I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

From the Replacements thread on ILM:

thinking of the PTMM handshake as a tat

― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:14 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What will your mom say

― curmudgeon, Monday, June 10, 2013 12:02 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take out the trash

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, June 10, 2013 6:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

qual

don't go chasing waterface
please stick to the river wolf and the lagoons that ur used to

― r|t|c, Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the point is the garlic, butter is simply its vessel

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Garlic is the one true God, and melted better his only prophet.

― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's in Hong Kong. He's living a Zevon song.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:20:09.000

send bloggers, guns and money

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:51:00.000

slow...clap.

that pizza exchange is pretty great, also liked this just for quickness:

is garlic butter a condiment to grease up your pizza bones?

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by "pizza bones" i mean "crusts"

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah, pizza bone sis a great euphemism for crusts

― 乒乓, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pizza bone sis was the worst Pearl Jam/Soungarden related band imo

― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The completed review package, including all attachments would be provided to the respective IOU. We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required

oh good ad hominem attacks

I don't have a problem with people pointing out that Bay et al have themes/tropes/an ouevre (of course they do!) but that doesn't make their movies any better or interesting to watch.

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah oh good more c+P errors

um

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

this will never get old

Question is, is it an Irv Kershner-style improvement or a prequel reversion.

Shakey, I'm sorry but you seriously must have the single most boring job in the universe.

pretty sure the gap between the ilx perception of last train to paris and its public perception is larger than most things in the world, kanye's ego included

― katherine, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:54 AM (2 hours ago)

and it makes me sadder than most things in the world ;_;

― lex pretend, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:44 PM (9 minutes ago)

then you lead a charmed life!

― scott seward, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:52 PM (1 minute ago)

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

Does Shakey work in meter data?

lol

my job is great tho, really! but yeah engineers are boring to most people I guess

xp

what kind of world have we created where the phrase "meter data" makes me guffaw uncontrollably in my cubicle?

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha i know, why??

We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.

Meter data? I hardly know her!

don't want to meter datty / just want you in my caddy

you guys are trying to get me fired for spluttering infractions!

Sometimes it's the little things:

btw i hadn't thought of L7 in about 15 years until this thread

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:18 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sound s like u pretended they were dead, haha

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oy-celsior

facepalmcelsior

sadtrombonecelsior

groan out loud

legit funny stfu

that is so good

OK now he was LOLZ, tried to EXCELSIOR you, but you're an animal, baby it's in your ROFL