worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The resemblance is uncanny.

guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?
PASS PASS PASS

http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/cookware-guy-fieri/talent/4294879146-1949

http://www.housewares.org/PressEventsEntry/SlickFiles/2012/summer/1134/Group%20shot_366x366.jpg

cookin' it
livin' it
lovin' it

BA DA BA BA BA BA

For the love of...

I think I'm more irritated by the cookware that doesn't have stupid designs on it because what is it about a Guy Fieri brand Porcelain Enameled Cast Iron Round Dutch Oven (3.5-qt.) that is any better than a Lodge, for example, aside from the fact that the color is listed as "hot rod red"? It's like, hmmmmm I would like a new set of stainless steel cookware so I can trot down to Bed Bath & Beyond and pick up a set from Calphalon's discount line or wait no I will mail order the same thing from the Food Network and pay shipping because it is Guy Fieri brand and I do love donkey sauce.

What I'm saying is that at least the nonstick pans have something about them that sets them apart. It is a hideous thing, granted, and I wouldn't have it in my house but different strokes.

unless you are studiously scrubbing the bottom of your frying pan clean every time you use it, that shits gonna get scorched and gunged up and, well, it's gonna kinda get trashed if you actually bought the frying pan to USE it

idk as a frequent frypan user this seems really stupid to me

xxpost to carl -- on the other hand, the good thing about celebrity cookware is that it almost always ends up in the closeout stores for less than name brand stuff, so if you are desperate for new cookware you can get some pretty wellmade stuff for cheap

Tuesday Morning has the Isaac Mizrahi line for closeout prices ATM except it's all fucking PINK
PINK

wtf isaac seriously

Good points about the cruddy bottom and the closeout prices.

https://twitter.com/steventurous/status/369582743169937408

what in christ

is he... eating that guitar?

A little vengeance:

About five years ago, right before I moved to San Francisco, I lived in the North Bay and I worked in a coffee shop. One of our regular customers happened to be Guy Fieri, and let me tell you, he is just as much of a douchebag in person as he is on TV. Maybe even worse. He always came in with this obnoxious air of self-importance, always looked down his nose at us, always ordered an Americano, and rarely (if ever) left a tip. I served him decaf every fucking time, and I don't even feel bad about it. I've never told anyone about this, aside from like three close friends, because I don't want anyone to think that I would ever fuck with their coffee. Just to be clear, I've never done that to anyone else, ever. Just him. Now that I'm five years older and marginally wiser, I still don't feel the least bit bad about it.

Oops.

http://gawker.com/guy-fieri-brawls-with-his-crying-hairdresser-while-the-1454677862

i would also kick a crying male hairdresser from my car

I have a bigger problem with male hairdresser who laugh hysterically.

is that what counts as a "brawl" these days?

Fieri was going through "product" withdrawl

http://i.imgur.com/0JO4jPk.jpg

A new century's outsider art.

I would frame that and hang it in my home.

don't fuck with someone's coffee maaaaaaaaaan

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1426737_10151703042331596_894574085_n.jpg

LOL

looks like he's jerkin' off tbh

"That's right... eat the burger... ngggggghhhhhhhhh..."

Leash tied to sign post while his family goes inside to eat

Remember when his Lamborghini got stolen? The final upshot of all that

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Lamborghini-thief-Max-Wade-given-life-for-botched-5169797.php

Satan walks among us

http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2014/01/29/guy-fieri-finally-bestows-guy-fieri-coffee-upon-america/

Satan needs to get a less obvious pseudonym. FIERY GUY?!

lol

“All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.”

laws against that remain on the books in some states

http://i.imgur.com/87x9UPL.png

haha amazing

I will confess I went to the Guy's American Grill a couple months ago in times square and had a macaroni and cheese burger.. it was pretty good!

#challops

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/2151/weenie.gif

http://snaxattacks.tumblr.com/image/77252575707

just in case u start to get excited about that super duper weenie, TV-G logo pops up
welp, another dick-free episode

http://www.lasvegassun.com/vegasdeluxe/2014/mar/12/photos-guy-fieri-chooses-name-his-first-las-vegas-/

The two-level, 10,000-square-foot space will feature a large outdoor patio and dining area to seat 185 fans who will get panoramic views of the Strip. Memorabilia from his days at UNLV will be used as decoration along with his tattoos as part of the design elements at the bar.

Taking a Mexican street taco and blending it with a Vietnamese sandwich creates Banh Mi Tacos in crispy baguette shells. The firecracker pulled pork, cilantro, pickled carrots, shaved jalapenos and sweet chili mayo mix with a spicy Sriracha dip to create a combination of sweet and spicy.

barf

http://photos.lasvegassun.com/media/img/photos/2013/12/20/4_t653.jpg%3F214bc4f9d9bd7c08c7d0f6599bb3328710e01e7b
looks delicious

x-p to Banh Mi Taco
No donkey sauce, no cred! (Though seriously, that doesn't sound bad.)

The Full Menu & Prices at Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Bar

Sashimi Won-Tacos $14
Everyone's fave 'cuz they're wicked tasty! Sashimi grade ahi & serious mango-jicama salsa are packed into wonton taco shells + drizzled with "wow-sabi" cream.

Morgan's Gnarly Greek Salad $13
Guy's take on the Greek salad will send you on a tour of the Mediterranean with its bold flavors, hearts of romaine, fresh veggies, hummus, feta, Parmesan croutons + tangy lemon vinaigrette. Toga not included.

The Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger $16
This burger is money! Crunchy righteous rojo rings, LTOP + the kicker- Guy's bourbon brown sugar BBQ sauce is sandwiched between a toasted brioche bun. It'll leave you in a food coma!

Ain't Nothing Butta Chicken Wing...

All our wings are trimmed into "lollipops" so they're super easy to eat, then we brine & roast each one before frying & tossing in one of our off-da-hook wing sauces.

You have to read the whole thing.

good lord

Crunchy righteous rojo rings!

It's like another language