Doesn't "Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun" mean it's probably just a stunt and not actually true?
I can think of less believable stories in The Sun recently.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if she breastfeeds and if she does, if the little feller gets jealous. "I WANT!" and has a crazy fit
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
It's actually her dad's. Alfie's gay.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"I've got me daughter up the duff; can I borrow your son?"
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I keep looking at that picture and wondering... Actually are there condoms in his size?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
No. Hence, the babby.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
She can probably deepthroat everything and he can get his arm up to
You know what, nevermind.
Loot at the size of the onesie, it's probably his. Oops, put it on the wrong kid.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
OK, the more I look at that picture it looks like there HAS to be some weird forced perspective thing going on, like she's 5 ft. closer to the camera. It's just completely unreal. Like, OK, she's a 15 year old girl, and he's a doll, and then the baby is an even smaller doll. I definitely need to start drinking soon.
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
That isn't actually her ear, it's a pink teddy bear behind her.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Too bad it isn't a jaunty hat; that would have been nice.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Stick a wooly hat on the kid = some kid who would be bullied by Eric Cartmann.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus christ even when i was 11 i knew to fingerblast skeezy older chicks instead of banging
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that requires a photoshop thread.
xxp
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
the kid being the kid who got the kid pregnant, and not the kid they had.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually omar's would make a good photoshop thread as well.
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty sure Eric Cartman would bully all 3 of them
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Can one actually sit like this four days after giving birth?
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
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Jane, Jane, hold on there. What makes you think anyone cares?
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
From what I know, it's not like the baby is shooting out of a paper-maiche cannon!
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
All I can see is Ben Linus now...he's done some sort of jiggery pokery and turned Jack into a 7 year-old and Kate into a baby.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
We really need Z_S here to be animating that photo.
xp serious lol
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
This is totally how the show is going to end.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blog.columbusalive.com/Sensory/ben_linus.jpg
What's it all about Alfie?
― i'm getting too old for this ship (a hoy hoy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Friday, February 13, 2009 7:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
pls to stan & stevie STOPSTOPSTOP speculatin on actual intercourse mechanics kthx love
gah
― contenderizer, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
If only they'd thought of oralfie and analf- oh, okay. Sorry.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:37 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark
Everything?
Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers
― not_goodwin, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh dude no no no no no no NO no
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i think the theory that Alfie's dad is well the father of this baby as well, could well be true. He's just blaming poor Alfie for it :(
― Ludo, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Can someone Jugg4lo-facepaint-photoshop that picture? (loads of arm for a tattoo as well)
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
i thoroughly endorse this post.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.stpetersburger.com/oview_img/matryoshkas-dolls.jpg
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_02/cruiseDM0505_468x819.jpg
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Friday, 13 February 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
katie holmes is pretty
― contenderizer, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk.
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/stabledoorhorsebolt.jpg
― DavidM, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Nice tap shorts and tights, Katie.
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
How soon we forget Mary Kay Latourneau!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau
He was 13. She was 34.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Letourneau first met Vili Fualaau (born June 26, 1983) when he was a student in her second grade class at Shorewood Elementary School in Burien, Washington.[2] Judging by their respective dates of birth, he was then eight years old; she was 29.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm all about OUTRAGE AT HALAL DOMINOS as PIZZA brings forth an ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF BRITAIN or something: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/mysun/article2230937.ece
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 February 2009 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
this is all just so :-O
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1304B-380_732153a.jpg
― Jewish Lager (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Doogie Howser MD aids his bro in his girlies birth.
http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/jak_and_daxter7.jpg
― csa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Job well done, Doogs.
― csa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Man, cruises heels are pretty big too. She looks like a giant, i can't stop looking at this to see if it's fake.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 14 February 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Stan, tbh, I'm almost sure she had a caesarian. At their age, don't they usually get one? Also I was up'n'running after 24 hours (after a natural delivery).
people formed babby at this age for most of human history
Uh, dude, yeah, but hence the high mortality rate (for mums and babies during and after delivery). Thing is that at 15 years old, you are too young. The body isn't fully equipped yet. Yes, I know, she got pregnant, but it's not advisable. Best age is in your early to midtwenties. (Fucked up there too but at least I was *too old* namely 35).
This thread is srsly ha ha funny rofflicious but the reality is quite depressing. The father is incapable of taking care of this kid (financially, emotionally,...) and the mum? She'll probably be dumped by babyfaced daddy before the kid's outgrown his diapers (the baby, not the dad). I fucking hope their parents will take care of the baby and urge them to attend high school. But I doubt it. I wonder how I would react as a parent if my kid came home with a boy and pronounced they would become parents. I'd probably borrow a baby and let'em take care of it. Or stick'em in a daycare centre for a week and let them witness that babies are not all fluffy and cute all the time. Or I'd urge'em to consider an abortion. I wonder if you can legally force your kid to have an abortion at this age? Hmmm. Not that it's something I would do. But I wonder.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Teenage sister of boy who became a father at 13 had baby when she was the same age
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Britain's youngest mother
That picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is my new favourite thing on the internet.
― ailsa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith described the astonishing case as a 'tragic example' of the nation's social decline.
Because this kind of thing has never happened before obviously.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
On the same Daily Mail page a link to this article, the tone of which I'm sure you can guess...
GPs to get bonuses for giving teenagers contraceptive implants and jabs without informing parents
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
How come Alfie lives on an estate with his mother (implication = single mum, council estate, I guess?) in The Sun, but lives in a quarter-of-a-million quid Essex-girl mansion in the Mail? It wouldn't be for extra shame of him not even being one of those schemie brats in the Mail, would it? It could happen to YOU!
― ailsa, Saturday, 14 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link