What's it all about, Alfie the 13-year-old father?

SO YOU SLEPT WITH HER Wtf is wrong with people.

in conjunction with the post previous I can't help but read this in a Jeremy Kyle voice.

"Quite often what fails to recognise is that in some of the more difficult communities, this has become pretty much the norm.", says man of the people Iain Duncan Smith. As a resident of a recent Teenage Pregnancy Capital of Europe™ and former resident of a strong competitor for that title, I've heard of one case of a 14-year-old mother and, other than that, a small smattering of 15-year-olds (and a million 16-year-olds, of course). News story in not quite being matter of dog bites man shockrrrrr.

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xpost - I don't know, when I was 14 there were a few girls in my year that had babies, it's not exactly rare (this was back when the Tories were in charge so sod you Ian Duncan Smith).

A friend of mine's 13 year old daughter is pregnant at the minute and it's pretty heartbreaking. Like the lad in these photos she looks more like she's 10 than 13 and she's having to spend the last three months in hospital because it's taking such a physical toll on her. I know it's still bad that a lad as young-looking a Alfie is a dad but the first thing I thought when I saw the photo was how much worse it would be if it was the mother that looked like that rather than the dad.

600 gbp a week? i should have had baby earlier. and in britainia.

is it possible to tell someone "you'd make an AWESOME welfare queen" without it being a slight?

well my career aspirations total me having enough money to not work so i call that encouragement to pursue my dreams

what happens when i'm blindsighted by an article midway through reading it

Richard, a tranny chef

necessary information

"full sex"

what's sad is that there are tens of thousands of people right now wishing they could get a foot in the door as a trainee chef.

Trayce otm

and if not, ailsa otm

16yr old cuts a break by apparently not siring child of underage girl he's been sleeping with, demands dna test to prove he is SOLELY so he can get in the tabloids.

W
T
F????

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Goodsell2_516x300_27332a.jpg

So much for the 'false perspective' theory. I think I find this bit the most astonishing though:

Richard’s mother Barbie-Jayne, 35, backs his story ... Last night she proudly boasted of twice appearing on TV’s Trisha show as a guest on programmes about having an overbearing personality and overactive sex life

Trisha's guests are real??

Hmm. Barbie-Jayne. There can't be too many of those around, is this her?

kinda strange that the Sun (or more likely the government) would not require a DNA test before registering a child of a 12 and 15 year old as theirs..

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Pint glass, dragon shirt, chest tattoo, wedding dress, reception possibly in school gym - I'm guessing it might be xp

She's also a fan of Vin Deisel (even wrong spellings get facebook pages) :

Sonia wrote at 6:27pm yesterday
He is the beutiful men that i see in the world

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haha

btw that hoodie...

Dudes Flying High is on TV right this second, and the scene with the little girl and the coffee isn't so funny anymore.

Am I the only person who looks at the above photo and thinks the girl looks scarily like Vic Reeves?

it's the boobs

Still can't believe this is real.

why do they need KY?

4 sexing

so that's her + the 3 dads = 4 sexing?

lol at Americans coming to this thread to lol at Brits. The only British thing about this is the pathetic soul searching we're all supposed to do when some idiot "falls" pregnant.

O_o

Well, that and the fact that it happened in Britain! Dudes stop
biting the sucky parts of American culture

Yeah, if there were US teenagers who scarily closely resemble characters from Lost who happen to get pregnant, I'd laugh at them too!

as the parent of a 13 year old, I probably shouldn't have read this :-/

Ned, was that totally uncalled for attack at Americans a pathetic trolling attempt or did you really think it was neccesary?

Stay tuned to find out...

The only British thing about this

... is the fact that the biggest slag in school looks like Vic Reeves.

Okay I can't be the only person here genuinely surprised that there's only one 13-year old father in the UK?

Kenan stfu.

It surprised me too, as I'm also from one of our Teenage Pregnancy Capitals (and used to work with an early-30s grandmother)

The only British thing about this

... is the fact that the biggest slag in school looks like Vic Reeves.

― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, February 15, 2009 12:35 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^worthwhile zing

Vic Reeves to play the mother in TV movie!

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Goodsell4_280x450_27335a.jpg

This kid looks EXACTLY like my younger brother (well, if my younger brother didn't dress like a hipster).

she has such big boobs. shoulda breastfed, you silly twit

By leon norman. Posted February 15 2009 at 12:14 PM.

In the words of the famous song: "Theres no England anymore"

And the same socialist garbage is coming to America as we speak.

she has such big boobs. shoulda breastfed, you silly twit

Shoulda not assumed big boobs = ability to get loads of impressionable teenage boys into your knickers, you silly twit.

Ned, was that totally uncalled for attack at Americans a pathetic trolling attempt or did you really think it was neccesary?

― StanM, Sunday, February 15, 2009 4:56 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Guys, as I said upthread the whole Mary Kay Letourneau thing from the 90s is like 25 times more creepier than this, and the US then was all "oh wow weirdo creeppee, Leno's joke about it last night was so funny, anyway..."

I think the lolling is mainly at the 13-that-looks-like-he's-6yo guy's facial expressions regarding the whole being a daddy thing. This would have been awkward and kinda funny in any western country, but admittedly the UK outrage here is kinda adding to that a lil'.

I guess I'm used to having messed up shit like this going unreported all the time all around me, I dunno.

The papers here haven't finished with it yet. Melanie Philips has written her second column on it, the Mail has moved onto "what are social services going to do about this" and The Sun has Alfie (possibly) taking a DNA test. Meanwhile the eternally righteous British public get their monthly opportunity to poor scorn on the "chavs" and beat themselves up abut "broken Britain" as we have been doing since the 17th century (at least).

really excellent stanning on behalf of the labour party here, great work, wonderful party.

― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:07 (2 days ago) Permalink

The rate of teenage pregnancies is falling, you fucking Tory cunt

― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:30 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really wish you'd stop posting

And still, the lads turn up with the "I've shagged her and so's me mate wanna make a documentary about us?" line.

Heartwarming, in a way