THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

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and next you'll be telling us that ken c isn't a douche.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i wouldn't go that far.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

markelby is QUITE english.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally and RJG OTM. You shouldn't take Mark's comments to heart as much as he does your behaviours. Still I'm playing football (that's SOCCER to you slack-jawed fratsters) with Mark AND Ken this Saturday, and rest assured I will be sure to HACK THE BONE.

Sven 'Bites Your Legs Guvnor' Basted (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it the little shorts that do it for you, Steve?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

worst football game ever

charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt, you should come and play. you too Chaki.

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.

Finally a plot for Terminator 4.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

You're being an assbutt. Wtf has this got to do with your new relationship? Be a man and move on.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 4th, 2005 6:01 PM. (Mark C)

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

BE A MAN.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

the self-loathing is delicious

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://l00000.myspace.com/00000/02/14/284120_l.JPG

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

hello everyone,

are you all done with patting yourself on the back yet?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Was it the mutual friend of yours who's a blind, braindead twat?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 9:54 AM. (Mark C) (link)

answer = no you're an obscene insult against humanity you fascist fuck

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 28th, 2004 5:19 PM. (Mark C) (later)


Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.


-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

haha fuck you logged out (coward) and the SELFISH, IGNORANT, ABUSIVE way you have chosen for you and your fellow countrymen to be treated. One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:37 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

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If I meet logged off I'll kick her in the face for destroying the planet. The fucking bitch.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:39 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

For the first like 2 years I was on ILX I thought Mark C = Marc3llo C4rl1n hahahahaha.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Peal back the top layer of pasta and bechamel on Barry Lasagne and the Tory Mince reveals itself.

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum is so much nicer than him!

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

can't decide if my favourite sign off is

"regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE"

or

"One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much."

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

You're the least comprehensible person onr thris whowele fuckinmffreg bodfvarvd.r

Alex in LA (deangulberry), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

his email address is totally manly!

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www12.brinkster.com/whodaman/donatello.jpg

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

this is my favorite:

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 4 April 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Tagging trees is kind of a bit knobhead-ish though isn't it? I mean what kind of fucking l@ym0r would tag a tree!?

seriously if anyone ever wonders what the fuck is england's problem take one look at markelby.

Haha blount england's "problem" = we think we are hot shit when actually we are hot shit.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

...which is kind of not markelby's "problem" even if you think markelby has/is a "problem" which I don't really.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pashmina - did you read the quotes upthread?

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy, it's only a fucking bulletin board, just ignore it if it annoys you!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean nothing he's ever written is anything like as bad as that anonymous knobhead who had a go at dan perry the other day, right?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

or something like that, anyway.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right. And I haven't had any run-in w. him. But I have even less tolerance for the half-shadowed passive-aggressive personal snipery than I do for direct confrontation!

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

After all this time, the only thing I've absolutely no tolerance for is anonymous sniping. That's the only thing that boils my piss.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, i'm going to go home & play with my wiard synthesiser now.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the best = does that make you want to touch yourself?

Airtube (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

that is good.

SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks!

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

I keep thinking of Vanessa's cameo in the Crime episode of Brasseye.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm the old lady whose head you stove in with a loose wardrobe... i'm marvin gaye, SHOT by his own father.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"I.....hate.....you"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

From a "hilarious" old ile meta fight thread:

People on ILX seem to forget, or just don't agree with, the fact that being a cunt on a message board DOES mean people will think you're a cunt even if you're Mother fucking Theresa in real life. If trife wants to insult people for no better reason than it gives his shitty little existence some kind of focus, then he's welcome to masturbate furiously over the inevitable replies if that's what does it for him.
-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 19th, 2003 7:54 AM. (Mark C)


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ladies and gentleman i give you...irony
-- ... (charltonlid...), September 19th, 2003 8:23 AM. (gareth)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

AAAAAAAARGGGH

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

bad thread to click on when I'm trying to EAT

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ARGH!!!!! What is that from?

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

it's taken from some ILE thread on licking your fingers after eating crackers or something. i was so disgusted by that post but couldn't think of how to reply so i put it here for posterity. what a dirtbagh.

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

god, out of all the ridiculous shit he's said, the pringles thing is the fucking worst

MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"You waste. You little man."

indeed.

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure I could eat mini-cheddars in the pub if I knew pork scratchings were a viable alternative. Maybe make sandwiches of the latter with the former?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

is there anything he won't turn into a sandwich

dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Saturday, 3 January 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nro homo (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

:O

s1ocki, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

magneto carlin

an embarrassment of lols here

velko, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

chuck woollenry

cindy (goole), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society

KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE IN THE 09

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ we should all go out this weekend and find out

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link


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