Doesn't "Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun" mean it's probably just a stunt and not actually true?
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It means they thought who'll pay the most for the story and who'll actually print it.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
oh. ok.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not so fixated on how young he looks, but how miserable.
― Aimless, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that's his serious-father-is-serious-about-fatherhood face tbh
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"and she looks just like her father!"
― contenderizer, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.you fucking beauty - something else we can blame on the government"
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
To be honest, he could've done better, she's a bit of a minger.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― WmC, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
incapacitated over here
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not his, is it. He's a patsy.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if that pink teddy bear is his or his kid's. Kid's kid. Uh yeah. Christ, that boy looks like he just outgrew his diapers.
I was afraid to say this. But yeah. She really scored with this little feller. Literally.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Then again at least they have one and not eight like that Angelina Jolie wannabe.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
She looks a lot like Ben Linus from "Lost", doesn't she?
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.room111heroes.com/elizabethI05.jpg
inspired by queenie and shaved off her eyebrows in sheer desperation of having to take care of two kids
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm quite sure the baby is shutting his eyes and thinking "where is mummy and daddy? why are my brother and sister playing with me?"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
"These two people. Having sex."
I wonder if he asked her, after he came, "Was that an orgasm?"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that is Benjamin Linus in drag, it's another one of his crazy schemes!
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00466/Karen-Matthews_466240a.jpg
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I can think of less believable stories in The Sun recently.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if she breastfeeds and if she does, if the little feller gets jealous. "I WANT!" and has a crazy fit
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
It's actually her dad's. Alfie's gay.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"I've got me daughter up the duff; can I borrow your son?"
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I keep looking at that picture and wondering... Actually are there condoms in his size?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
No. Hence, the babby.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
She can probably deepthroat everything and he can get his arm up to
You know what, nevermind.
Loot at the size of the onesie, it's probably his. Oops, put it on the wrong kid.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
OK, the more I look at that picture it looks like there HAS to be some weird forced perspective thing going on, like she's 5 ft. closer to the camera. It's just completely unreal. Like, OK, she's a 15 year old girl, and he's a doll, and then the baby is an even smaller doll. I definitely need to start drinking soon.
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
That isn't actually her ear, it's a pink teddy bear behind her.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Too bad it isn't a jaunty hat; that would have been nice.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Stick a wooly hat on the kid = some kid who would be bullied by Eric Cartmann.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus christ even when i was 11 i knew to fingerblast skeezy older chicks instead of banging
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that requires a photoshop thread.
xxp
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
the kid being the kid who got the kid pregnant, and not the kid they had.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually omar's would make a good photoshop thread as well.
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty sure Eric Cartman would bully all 3 of them
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Can one actually sit like this four days after giving birth?
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
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Jane, Jane, hold on there. What makes you think anyone cares?
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
From what I know, it's not like the baby is shooting out of a paper-maiche cannon!
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
All I can see is Ben Linus now...he's done some sort of jiggery pokery and turned Jack into a 7 year-old and Kate into a baby.
― jel --, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
We really need Z_S here to be animating that photo.
xp serious lol
― Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
This is totally how the show is going to end.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blog.columbusalive.com/Sensory/ben_linus.jpg
What's it all about Alfie?
― i'm getting too old for this ship (a hoy hoy), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
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― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 13 February 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
pls to stan & stevie STOPSTOPSTOP speculatin on actual intercourse mechanics kthx love
gah
― contenderizer, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
If only they'd thought of oralfie and analf- oh, okay. Sorry.
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:37 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark
Everything?
Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers
― not_goodwin, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh dude no no no no no no NO no
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 13 February 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i think the theory that Alfie's dad is well the father of this baby as well, could well be true. He's just blaming poor Alfie for it :(
― Ludo, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Can someone Jugg4lo-facepaint-photoshop that picture? (loads of arm for a tattoo as well)
― StanM, Friday, 13 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8056700.stm
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 18 May 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i was gonna post earlier when press gazette announced reporting restrictions had been lifted. but reading the thread, the mirror had let the cat out of the bag anyway. courts continuing to do an awesome job of maintaining press freedom in the internet age then.
― joe, Monday, 18 May 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Children's Secretary Ed Balls
― liberated erotic voyage of disco (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 18 May 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
― jed_, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man do I so want the inside story on how this one went down
my general advice to all pregnant women is that if you can either identify the father as a 13-year-old or a 15-year-old, go with 15, trust me
― nabisco, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Poor Alfie ;_; He thought he was a man!
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 May 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Damn Crutis beat me to the Ed Balls zole.
― Trayce, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
― nabisco, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 00:19 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark
you know the general outline right? the parents colluded in saying the younger kid was the father because he looks even younger than 13 and they knew they could sell the story.
― joe, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
A+ parenting
― nabisco, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
A+ news reporting also
― joe, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
From the Mirror...
A downmarket newspaper reportedly paid Alfie’s dad Dennis, 45, for the story of how his son became one of Britain’s youngest dads after a night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:14 (fourteen years ago) link
>:(
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"A night of unprotected sex with Chantelle."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link
This is just so sad. How do kids parent kids? :-( That said, I recently read that research has shown that teenage moms sometimes do better (than expected/girls without babies).
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link
My brother (and sister-in-law) were teenage parents and their children are lovely. And had left home by the time my brother was 40. MASSIVE WIN!
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 10:27 (fourteen years ago) link
who will think of our children's children?
― caek, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Ned, my parents as well: but there's a difference between 13 yo dad and 19 yo dad.
Yes, massive win of course. And becoming young grandparent as well! Unless you have a kid like me who waits till she's in her 30s. hah
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
My brother was 16 (17 when his daughter was born). It was hard at the time but being nice middle class people we did the right thing and had the child brought up by our servants as their own.
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ Mirror calling other tabloids "downmarket"
also lol @ this http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/05/19/tory-issues-apology-after-calling-labour-rival-a-c-115875-21371710/
"cunt" = typo for "councillor"
― go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link