Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'

Putins are getting divorced! I look forward to a future featuring epic photos of putin on dates with sexy secret agent type women.

"darling, why don't you enjoy your coffee while I judo flip this tiger"

this thread title is my immediate thought whenever i see putin mentioned.

Lol, there was a Daily Mail story last year that claimed he was dating "Anna Chapman", xxp

... whn of course everyone knows it's Alina Kabayeva (feel free to GIS)

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22429359/patriots-owner-robert-kraft-vladimir-putin-stole-my-super-bowl-ring

"I took out the ring and showed it to (Putin), and he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,'" Kraft said

'can' instead of 'could' is just fucking next-level

::tries on pants:: "I can kill someone with these pants" ::tastes coffee:: "I can kill someone with this coffee"

lol

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/6e8038d5666a7d4c164f403c84689364/tumblr_mo1fyrmjQz1qzy531o1_500.jpg

what people are always in a hurry?

"dealing with snowden is like shearing a piglet... too much squealing and too little wool"

russian people, batman xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZxrBmYVa52c&t=173

PUTIN KISSES FISH

Lukashenko has upped the stakes by catching a 57kg catfish. Expect Putin to wade into the Black Sea to club a shark to death with his fists by the middle of next week.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Vladimir_Putin_21_February_2001-2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vp9mIXd.gif

http://townhall.com/columnists/patbuchanan/2013/12/17/is-putin-one-of-us-n1764094/page/full

18.Jan 2014
At a meeting with the volunteers of the Sochi Olympics, Vladimir Putin was clearly in a good mood . The head of state promised one volunteer that he would spend a work day with him, which was the volunteer’s longtime dream. He also pinched one of the women who flew in from China.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72751000/jpg/_72751734_putinafp.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/aeb6a4816c4f26484de0a25f35dc6116/tumblr_nc18sanaUE1qhfj8zo1_500.jpg

lol

Amazing photo tbh

thread titles that haunt me

http://f.cl.ly/items/3m0131042B3P3I0R3H0J/458737794.jpg

Putin to bridge, three to beam

http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/nov/10/putin-nostalgia-stalin-hitler/

Lol. I knew who wrote that from the URL.

http://en.tass.ru/russia/761152

https://38.media.tumblr.com/dbcac310522de7a6f151bb18bf2f0410/tumblr_nhz058YAiN1rsxqqio1_400.gif

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

https://pod.geraspora.de/camo/a82215f167b8dd4c95366247339fa1058ca72237/68747470733a2f2f706f642e6f726b7a2e6e65742f75706c6f6164732f696d616765732f7363616c65645f66756c6c5f64303663633062343730663232393661643936652e676966

lol

did he give her a double thumbs-up????

when did life become a comedy

He did too, he's been hanging about with Berlusconi too long. Poor old Angela Merkel though, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK4PcBSDFiA

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Murdoch, Blair (allegedly), Putin (also allegedly). Shocking taste in men.

An 11-year-old caller asked Putin, “How do you view porridge for breakfast?”

Putin replied: “I eat porridge with pleasure. Every day.”

But asked whether his parents had forced him to eat it as a child, Putin said, “I generally don’t do what I don’t want.”

http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/putin-pigeon-gif-3877049.gif

kind of funny but not even remotely a good shop

wtf!? https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2017/9/10/1697580/-Back-in-1982-I-was-selling-acid-at-Jim-Morrison-s-grave-that-s-when-I-first-met-Vladimir-Putin

loooooooooool

The author is all "you guys, of course this is fake" in the comments

The Russian president, who turned 65 on October 7, picked up the dog and kissed it on the head https://t.co/vvRVObM4U5

— POLITICO Europe (@POLITICOEurope) October 11, 2017

Lost in the midst of the election was Friday rumor reporting that Putin will be stepping down next year due to Parkinson's, delivered by Kremlin denial via those august bastions of journalism (checks notes) The U.S. Sun, Newsweek, the NY Post and Washington Times.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/1755332/does-putin-have-parkinsons-who-replace-resigns/

damn, double christmas

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I haven't yet seen this widely reported enough to believe it.

Oh i don’t mean to suggest it’s necessarily accurate.

Q: is it possible to develop Parkinson's as a result of regularly poisoning yr enemies

Follow up Q: should I get checked for Parkinson's