well my career aspirations total me having enough money to not work so i call that encouragement to pursue my dreams
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
what happens when i'm blindsighted by an article midway through reading it
Richard, a tranny chef
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 15 February 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
necessary information
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
"full sex"
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 15 February 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
what's sad is that there are tens of thousands of people right now wishing they could get a foot in the door as a trainee chef.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Trayce otm
and if not, ailsa otm
16yr old cuts a break by apparently not siring child of underage girl he's been sleeping with, demands dna test to prove he is SOLELY so he can get in the tabloids.
WTF????
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Goodsell2_516x300_27332a.jpg
So much for the 'false perspective' theory. I think I find this bit the most astonishing though:
Richard’s mother Barbie-Jayne, 35, backs his story ... Last night she proudly boasted of twice appearing on TV’s Trisha show as a guest on programmes about having an overbearing personality and overactive sex life
Trisha's guests are real??
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm. Barbie-Jayne. There can't be too many of those around, is this her?
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
kinda strange that the Sun (or more likely the government) would not require a DNA test before registering a child of a 12 and 15 year old as theirs..
― Ludo, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/1560/45/n1351260848_5070.jpgPint glass, dragon shirt, chest tattoo, wedding dress, reception possibly in school gym - I'm guessing it might be xp
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
She's also a fan of Vin Deisel (even wrong spellings get facebook pages) :
Sonia wrote at 6:27pm yesterdayHe is the beutiful men that i see in the world
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://idledown.adsl24.co.uk/random-pics/ky.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
― big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link
btw that hoodie...
Dudes Flying High is on TV right this second, and the scene with the little girl and the coffee isn't so funny anymore.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Am I the only person who looks at the above photo and thinks the girl looks scarily like Vic Reeves?
― Forest Pines Mk2, Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
it's the boobs
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Still can't believe this is real.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
why do they need KY?
― jel --, Sunday, 15 February 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link
4 sexing
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 15 February 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
so that's her + the 3 dads = 4 sexing?
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at Americans coming to this thread to lol at Brits. The only British thing about this is the pathetic soul searching we're all supposed to do when some idiot "falls" pregnant.
― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
O_o
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, that and the fact that it happened in Britain! Dudes stopbiting the sucky parts of American culture
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, if there were US teenagers who scarily closely resemble characters from Lost who happen to get pregnant, I'd laugh at them too!
― Nicolars (Nicole), Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
as the parent of a 13 year old, I probably shouldn't have read this :-/
― m coleman, Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned, was that totally uncalled for attack at Americans a pathetic trolling attempt or did you really think it was neccesary?
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Stay tuned to find out...
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 15 February 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
The only British thing about this
... is the fact that the biggest slag in school looks like Vic Reeves.
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 15 February 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay I can't be the only person here genuinely surprised that there's only one 13-year old father in the UK?
Kenan stfu.
― Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Sunday, 15 February 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
It surprised me too, as I'm also from one of our Teenage Pregnancy Capitals (and used to work with an early-30s grandmother)
― Forest Pines Mk2, Sunday, 15 February 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, February 15, 2009 12:35 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^worthwhile zing
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Vic Reeves to play the mother in TV movie!
― StanM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Goodsell4_280x450_27335a.jpg
This kid looks EXACTLY like my younger brother (well, if my younger brother didn't dress like a hipster).
― i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
she has such big boobs. shoulda breastfed, you silly twit
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
By leon norman. Posted February 15 2009 at 12:14 PM.
In the words of the famous song: "Theres no England anymore"
And the same socialist garbage is coming to America as we speak.
― DavidM, Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Shoulda not assumed big boobs = ability to get loads of impressionable teenage boys into your knickers, you silly twit.
― ailsa, Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 15 February 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Guys, as I said upthread the whole Mary Kay Letourneau thing from the 90s is like 25 times more creepier than this, and the US then was all "oh wow weirdo creeppee, Leno's joke about it last night was so funny, anyway..."
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 15 February 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the lolling is mainly at the 13-that-looks-like-he's-6yo guy's facial expressions regarding the whole being a daddy thing. This would have been awkward and kinda funny in any western country, but admittedly the UK outrage here is kinda adding to that a lil'.
I guess I'm used to having messed up shit like this going unreported all the time all around me, I dunno.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 15 February 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link
The papers here haven't finished with it yet. Melanie Philips has written her second column on it, the Mail has moved onto "what are social services going to do about this" and The Sun has Alfie (possibly) taking a DNA test. Meanwhile the eternally righteous British public get their monthly opportunity to poor scorn on the "chavs" and beat themselves up abut "broken Britain" as we have been doing since the 17th century (at least).
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 16 February 2009 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link
really excellent stanning on behalf of the labour party here, great work, wonderful party.
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:07 (2 days ago) Permalink
The rate of teenage pregnancies is falling, you fucking Tory cunt
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:30 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
really wish you'd stop posting
― admin log special guest star (DG), Monday, 16 February 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
And still, the lads turn up with the "I've shagged her and so's me mate wanna make a documentary about us?" line.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Heartwarming, in a way
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoops
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
... unless it is clearly in the child's interests".
Hmm, wouldn't getting a large sum of money by definition be in "their interest"?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, If "Teh Sun" reported themselves to the press commission, would that mean they 'couldn't pay' the money out?
^^^So cynical, this is The Sun we're talking about...
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Do Brits really say "full sex" all the time?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link