Internet Dating

nad cabins*

Both men and women have nads: fact!

defin nades if u will plz ms abbott

Nads is short for gonads, which is why testicles are sometimes called 'nads.' However, a gonad is merely an organ that makes gametes (reproductive cells), meaning both ovaries and testes are 'nads.'

NB I may be doing the equivalent Lucy explaining various trees to Linus.

Fascinating imo!!

nad bagins!

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Nad Bagins hates -
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

I love life, lookin good, I like to move it, I like dinner with friends with a good bottle of wine, I am not thirsty after drinking , I am not hungry after eating, I am no longer tired after sleeping, I am not cold after adding a layer, love sports, I live life to the fullest, no snob, no lie, simple, exercices, travels, positive, don't bite etc etc etc lookin for a partner someone who knows how to ride without holding on actually that was supposed to be a parody of generic profiles on internet dating sites but ya it needs some serious rewriting

must add bit about authenticity

I have such a fucking hangover and I still have to go on this date this afternoon.

I think I needed a good cry and a little temper tantrum, like sometimes you need a massive thunderstorm after an oppressive muggy day.

I still don't see what's so funny about "nad cabin" but if it amuses you...

I don't hate the internet. What I hate right now, is that this little tiny silver box feels like the only window I have on life right now. And that really sucks.

i've just registered nadcabinfever.com

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

(From now on I will only answer to this thread in shouted song lyrics.)

http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/6e9a0a7dec12e1545db98fc4524dc49512015/xanax

"Tell me, do you ever stop shouting at the lower orders?"

"NEVER"

I've noticed that when I email a random girl for no reason and explain why it could never work out, but also say that they are hot, they always email me back and give me their AIM handle or something. :p

But I was serious when I said it would probably never work out, so I never contact them again.

meanwhile - I haven't met a girl from the internet in over a year (and that was soulseek) but I still occasionally browse women on free dating sites and send emails.

I remember reading a Maxim article about where people meet their significant others and internet dating had a surprisingly high percentage. Internet dating is not taboo anymore.

Well. as long as there's truck drivers and 14 year-old girls.

lets not forget the real ladykiller
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11076.jpg

Given up. Deleted my profile. Time to invest in some cats.

I've had surprising success by switching over to craigslist, since I live in a city where it's so popular. I just use a funny title, do the 'your pic/myspace gets mine', and include a funny pic of Obama in there along with a pic of a really fat bunny rabbit.

I still kind of think that there has to be some kind of middle ground between honestly looking for love online and giving up and paying for pussy.

everybody pays for pussy in one way or another

lol tza

free vs cheap

i've just registered nadcabinfever.com

― o_O (ken c), Friday, 13 February 2009 12:23 (2 years ago)

it has now expired :(

Finally, a woman who enjoys mind games

ws

I think she'd unnerve me more if I didn't have this enormous boner.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/4/15/enhanced-buzz-12766-1338839487-0.jpg

more here

Can I ask for a S/D (or any sage advice) as a 24 year old virgin who wants to gain experience, NSA or otherwise. e.g. sites? local vs. global sites? Sites for students, specifically grad students (to find people of equal obnoxiousness, of course)? Etiquette tips? Etc.

(For the record I am not especially unattractive or uninteresting, but am kind of picky in my taste.)

Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euvUezZwAKg

recently broke up with my gf so thought i would try match.com, but lots of members dont seem to be paid up so cant email you (could of course just be they just dont want to, but i keep getting asked after sending messages if i want to upgrade so non paying members can email me), theres constant offers of add-ons you have to pay for, and weirdly (or cleverly i suppose), i got more views the day i joined *before* paying, then after. at this point, the concept of channel 4's nakedattraction seems easier.

internet dating still feels uncomfortably like shopping to me so I am making peace with dying alone

im thinking joining groups/activities might be a better option than online dating.

You know, this thing of blocking someone on a dating site after they make an innocuous, innuendo-free comment to introduce themselves is straight bullshit.

(I needed to be able to say this somewhere.)

it is bullshit but it also goes with the territory I'm afraid

xp nothing personal i’m sure

I guess? I've just started on a site for the first time in almost 20 years. It takes some getting used to.

what set them off? 'hey good lookin what you got cookin'???

ime that kind of blocking is not bullshit but just sth you have to get used to and accept. they don't owe you their time or a response and on some sites blocking may be the most efficient way to take someone out of their search results that they're not interested in seeing again. may seem harsh but think of it as someone at a bar who just isn't interested in talking. anyway getting used to doing this same kinda thing myself, n not agonizing over the writing of polite rejections or w/e, has made using okc much much more viable for me over the years, idk.

Yeah, I can see that. Just new to this, and hadn't encountered it anywhere else on social media. But, DC, your comparison makes sense.

(My initial messages are always either a) boring, "hi there" or "hello" or "we're a match here, how about that?" pablum or b) a genuine question based on the profile, because I suck at this medium. But I have met a few nice ladies to talk to.)

the numbers don't really favor men seeking women, and it opens the door to being treated dismissively, which feels bad.

on the flipside, as a man talking to women, you are way less likely to get gross or abusive messages than a woman would be talking to a man.

in conclusion, everyone feels dehumanized by these programs, to varying extents.

I've never done internet dating, but have heard many many horror stories of men getting abusive after being rejected, and whether or not their initial messages are polite/friendly/"normal" seems to have no bearing on how they react. So it is a lot *safer* for women who aren't interested to block and move on.

(Also as general advice, I'd be far more inclined to respond to your type b messages than type a.)

YMMV, but when I was dating I appreciated a clear signal that someone was definitely not interested in me. Just rip off the Band-Aid and avoid wasting the time of everyone involved, y'know? Lots of fish, etc.

It worked for me... but I marvel at my luck, tbh

every woman i know who's had internet dating experience has felt overwhelmed by the number of replies women receive, too. seems like for every random reply a man will receive, a woman will receive one hundred.

many women explicitly complain about receiving first-contact form-letter spam from men as well, mailed in bulk to up their odds

https://www.wired.com/story/bumble-grindr-and-hinge-moderators-trauma/