"We call him The Other."
― carson dial, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
Wait maybe the 50th Special is going to be Lungbarrow.
― JimD, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
missing regeneration was the smoke monster.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
"And now, settle in for a 12-hour-long special episode of Doctor Who"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
^^^ LOL, even that wouldn't make the fanboys happy.
When John Hurt was first cast - before anyone had a hint he'd be playing some kind of riff on BAD DOCTOR - I thought they'd got him in to play John Dee, the alchemist. Good idea, but no dice. I think he will prove to be some kind of impostor. Too much numbered merchandising in DW for it to be any other way, really.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
No need for an imposter - they've already written it so's not to disturb the numbering.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
The whole question of "what if The Doctor regenerated into a completely different person" is semi-fascinating; what happens when his core personality changes so much that he isn't really The Doctor anymore? And, given that we're talking about a personality spectrum that includes several wildly dissimilar personalities (the juxtaposition between 2 and 6 in The Two Doctors being a great example of this), what type of person was this incarnation that he can't be considered "The Doctor"?
I am super excited for this like I haven't been in years.
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
hey maybe there's like 50 errant 'doctors' who aren't allowed to be called 'doctor' because the high council only hands down regenerations if oh wait they're all dead
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
hey maybe the seal of rassilon turns up at bad wolf bay and looks like this
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000PribmXu7Q.Y/s/880/880/Hookers-Sea-Lion-on-the-beach.jpg
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_933OtERckvA/R_AGlvPI9VI/AAAAAAAAAOE/6wWUAQLsNZ4/S220/bh06.jpg
― why does Kanye say he was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire? (sic), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
gah
― why does Kanye say he was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire? (sic), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
If I haven't watched any other Colin Baker stories, can I still jump into Trial of a Timelord?
― llama del rey (Leee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
yes
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:00 (ten years ago) link
but don't, it's terrible
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
lol so conflicted!
― llama del rey (Leee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
(I mean, go in with the least high of expectations)
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
it's great
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
If you just want to see where the word Valeyard comes from, then be it on your own head, but do allow yourself permission to bail out - it does not actually pay off in the end, as the original writer died halfway through, and then the followup writer quit, and the replacement writers a) literally had to make up a new ending from the penultimate script with neither of the previous writers' notes, and b) are the worst writers in the entire history of Who
If you just want to sample a Colin, Vengeance On Varos is the least awful TV story. But alternatively he is the best audio Doctor, and has been in some of the best Who stories ever, in that form.
Also "his" run in the comic was pretty great, including two Grant Morrison stories and lots of John Ridgway art and the best companion ever
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah, the fact that 'trial' ends terribly is fairly important. just enjoy how bizarre it all is and don't expect anything to pay off after ep 4.
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link
The first story is genuinely good, the second has a decent core idea but that's about it, and the third... It could be a great Tom story, Agatha Christie on a space liner. Unfortunately, Mel.
The final section is a very NuWho idea, that all the previous stories have been a trap through space and time (in fact, Rusty used that exact phrase to describe the return of The Master, it was his season arc description) set by a Time Lord disguising his true identity. That the Doctor is conflicted and tormented by inner evil and some times doesn't know where it will take him.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
Doesn't it reveal **spoiler****spoiler** the Valeyard is actually the Master in disguise at the very end?
Obviously it's a terrible season, but I remember being RIVETED by it (to be fair, I was 8).
Also, poor <redacted> happening to <redacted> is probably one of the creepiest moments of any episode I've seen (although again - 8).
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Nope, the Master is not behind the Valeyard
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
The Valeyard is to Matt Smith as The Watcher is to Tom Baker (under the new numbering system).
Theory: Hurt Doctor is nothing to do with The Doctor at all otherwise all Dorium's " fall of the Eleventh" stuff that Moffatt put throughout Series 7 is about Tennant EmoDoc.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
all of this made me go back and scan through the plot synopsis for Head Games
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
It made me go back and read Time And Time again. Paul Cornell should feel even more aggrieved than Lawrence Miles.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
Man I would have loved loved LOVED to see Miles turn one of his stories* into a three-parter
*okay, Alien Bodies
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
Theory: Hurt Doctor is nothing to do with The Doctor at all
Maybe he's an alt-whatever-his-og-name-is who didn't choose that Time Lord name/calling (there was a thing between The Doctor and The Master in The Sound of Drums about name choosing).
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Ha, I vividly remember E1 of this this being the exact point where I gave up on Doctor Who (I was 10), because the idea of a 14 week courtroom drama just seemed so BORING to me. I dropped out and never went back. (well ok, not never, I came back for the original broadcast of McGann). Have watched it since though and yeah, it's not all that bad. There are far worse Colin Baker stories, at least.
― JimD, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
late to the party, finally watched this last night.
That was a great episode! I've spent most of the season settling in for eyerolling/boredom followed by mild to extreme annoyance and I really didn't have any of that. Yay! finally!
irritations, they are but a few1) I know AA/Sic kinda dug into this earlier but this whole showdown with the Great Intelligence would have paid off a whole lot better if he had been more of a constant thread through this season instead of only being in 1 or 2 other episodes. Even if REG isn't going to physically BE in all the episodes, make us think about him? But that would require having a more solid story through the season which they didn't always seem to.
2) Aldo mentioned this, and he was otm. Moffat's wankery. Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing. That line about the souffle is not a souffle it's just the recipe was MEH when you said it the first time, I'm not going to get on board with it and buy a tshirt of it the third or fourth time you say it. Impossible Girl, same thing. Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git. I mean, that's 90 % of why Clara annoys me so much. Everything she says is like they're trying to make it a catchphrase and it drives me bonkers.
3) Sic otm re everyone standing around the Doctor's time dna or whatever, when it's BLEEDING obvious that Clara needs to get in it. Either do it right away because the audience knows that's what she's supposed to do, or add a wrinkle that the audience hasn't thought of for why she's not getting in there but don't just all stand around staring like a bunch of tits.
The rest of it? Yay. Soooo much yay. I loved how gothy and dark it was and how it finally did explain Clara pretty well (though honestly it annoys me that she's now part of their whole timeline when she's not interesting enough to deserve such a thing lol)
John muthafucking Hurt!! Weeeeee. I am excited for this story and I hope it pays off.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
I like how they were all "oh noes, Clara will die and be replaced by a bunch of copies scattered through the Doctor's life" when it seems like each copy had its own relatively rich and full life (until the Doctor came along).
Something my wife pointed out was that the first line Oswin said in Asylum of the Daleks was "I don't know where I am" which I didn't remember and is actually a great piece of seasonwide narrative threading
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
Aldo mentioned this, and he was otm. Moffat's wankery. Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing. That line about the souffle is not a souffle it's just the recipe was MEH when you said it the first time, I'm not going to get on board with it and buy a tshirt of it the third or fourth time you say it. Impossible Girl, same thing. Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git. I mean, that's 90 % of why Clara annoys me so much. Everything she says is like they're trying to make it a catchphrase and it drives me bonkers.
I really enjoyed this episode, but VG is otm on all of this. Clara is still a character that seems a bit vacant to me, and I think this is a big reason why.
― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
poor Jenna, totally doing her best with super thin material (semi reminiscent of early Amy episodes where she just comes across as "young Donna Noble")
I still think it would have been fun for Dalek Oswin to have gone off in the TARDIS for a story or two
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git
QFT.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
otmClara is like a kids' TV presenter and this doesn't help
― kinder, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
They really missed an opportunity IMO by resolving all of this without having the Doctor and Clara run into one of her fragments first
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
How reasonable is it to ask for the science fiction and time travel elements in DW to be simpler and more coherent from now on?
I'm definitely not asking for 'hard sci-fi'.
― cardamon, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link
Depends on how many ppl actually like the explanation behind the multiple Claras
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
I don't hate it.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
That explanation is probably about as complicated as I ever want the show to be I think. Don't know if I'm showing myself up as a simpleton here, but tbh I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on throughout all of those finales with the Ponds. At least in RTD's time I could follow the finales, even if I thought they made fuckall sense
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
Time Lords can age, right? Instead of Hurt coming between McGann and Eccleston, how about if Hurt IS the McGann Doctor, having aged and done whatever he did to renounce the name?
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
xpost I'm right there with you. They never made an ounce of sense to me either.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
I thought they made sense but really fuck the Doctor/River romance
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
^^^
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
oh veg veg soooo very otm
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
maybe this is why he never dies on blue peter
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing.
ha ha I know someone who cosplayed Souffle Girl before 7b
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
how did I know that you would have something to add to that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
like a pinch of cinnamon to a recipe
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link