Letourneau first met Vili Fualaau (born June 26, 1983) when he was a student in her second grade class at Shorewood Elementary School in Burien, Washington.[2] Judging by their respective dates of birth, he was then eight years old; she was 29.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm all about OUTRAGE AT HALAL DOMINOS as PIZZA brings forth an ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF BRITAIN or something: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/mysun/article2230937.ece
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 February 2009 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
this is all just so :-O
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1304B-380_732153a.jpg
― Jewish Lager (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Doogie Howser MD aids his bro in his girlies birth.
http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/jak_and_daxter7.jpg
― csa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Job well done, Doogs.
― csa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Man, cruises heels are pretty big too. She looks like a giant, i can't stop looking at this to see if it's fake.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 14 February 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Stan, tbh, I'm almost sure she had a caesarian. At their age, don't they usually get one? Also I was up'n'running after 24 hours (after a natural delivery).
people formed babby at this age for most of human history
Uh, dude, yeah, but hence the high mortality rate (for mums and babies during and after delivery). Thing is that at 15 years old, you are too young. The body isn't fully equipped yet. Yes, I know, she got pregnant, but it's not advisable. Best age is in your early to midtwenties. (Fucked up there too but at least I was *too old* namely 35).
This thread is srsly ha ha funny rofflicious but the reality is quite depressing. The father is incapable of taking care of this kid (financially, emotionally,...) and the mum? She'll probably be dumped by babyfaced daddy before the kid's outgrown his diapers (the baby, not the dad). I fucking hope their parents will take care of the baby and urge them to attend high school. But I doubt it. I wonder how I would react as a parent if my kid came home with a boy and pronounced they would become parents. I'd probably borrow a baby and let'em take care of it. Or stick'em in a daycare centre for a week and let them witness that babies are not all fluffy and cute all the time. Or I'd urge'em to consider an abortion. I wonder if you can legally force your kid to have an abortion at this age? Hmmm. Not that it's something I would do. But I wonder.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Teenage sister of boy who became a father at 13 had baby when she was the same age
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Britain's youngest mother
That picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is my new favourite thing on the internet.
― ailsa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith described the astonishing case as a 'tragic example' of the nation's social decline.
Because this kind of thing has never happened before obviously.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
On the same Daily Mail page a link to this article, the tone of which I'm sure you can guess...
GPs to get bonuses for giving teenagers contraceptive implants and jabs without informing parents
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
How come Alfie lives on an estate with his mother (implication = single mum, council estate, I guess?) in The Sun, but lives in a quarter-of-a-million quid Essex-girl mansion in the Mail? It wouldn't be for extra shame of him not even being one of those schemie brats in the Mail, would it? It could happen to YOU!
― ailsa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
The rate of teenage pregnancies is falling, you fucking Tory cunt
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but it happened while Gordon Brown is in charge, so it's still his fault.
― StanM, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/13/article-1144244-0382E234000005DC-314_468x492.jpg
dailymail really reaching here
― if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
N/A because inconvieniently lower than under the Tories, by any chance?
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Hang on when did the rise start? Round about 1979?
― cat anatomy expert (ledge), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Near enough for the Mail to that blame that on the 60s
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Or the unions
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link
foreigners!
― StanM, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link
No, everything that was bad in Britain then was the fault of the unions, NOW everything is the fault of foreigners
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link
The Winter of Discontent = middle England's equivalent of the Holocaust
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Higher in the 50s and 60s I think?
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Also figures difficult to compare.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link
But maybe not in the 1850s, where Iain Duncan Smith and David Cameron are looking to for so many of their ideas (xp)
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
So falling per capita then, Daily Mail?
― Ed, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Mail only taking into account pure Aryans in their figures
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
1850s you say? When the age of consent was 12 (and not raised to 16 until 1885)?
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
(in the UK that is)
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Daily Mail viewers really helping the situation...
Should police investigate baby born to 15-year-old girl and 13-year-old boy?
* Yes 82% * No 18%
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Like how, check its blood for drugs?
― StanM, Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant
Chantelle: "Let's write in red crayon why we shouldn't have the babby. In green why we should."Alfie: "Why green? Can't we pick blue?" Chantelle:"No, you stuck that up my bum the other day." Alfie:"Ah shit, yeah."Chantelle:"So let's DO IT!" Alfie:"What? Finger it out?"Chantelle:"No have a BABY!"Alfie:"Okay, whatever you like hunny pumpkin"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
really excellent stanning on behalf of the labour party here, great work, wonderful party.
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2008/12/babosa-brain-slug-cerebro-futurama.jpg
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/robhatchmiller/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 14 February 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Stand back: Here it comes --- The next flood of "reality" shows....
13 and a Father
12 and a Mother
Dad at 10
Mom at 8
Pure at Six: The New Young Love
And lest we forget:
Mom at 7; Now 24 Kids and Counting.
― Hey Jude, Saturday, 14 February 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/bi2b90.jpg
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 14 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i got play station yall and a baby
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html
― ailsa, Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not a big fan of posting links without comment, but I really don't quite know what to say.
only Jeremy Kyle can resolve this sordid mess now
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
“To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.
SO YOU SLEPT WITH HER Wtf is wrong with people.
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
britain
― max, Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Goodsell_280x450_27330a.jpg
This is Fast Show funnyman Simon Day, surely?
― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
This is all starting to sound like a big elaborate hoax so these fuckwits can make money.
http://www.calypsovoices.com/faces/Simon%20Day%20Lg.jpgxp
Richard, a trainee chef
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpghttp://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpg http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpg http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpg
― big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Particular fond of Barbie-Jayne's part in all of this, because I've decided that this is too ludicrous to take in any way seriously. I think Trayce is onto something.
― ailsa, Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link