people that YELP are scumbags

but she does do the bitchy entitlement thang incredibly well

can't trust anyone who miscapitalizes common nouns, suggests a distorted relationship to everyday reality

I am totally all for empowerment but not when I'm dining.
Please separate business and politics from pleasure.

If smothered steak and macaroni and cheese is available in the morning, what ISN'T available in the morning?

sorry, I don't do the African American thang

especially while dining!

ate at a cheap italian place in bmore today and someone gave it two stars solely because they weren't warned on the phone that there would be no valet parking

wtf

i hate these pplso much

That review is amazing. 'Other strong Black women's goings-on' wtf

i have never, never been on Yelp, is it possible to comment on these "reviews"?

no, all you can do is say if it's useful, funny, or cool. i don't know if you have to be a member to do that though, i've never actually tried because it's so useless, unfunny, and uncool that these people can say this shit without accountability.

Wow, that review is atrocious even by the usual standards.

china-free juan

i had such high hopes for this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=1a4fyJox75Q

Our waiter (who shall go nameless since he never gave it to us) was certainly knowledgeable but very aloof. And if I can't name my waiter after a 2.5 hr meal, that doesn't leave me with a great taste in my mouth.

should've rearranged the fries to spell his name or written it on the brown paper table pad with crayon like he was SUPPOSED to

There is no doubt after being there for my first time, that the bar is racist towards white people.

NO DOUBT

http://arrestedmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no-doubt-sm.jpg

Wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the 'zombies and bacon and moustaches' thread, but: http://www.yelp.com/wordmap/nyc/bacon

pork rash

Manhattan looks a little bit like a strip of bacon there.

good job with the hipster avoidance map, yelp

After reading all of the great reviews I decided to book an appointment. My previous hair stylist is currently out on maternity leave and my roots were getting pretty long. I didn't want to keep up with the highlights I had before so I asked for a solid color. I showed the stylist a picture of exactly what I wanted which was a lighter brown with a touch of red. I was going for an auburn. I ended up with red hair. I was clearly not happy with it and she half heartedly offered to throw some brown over it. I've never been the kind of girl to put up a fuss so I told her to just leave it.

She then spent the next 5 min trimming my hair. When she started to blow dry I realized she was kind of doing a lazy job. She ran a round brush through it and didn't even really turn the ends under/over. I even told her that the blow dry was my favorite part of getting my hair done because I am so helpless when it comes to drying my own hair. She didn't take the hint.

I admit its my own fault for not asking what the price would be when I booked the appointment, but had I known I would be charged $150 for a trim, single color with no highlights, and a blow job my 10 year old sister could do better I definitely would have had said something at the time. I ended up putting a couple of boxes hair color from target in to fix it.

I left the salon unhappy. It was extremely overpriced, the blow dry was bad, and the color was nowhere near what I asked for. I do not recommend.

Incredible typo.

honestly, any blow job at all is above and beyond what you can usually expect from a salon. what's that reviewer's problem?

I feel bad for the sister

http://www.yelp.com/wordmap/sf

grateful that i don't live in 'one of the 14 yelpiest cities'

Biggest revelation from that map is that the 80 is called the Dwight Eisenhower Highway.

Interesting:

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/infrastructure/ddehwy.cfm

I Turn Pike.

If people can bring their Loud yelling, rude children, why can't i bring my well behaved sweet dog. Stupid park.

stupid sexy flanders

I only had an iced coffee, which was pretty good. So why a 3? Well just looking at the menu I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.

oh ffs

I didn't go inside or buy anything. So why a 3? Well just looking at the building I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.

So why a 3? I am literally incapable of engaging with the real world without YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP (I rate this response a 4, but really a 4.5)

right? it must be awful to have to think so much about every little thing you do

i saw a guy on yelp the other day with 1304 reviews and 1304 friends. makes u think

Oh My God!
Someone suggest to wife-san and I to go IHOP by person at city festivity this past weekend. IHOP more like i HOPE NOT!!! This not good... NOT GOOD EXPERIENCE!!! OMG! I patted down upon entry to this place!!! Boodah got police style pat down before seating here! BOODAH NOT PACK GUN!!! NO PATTING DOWN, PLEASE!!! Now wife-san say I pack gun, just no pat necessary.

It look like typical IHOP... just unsavory characters come in and out . Too loud talking going on, can't concentrate! Needless to say, wife-san and I must leave before ordering. So bad, so much bad experience. If I recommend pancake house to go to, THIS NOT IT! Sorry... NO! NOT SORRY!!!... this not good choice for pancake experience.

Rule of thumb: If pat down require to enter... leave. I not know if 1 star deserving of the IHOP on the Jefferson.

all of this guy's reviews are written like this

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his name is boodah, what do you expect?

http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/archive/4/41/20080410005207!No_Kill_I.jpg

if I see him on road I kill

I was JUST talking to my friend Rasheeda, she is honestly so amazing and everything that she says is so true, and she was saying that this is the most AMAYZING pizza place in not just New York, but the whole world. She has been EVERYWHERE. She dies for this pizza. The meat lovers is so phucking good. She dies for it. '

You may have heard of Rasheeda before; she recently released the smash hit "Marry Me." What you probably didn't know about her is that in addition to being an AMAZING rapper/singer, she also knows sooooo much about food. Trust me, she has eaten like EVERYWHERE.

Anyway, everyone is saying that she is the best judge of pizza cuz shes had it everywhere.... SHE LOVES OMG PIZZA OMG OMGOMGOMGOM OMGOMG

Honestly the fact that this place has one 2 1/2 stars is so ridiculous, people are just trying to get back at Rasheeda and cut her down by saying bad things about this place because they are so jealous of her. I don't blame them, but come on, grow up.

Please, please PLEASE don't take this out on Rasheeda. She didn't ask for this; she just asked for good pizza.

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yes, very.

6/6/2009
This place is completely over-rated. The so-called Chef is a fraud. The pasta is frozen, for God's sake! The kitchen is a joke. (Take a peek -- do you see any gas ovens? C-L-U-E!) The wine list is embarrassing. Come on foodies, this is all about marketing, hype, PR, and a heavy dose of pure bullsh*t.

from the same reviewer two months later:

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1.0 star rating8/11/2009 If you want fine dining, please go straight to Five & Ten in Five Points. And if you want authentic Italian, you should try La Dolce Vita downtown

(fyi this is a former boss of mine)

C-L-U-E!

Overall, like I said, for those who love authentic Mexican food, that place is the sh..! And who cares about the service anyway? (In my case it was not bad). You think you get good service in Mexico? If you want good service and good Mexican food go to Javier's in Newport Beach, Ca (my personal favorite upscale Mexican place)

I also liked the chicken mole (and I typically don't like mole unless home-made)...of course I only ate a small piece (that was all my Mediterranean stomach could take).