What's it all about, Alfie the 13-year-old father?

Can someone Jugg4lo-facepaint-photoshop that picture? (loads of arm for a tattoo as well)

OK, the more I look at that picture it looks like there HAS to be some weird forced perspective thing going on, like she's 5 ft. closer to the camera. It's just completely unreal. Like, OK, she's a 15 year old girl, and he's a doll, and then the baby is an even smaller doll. I definitely need to start drinking soon.

i thoroughly endorse this post.

http://www.stpetersburger.com/oview_img/matryoshkas-dolls.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_02/cruiseDM0505_468x819.jpg

katie holmes is pretty

“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/stabledoorhorsebolt.jpg

Nice tap shorts and tights, Katie.

How soon we forget Mary Kay Latourneau!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau

He was 13. She was 34.

Letourneau first met Vili Fualaau (born June 26, 1983) when he was a student in her second grade class at Shorewood Elementary School in Burien, Washington.[2] Judging by their respective dates of birth, he was then eight years old; she was 29.

I'm all about OUTRAGE AT HALAL DOMINOS as PIZZA brings forth an ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF BRITAIN or something: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/mysun/article2230937.ece

this is all just so :-O

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1304B-380_732153a.jpg

Doogie Howser MD aids his bro in his girlies birth.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/jak_and_daxter7.jpg

Job well done, Doogs.

Man, cruises heels are pretty big too.
She looks like a giant, i can't stop looking at this to see if it's fake.

Stan, tbh, I'm almost sure she had a caesarian. At their age, don't they usually get one? Also I was up'n'running after 24 hours (after a natural delivery).

people formed babby at this age for most of human history

Uh, dude, yeah, but hence the high mortality rate (for mums and babies during and after delivery). Thing is that at 15 years old, you are too young. The body isn't fully equipped yet. Yes, I know, she got pregnant, but it's not advisable. Best age is in your early to midtwenties. (Fucked up there too but at least I was *too old* namely 35).

This thread is srsly ha ha funny rofflicious but the reality is quite depressing. The father is incapable of taking care of this kid (financially, emotionally,...) and the mum? She'll probably be dumped by babyfaced daddy before the kid's outgrown his diapers (the baby, not the dad). I fucking hope their parents will take care of the baby and urge them to attend high school. But I doubt it. I wonder how I would react as a parent if my kid came home with a boy and pronounced they would become parents. I'd probably borrow a baby and let'em take care of it. Or stick'em in a daycare centre for a week and let them witness that babies are not all fluffy and cute all the time. Or I'd urge'em to consider an abortion. I wonder if you can legally force your kid to have an abortion at this age? Hmmm. Not that it's something I would do. But I wonder.

Teenage sister of boy who became a father at 13 had baby when she was the same age

Britain's youngest mother

That picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is my new favourite thing on the internet.

Former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith described the astonishing case as a 'tragic example' of the nation's social decline.

Because this kind of thing has never happened before obviously.

On the same Daily Mail page a link to this article, the tone of which I'm sure you can guess...

GPs to get bonuses for giving teenagers contraceptive implants and jabs without informing parents

How come Alfie lives on an estate with his mother (implication = single mum, council estate, I guess?) in The Sun, but lives in a quarter-of-a-million quid Essex-girl mansion in the Mail? It wouldn't be for extra shame of him not even being one of those schemie brats in the Mail, would it? It could happen to YOU!

Former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith described the astonishing case as a 'tragic example' of the nation's social decline.

The rate of teenage pregnancies is falling, you fucking Tory cunt

Yeah, but it happened while Gordon Brown is in charge, so it's still his fault.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/13/article-1144244-0382E234000005DC-314_468x492.jpg

dailymail really reaching here

N/A because inconvieniently lower than under the Tories, by any chance?

Hang on when did the rise start? Round about 1979?

Near enough for the Mail to that blame that on the 60s

Or the unions

foreigners!

No, everything that was bad in Britain then was the fault of the unions, NOW everything is the fault of foreigners

The Winter of Discontent = middle England's equivalent of the Holocaust

Higher in the 50s and 60s I think?

Also figures difficult to compare.

But maybe not in the 1850s, where Iain Duncan Smith and David Cameron are looking to for so many of their ideas (xp)

So falling per capita then, Daily Mail?

Mail only taking into account pure Aryans in their figures

1850s you say? When the age of consent was 12 (and not raised to 16 until 1885)?

(in the UK that is)

Daily Mail viewers really helping the situation...

Should police investigate baby born to 15-year-old girl and 13-year-old boy?

* Yes 82%
* No 18%

Like how, check its blood for drugs?

hahaha

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant

Chantelle: "Let's write in red crayon why we shouldn't have the babby. In green why we should."
Alfie: "Why green? Can't we pick blue?"
Chantelle:"No, you stuck that up my bum the other day."
Alfie:"Ah shit, yeah."
Chantelle:"So let's DO IT!"
Alfie:"What? Finger it out?"
Chantelle:"No have a BABY!"
Alfie:"Okay, whatever you like hunny pumpkin"

really excellent stanning on behalf of the labour party here, great work, wonderful party.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2008/12/babosa-brain-slug-cerebro-futurama.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/robhatchmiller/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg

Stand back: Here it comes --- The next flood of "reality" shows....

13 and a Father

12 and a Mother

Dad at 10

Mom at 8

Pure at Six: The New Young Love

And lest we forget:

Mom at 7; Now 24 Kids and Counting.

http://i40.tinypic.com/bi2b90.jpg

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63718/thumbs/s-ALFIE-PATTEN-large.jpg

i got play station yall and a baby

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

I'm not a big fan of posting links without comment, but I really don't quite know what to say.

only Jeremy Kyle can resolve this sordid mess now