ASK TREESHIP whats your favorite gilmore girls episode

what part of jersey?

xpost yeah, there are a bunch of them. not as many as in boston though, which is a city i've spent some time in. for some reason when i picture back bay station i remember there being two dunkin donuts in that train station, but that seems impossible.

i live in central jersey in a really small town outside of princeton and this is where i have lived for most of my life.

i didn't know jersey had a central part. i grew up in north jersey and i'm back here for a job. doesn't matter, DIRT JERZ REPRESENT ON ILX. ME AND TREESHIP WILL FUCK U UP

sweet. good to hear there are more new jerseyans on here. it's a pretty good state, all things considered. i am a twelve minute drive from my favorite record store, the princeton record exchange. have you ever been there?

xpost yeah, there are a bunch of them. not as many as in boston though, which is a city i've spent some time in. for some reason when i picture back bay station i remember there being two dunkin donuts in that train station, but that seems impossible.

― Treeship, Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:17 PM

the next time you're down here you're gonna hang out with us

sure, that would be awesome. i think there's a boston thread on here and next time i'm up there i will post on there.

what area of boston do you live in markers?

sure, that would be awesome. i think there's a boston thread on here and next time i'm up there i will post on there.

― Treeship, Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:26 PM

do it

suburbs

Boston -- Classic or Dirty Water?

xxxxxp no, but i've heard good things about it. last time i was in the princeton area was 2005 when i interviewed at dow jones and pretended to be a hayek-loving freako... didn't work out. i'm in the montclair area.

i just assumed you were from vermont or ontario.

interesting. i have never been to either of those places.

alright.

i guess it was a special blend of twee-terse overearnestness and undergraduate sociology seminar talking points leftleaning
that i associate with those places for whatever reason

man even trying to explain that sounds fuckin ridiculous but yall know what i mean

or you TREE SHIP know what i mean

ok. i think my "overearnestness" has been exaggerated but whatever, it's not the worst thing.

do you like joe budden?

i don't really know enough about joe budden to have an opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUvguNA33ek

i want your thoughts on that

hey treeship what's it like to make love to a killer whale

i need some tips/advice, have a potential "thing" this weekend going on

that's not a thing i have experienced waterface. sorry i can't be of help to you. i would like, however, to discourage you from having sex with animals in general because it is illegal, exploitative/abusive, and in the case of large animals like killer whales, dangerous to you as well. cheers.

really? that's weird, i heard you make love to killer whales on the reg

anyway thanks for the advice, that's very helpful

xpost to dylann, i listened to that joe budden track/series of tracks you posted and like it. my favorite thing about it is the echo effect, where certain words he says are repeated in the background of the recording. i like how these echoes seem like a second voice in the track, like they are commenting on the main course of the lyrics. it's also moody and introspective and about relationships so it's my kind of rap song in that sense. thanks dylann.

hey treeship this isn't a 'question' but i like how "all i want" is your favorite LCD soundsystem song, because that is also my favorite song of theirs

thanks kevin. i like that you like that song too. the lyrics always get to me, and i love that he takes the risk of ratcheting up the volume on that squeaky synth part toward the end, which adds a bit of noisiness and imperfection -- "character" -- to it.

I wonder, who wrote The Book of Love?

idk but it is long and boring, no one can lift the damn thing.

alright. moody and introspective rap about relationships, and he's from jersey, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9sOcpFsyPg

now, how about this?

right off the bat, i like the repeated tupac line as the refrain. and those cheap sounding synths are strangely bleak, and fit the song well. B+

Treeship, what are some of your favorite diners?

http://www.americanadiner.com/

i eat at this place pretty often... more often than makes sense for my budget. they have good craft beers there, or at least a couple, so it's not the most diner-y diner out there, but when i go for lunch i'll have like a turkey sandwich with coffee and then it seems more like a diner.

also there is pies and thighs, a brunch place in williamsburg that i like a lot. and this place in greenwich village that i can't remember the name of but their coffee is amazing and the vibe is sort of "french." i do not like pj's pancake house in princeton even though that's a local favorite.

Ooh, swanky place. I went there with my dad about 13 years ago. I agree that it's not much of a real trad diner but it is pretty good.

Los Blue Jeans: i just remembered the name of a diner/brunch place i wanted to recommend before but forgot the name of. Sullivan street bistro in greenwich village. Amazing coffee and french fries. Really comfortable couchlike seating.

Much of the criticism leveled at Lin would apply equally to Beckett, Hemingway, Camus, and any minimalist or writer concerned with ennui. So maybe it's the critics who say Tao Lin is "too detached" and "hates language" who need to read more and not the people responding to those critics who say, essentially, "it's not trying to do what you seem to think fiction is supposed to do."

― Treeship, Monday, July 8, 2013 11:42 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

treeshit

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, July 8, 2013 11:44 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

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That's not a picture of me, ftr

It has your name on it though! You should send in a correction.

I don't know how to interpret your comment.

I'm still accepting questions by the way.

what's your favorite william vollmann novel or novellike non fiction?

have you ever had a homosexual experience?

1.) i am ashamed to say i haven't read anything by william vollman. he is "on my list" though. my plan is to start with europe central. do you think this is a good choice?

2.) i have never had a homosexual experience. i believe sexuality is something like a continuum and that categories like "straight" and "gay" are far to rigid to describe most peoples' sexualities. that said, i have never even found myself attracted to a man at all really and so probably believe in the continuum argument not due to my own experience but because a world in which everyone is in some sense "queer" seems preferable to me to a world in which certain sexualities are identified as normal and others as "deviant". so... yeah, i am attracted to women and my sexual history, um, reflects that. gay dudes have given me their phone numbers in the past and things like that though so maybe i seem like i might be gay to some people who knows.

what's the last good non-fiction book you read?

i re-read nabokov's short biography-ish book on gogol recently and that is a great book. also, i read and reviewed curtis white's "the science delusion" and enjoyed it, although not as much as my review probably indicates. http://www.tottenvillereview.com/romanticism-for-the-21st-century-curtis-whites-the-science-delusion/