19:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
and by page 52, there was no point in going on.
― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 19:10 (5 years ago) Permalink
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink
Where's the one where he spends the entire film trying to find a piece of mail!?!??!
― Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:20 (5 years ago) Permalink
ok guys guys the amazing, amazing double take he does in whas when coop comes into the talent show wearing that ridiculous "sexy" workout get-up: this is actually even more 8080 and hilarious than the cleaning up scene omg.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:44 (5 years ago) Permalink
The Shape of Things, by a mile.
― Eazy, Friday, 15 June 2007 07:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
WHAS WHAS WHAS. True for him and everyone else involved and all in the history of comedy.
― Eric H., Friday, 15 June 2007 07:30 (5 years ago) Permalink
fuck you, dyke!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:32 (5 years ago) Permalink
I watched this last night. :)
― Jordan, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:35 (5 years ago) Permalink
dude, you've got barbeque sauce all over your face
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink
"a big secret pizza party" ... "yeah, well"
― TOMBOT, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:44 (5 years ago) Permalink
ok just thinking of the doubletake is now cracking me up
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:56 (5 years ago) Permalink
"all i want to do is have sex. specifically, sex with andy. and NOT with you."
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
WHAS has some funny bits in it but come on, that is a really sloppily assembled "film"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
no you're a sloppily assembled film!
― Mr. Que, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
you are a really sloppily assembled "fake morbius" but you don't see us pointing it out.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (5 years ago) Permalink
John Carpenter-lovin' ILX is all about the crisp editing
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
you french great
― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
^^^^ my favorite part about that scene is the fact that paul rudd and janeane garafolo are clearly, obviously like basically the exact same age.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 16:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
Also, this is amazing:
― Moodles, Monday, 23 April 2012 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
eh, no embedding...
just got no love for this Rudd guy
― PSOD (Ste), Monday, 23 April 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
gtfo
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 23 April 2012 17:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
Our Idiot Brother would've been great, if it hadn't had the "happy ending for everyone" Hollywood ending. It was still okay (and Rudd was indeed endearing in it), but it was no Role Models.
― Tuomas, Monday, 23 April 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
paul crudd
― Spectrum, Monday, 23 April 2012 17:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Tuomas, Monday, April 23, 2012 1:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
Tuomas as Francesca Fiore and Bruno Pontz Jones in a Kids In The Hall sketch: "They would never kill hero in American movie, ah? No. With them, it's always the happy ending. Always the football player throw the ball for the big win, ah? Yes. Always the puppy, licking the face."
― Poor Turrican (some dude), Monday, 23 April 2012 18:03 (1 year ago) Permalink