Ha.
I also really love that every so often there will be an editorial cartoon about the cartoonist's ex-wife.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:29 (5 years ago) Permalink
lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:02 (5 years ago) Permalink
I read the last word wrong and thought this was gonna be about
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:55 (5 years ago) Permalink
― Frogman Henry, Friday, 2 November 2007 09:02 (5 years ago) Permalink
who's that on the right? Jabba the Hutt?
― Heave Ho, Friday, 2 November 2007 10:41 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mel_brooks_starts_nonprofit
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 November 2007 16:32 (5 years ago) Permalink
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:29 (5 years ago) Permalink
o shi i hadn't seen these cartoons before -- awesome.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:36 (5 years ago) Permalink
"After my baby didn't babble or gesture after 12 months, I hoped the cause was autism. I've since learned he's dead."
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:47 (5 years ago) Permalink
Haha OMG:
First Indian-American Governor ElectedWith his swearing in as governor of Louisiana on Monday, Republican Bobby Jindal became the first Indian-American to head a U.S. state. What do you think?Dave Piedmont, Systems Analyst "His parents must be so close to being proud."
With his swearing in as governor of Louisiana on Monday, Republican Bobby Jindal became the first Indian-American to head a U.S. state. What do you think?
Dave Piedmont, Systems Analyst "His parents must be so close to being proud."
― nabisco, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:01 (5 years ago) Permalink
Steven Seagal is...
― Kerm, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/act_now_to_take_advantage_of_my
story of my life
― and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:45 (5 years ago) Permalink
lol "Skeepers"
― Jordan, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:47 (5 years ago) Permalink
haha deja vu
me: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/act_now_to_take_advantage_of_my Sent at 4:31 PM on Wednesday Jordan: haha lol "skeepers"
― deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:50 (5 years ago) Permalink
: /
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:56 (5 years ago) Permalink
that's totally the lowered-standards look
... anonymous sex with me that I'll begin to regret it as it's happening? oh double-edged zing
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/75350
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 7 March 2008 21:38 (5 years ago) Permalink
Haha, i worked at the Skeepers in Ann Arbor from '98 - '00.
― kingfish, Saturday, 8 March 2008 03:22 (5 years ago) Permalink
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 15 March 2008 13:13 (5 years ago) Permalink
"Microwave Quietly Encouraged"
― calstars, Saturday, 15 March 2008 13:42 (5 years ago) Permalink
the onion magazine + editorial cartoons are my fav shit now
― and what, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:13 (5 years ago) Permalink
Kelly is a genius.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_know_whats_stupid
One of my fave pieces for a long time, great concept.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:39 (5 years ago) Permalink
Bob can go fuck himself for those shoes/boots.
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
wow that link is one of the least funny Onion pieces I've read. Diff'rent strokes.
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink
I think it's funny.
― chap, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:26 (5 years ago) Permalink
that craig kilborn bit they did a few months ago (which i conveniently cannot find a link to right now) was one of the best things they've ever done
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:25
Think it's because this character = almost everybody I work with.
They have trouble understanding complex, intellectual ideas like "Maybe not every problem with the UK today can be blamed on asylum seekers."
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:50 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government
― C0L1N B..., Saturday, 15 March 2008 21:32 (5 years ago) Permalink
yeah, i like it too. I usually enjoy their "explicitly deconstructing thoughtless everyday habits" bits.
― kingfish, Saturday, 15 March 2008 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink
Haha this joke would appear to be entirely coincidental, and yet ...
COLUMN: Smoove B signs off -- "Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat."
AMERICAN VOICES TOPIC: "Farmers Planting Less Corn"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
i'm dying here.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:22 (5 years ago) Permalink
cherry coke all over my monitor
― balls, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:24 (5 years ago) Permalink
The Onion Movie is surprisingly terrible
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
surprisingly
― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
""
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 June 2008 02:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
Oh, I didn't know we don't like the Onion here anymore.
ILX = It's the British press for your iphone!
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
yeah wtf happened with the onion movie. The books were always great.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 June 2008 03:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
liking the onion and thinking that "onion: the movie" is a terrible idea are two completely different things. that's probably what Hurting 2 meant since he usually states the obvious, don't act dense and butthurt about it If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport.
― strgn, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
If Assholes Were Butthurt This Place Would Be A Butt Hospice
― s1ocki, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:22 (4 years ago) Permalink
If arseholes were Robbie Williams's last CD this place would be a road in China.
― moley, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
Onion movie = not actually made by The Onion, who disassociated themselves from it long ago..
― energy flash gordon, Monday, 23 June 2008 05:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
Ah, I did not know that. Figures...
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 05:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obamas_hillbilly_half_brother
― felicity, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
lolz "chicken-killing school"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
In the past two weeks, Obama has lost support from such groups as PETA, which withdrew its endorsement when Cooter punched a swan in the face, claiming it was "one of them mean ones"; the Clean Energy Group, which protested Cooter's recent attempt to fry a squirrel in a flaming 20-gallon barrel of diesel fuel; and Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), whom Cooter mistook for an outhouse Monday and urinated on for 35 seconds.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
Man, the magazine is great sometimes.
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2008 22:46 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2008 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
the current print copy full of archival stuff is hilar
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 October 2008 22:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 02:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
that reminds me, anyone know the story behind the turnover going on at av club?
― balls, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 05:49 (1 week ago) Permalink
i think a bunch of them are leaving together to start a new site, or something.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 06:00 (1 week ago) Permalink
interesting, i knew the longtime av club editor either quit or was fired (it felt like fired) months ago and then hyden split for grantland then i noticed scott tobias left (that guy along w/ noah murray and donna bowman had a weirdly large influence on my film taste and education when i was in high school and they were in college), then rabin who fbow is their defining voice or whatever and i thought 'ok something is definitely going on'. wondered if it was just high visibility and new eic prompting mass consideration of other pastures or if there was something more organized going on.
― balls, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 06:11 (1 week ago) Permalink
the chris brown thing belongs in the daily mash
― caek, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 07:39 (1 week ago) Permalink
A friend in the know tells me that Phipps was let go and that the others then jumped ship to join him, in solidarity, on a new site he's starting.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 12:53 (1 week ago) Permalink
I like that mad parody. It reminds me of my college weekly paper days, when we (the pretentious/artsy weekly) did a parody issue of the daily, and then the other weekly (sort of a ziney/gross-out thing) did a great parody of us, nailing in particular our jargon-laden reviews of obscure indie music.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 15:34 (1 week ago) Permalink
That was like the only thing the Medium did that was funny
― los blue jeans, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:37 (1 week ago) Permalink