DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

Labour appear to be doing better the more councils declare, they've added 142 now.

Tories are down to third in Witney, Cameron's constitutency, behind UKIP and Labour. Woah.

What does UKIP stand for?

Send the buggers back isn't it?

DEFENCE: According to a recent policy paper, UKIP would increase defence spending back to 2010 levels. It would build more warships and carry out an urgent review of the case for replacing Trident, including the option of a new British-built nuclear missile system capable of launch from air, sea or sub-surface vessels.

jesus christ

just in case the germans try it again

TAX: UKIP favours a flat tax - a single combined rate of income tax and national insurance paid by all workers. It claims this would end the complexity of the current system and allow people to keep more of the money they have earned. It would also lead to a major shrinking of the size of the state, which would revert to a "safety net" for the poorest."

welcome back to Victorian Britain!

Warships! More fucking warships! Pride of the fucking seas!

Tax is hard, let's go shopping!

Sensible policies for a better Britain

SOCIAL ISSUES: UKIP has been vocal in its opposition to what it sees as "political correctness" in public life. It also argues that multiculturalism has "split" British society. It would legislate to allow smoking in pubs, in designated rooms, and hold local referendums on repealing the hunting ban.

Tackling the burning issue of political correctness which they seem to think has "gawn maaaaaad"

Bring Back Rationing!

Workhouses and golliwogs for all.

I got a brief sliver of joy from the Tories being in 3rd in Witney constituency but now it's all gone back to profoundly depressing.

my mum was a Labour councillor on West Oxfordshire District Council, and I was the youngest person on the electoral roll when I voted her into office #truestory

East Sussex has suddenly got itself 7 UKIP councillors, all their seats form this line along the coast joining up all our crumbly old seaside towns. Presumably they're being drafted in to resurrect the Home Guard?

interesting data on why people vote ukip:

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/05/03/immigration-and-europe-give-ukip-appeal/

http://static.bbci.co.uk/h4discoveryzone/ic/newsimg/media/images/473/210/67402000/jpg/_67402879_local-council-elections_030513_el.jpg

gaaaah.

David Cameron - 'We need to show respect for people who have taken the choice to support this party.'

Would that be the party of "fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists"?

so sad to discover that my vote for ukip purely for their commendably violent pathological loathing of all things foreign is actually a vote for all sorts of reactionary and regressive policies in other areas that i wasn't aware of

If you want to ban immigrants, you have to be in favour of smoking in pubs. You can't have either/or.

They come over here, smoking our fags

i know why people vote UKIP, it's because they're fucking racists

It also argues that multiculturalism has "split" British society. It would legislate to allow smoking in pubs, in designated rooms

multiculturalism: bad
lung cancer: good

i know why people vote UKIP, it's because they're fucking racists

that's not strictly true, some of them are homophobes as well

Another argument for non-urban bits of England being all tractor-driving fascists: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22403852

brb, just gonna fill a padded envelope up with dogshit and nails

http://i.imgur.com/8HVFRzu.jpg

that swastika has the ends missing

trying to xls her but not finding out anything

doesn't 'lady' imply she is the wife of a peer or suchlike? in which case one would expect her to have some sort of obvious background

which makes me wonder, given the ludicrous middle name, if she hadn't changed her own name to 'lady' by deed poll

you can buy "titles" for about fifty quid iirc

anyway can we start a "let's do summary execution of bigots right now" thread?

http://www.buyagift.co.uk/Unique-Gifts/Laird-or-Lady-Title-BR-1136557.aspx

huh

i think you are probably right in this case

ooh, cheaper than i thought. do i wanna be a Laird? hmmmm

a lot of the bnp/whatever crowd are deeply strange

these are people who equate skin pigmentation with moral character, i guess they might have the odd batshit idea

nah they are more strange and in more polymorphous ways than merely being racist would suggest

like buying a novelty title and using it for an election is sort of borderline delusional

http://i.imgur.com/CpvTSdJ.jpg

hoyl shit

holy!

http://i.imgur.com/eYgoh48.png

WAKE UP BRITAIN

to the perils of over-exposure to sunbeds

That's actually someone wearing a rubber mask, right?

http://i.imgur.com/XVar2iY.png

Guyyyys there's enough material in what she's saying

yes, we should definitely stop making fun of her bizarre appearance

well yeah! idk, freedom of expression, ward off the pc gone mad nannystater here, enjoy you overtanned bigot

*your. Unless you're Lady D herself, playing the long game

nah even if one were to disallow laughing at electoral candidates' appearance, this is scarcely some congenital trait....someone has decided to (paid for) whatever process cause an autochthon of northern england to resemble phenotypes of the levant, itself a curious aesthetic choice for someone not given to métissage in other aspects

lol