John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It

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this is like an alcoholic dr. strongo's thread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The discovery of the "OH YEAH!" was followed by the invention of what is now one of my favorite camping games, to be played when camped under an overhang about 1/2 a mile up any random mountain in Appalachian NC:

Ingredients:

1 campsite 1/2 mile up mountain side
4-7 campers in a state of ruin
1 glowstick

Throw glowstick down mountain. Campers scramble to collect glowstick and make it back to campsite first. Winner gets next turn throwing glowstick. Repeat until either a) glowstick gets caught in a tree, or b) nobody gives a shit anymore. Warning: there is also the possibility of bear interference.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

John, I'm doing this shit tonight. I'll be AWOL tomorrow night and possibly Sunday.

We won't be drinking all of these in one night. We will carry the torch indefinitely.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

We won't be drinking all of these in one night.

Your liquor bill would be horrendous! (Um, buy stuff from my brother next time you go to HSTNGS, though, plz.)

We will carry the torch indefinitely.

That's good because this won't be the last take home test I need creative distraction from. Oh yeah, and your health, etc.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THE NIPSY RUSSELL LOOKS AMAZING

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be drinking a nipsy russell right now.

there may be bear interference tonight too.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that last post is nonsense, right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Alright, so:
a) What are we drinking?
b) Where are we drinking?

These 2 things may be linked. WHERE IS TEH F BEAR?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

right now i am drinking SPYKES

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.internetwines.com/rws33012.html

thank you, promotional gods

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm only vaguely embarassed to be drinking them, too, as they were free and came in the mail

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

though i feel a little like i'm drinking tiny bottles of nail polish remover

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Have a fun weekend all. I'm looking forward to checking back to see some scientific results posted about these drinks. (Of course it won't officially be science until you replicate the experiments to see if the results hold up, but now is no time to quibble about details).

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I would totally join in on this but I have to sing tomorrow. BOO GIGS.

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is HI DERE dan??

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no it's momus

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

COME HERE LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL, I WOULD LIKE TO CUM ON YOUR FACE AND THEN WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wow it IS momus

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe i'm buzzed on these things already

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest those of you with the balls (and the fire extinguisher) try this one:

The Burning Bob (courtesty of the good folk at alt.tech-support.recovery)

Ingredients:

* 1 shot Kahlua
* 1 shot chartreuse
* 1 martini glass
* 1 kitchen match, lit
* 1 straw

1. Get a martini glass. Pour in the Kahula. Carefully layer the chartreuse on top:

~
~
( )-------- <--- lit kitchen match
\_______/
\_____/ <--- chartreuse
\ / <--- Kahlua
\_/
|
|
___|___

2. Light the chartreuse.
3. IMMEDIATELY place the straw in the glass and drink from the bottom, while the top is still alight. Do this fast enough and the straw won't melt or catch fire.
4. Bow to the applause of the rest of the bar. These things are a spectator sport.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go camping with nicka (no homo).

another fun (desert) camping game, "Bounce":

1-2 joints
4 people
1 institutional red rubber ball

Bounce the ball to each other as hard and as high as you can, with Special Moves for throwing and catching.

Also, "Rock":

someone throws a sort of big rock up into the air and everyone else tries to hit it with a littler rock.

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i think i might print this thread and bring it to my friend's b-day party tonight. we will DEFINITELY be drinking enlisted men, that's for sure.

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It's on, bitches. Commencing in about an hour or so. We will report our progress live via ILX feed as best we can.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I am drinking half of a Stripper! (We have no SoCo. I considered substituting port.)

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

See, that's an interesting coincidence, because FB has half of a stripper in his trunk.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I am drinking milk. :(

Only two questions left on my test and then I'm considering joining your party from afar. Probably not until late, though, if I do (must make sure children are ASLEEP).

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh, top or bottom? (Or is it left or right?)

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, you mixed port with Jim Beam? Yuck. (But report the results anyway).

FB surely has several cross-sections of the stripper, adding up to half.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I considered mixing Jim Beam with port. Then I remembered that I need to be functional tomorrow.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Functional is in the eye of the beholder, dude.

Oh wait, that probably makes it worse.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm, how functional do I need to be? J. just told me she "wants a sister." (NO.)

I have no plans, but two kids. But I do have champagne, beer, two bottles of red wine, vodka, tequila, triple sec, rum, dry vermouth, gin, Bailey's and a bunch of stuff that I can't remember (too short to see far into the cabinet). I think we have Harvey's Briston Creme for god's sake. What do you even do with that?

Really tempting to skip my workout and drink instead.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn. Ultra Biers.
Gladd half full of beer, fill rest with vodka.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAAH glaSS

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, thanks for the heads up on "The Enlisted Man". Tasty tasty. I didn't have tobasco, so I used El Yucateco Habanero. Mmmmmmm. Bad beer never tasted so good.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

We are LIVE-BLOGGING MOTHERFUCKERS. THE SHAME THE SHAME

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe that I'm writing a self-evaluation for my performance review while my high school friends are destroying themselves with awful Internet drinks.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am lifting weights; which of us is geekier?

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Sudden bitter flashback to FB pointing at my Cosmopolitan at the Red Dragon and saying, "you're drinking colored water, aren't you."

I am definitely geekier.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

SHE BEGINS
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0468.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

TALSTY
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0466.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Next stop - GARGAMEL!
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0470.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0471.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0472.jpg

FB is contemplative, I'm. uh. I actually have no idea what that reaction is. But it's honest.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ULra biers!!!

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG Gargamel is BLUE BLUE BLUE....

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

haha for a minute i thought that table pic was from one of the several 'cocktail parties' some friends of mine have thrown! but they were never clever enough to have put out the paint, listerine and drano. haha. (okay, don't get so drunk that you 'pretend' to drink that pls.)

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Spite: Equal parts Poweraid, Popov, and flat Sprite.

It best lives up to its name when you drink it without ice somewhere around the third afternoon of a bad bender, so I would save it for Sunday morning brunch.

― Jenny, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0473.jpg
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0474.jpg

I'M STRUNKED

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it is also v weird how john j looks like a cross btwn two friends of mine who were partly responsible for those cocktail parties!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

but they were never clever enough to have put out the paint, listerine and drano.

Drano makes me think of Heathers. "*CORN NUTS*"

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, A. also sends his compliments to the photographer.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ultra Biers is legendary among some of my friends, which is why I'm JABBERING ABOUT IT.
It's best drank about the time you're too drunk to post on ILX.

I once called it 'The drink drunks drunk when they're drunk and want to be more drunk.'

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

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― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

100% of these are just horrible

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

the mushu is the only one that seems thread-ready

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

I will drink the shit out of everything on that list

MARK MY WORDS

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

you could change the names of the drinks to something fancy-sounding and probably make a killing as a "martini bar"

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I'm into the one with gin/mint/green tea

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 February 2014 01:50 (ten years ago) link

Uhoh

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Friday, 28 February 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

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