words that should be easy to pronounce but you can't pronounce

quiche or kitch

I'm surprised no one has said hamster yet.

I cant say "statistics". It always comes out "sasiststics"

i always mix up "sale" and "sell"

but now i'm worrying that i invented this and that no one else says it this way?

I say it this way.

I noticed only recently that I have problems with 'gallery' that don't correspond to how I pronounce anything else, it comes out like 'garrarry' unless I'm very deliberate with my tongue shape. A single word speech impediment.

saying "neesh" seems pretentious.

It's a French word. Either say it like it should be pronounced or say alcove. ;)

i can't pronounce my wife's last name. wtf dude

I never understood why Americans say nitch
I had trouble saying 'parliamentary' all week

Had the same thing above about 'segue'. Always pronounced it 'seeg'

wait, it doesn't rhyme with "egg"??

I have trouble with my own first name.

it's pronounced 'neitzsche'

I guess the 'seeg' thing must have come from a mixture of 'vogue' and 'siege' in my mind

Oh, regarding niche -- boy, do I have stories when I moved here. I say <i>neeeeesh</i>. 'Nitch' sounds so strange to my ear.

Talking about phraseology and moving here, it's funny how some people 'corrected' my English because they thought it was incorrect, when really it was either another way of saying something or <i>they</i> were the ones in the wrong. It was frustrating at first, but I got used to it.

neitzsche otm

cliché
quiche
crèche
clique
quickie

are a bunch of fuckers.

albeit

incentivize always gets me. after the first few syllables i give up and slip into the last bit of "synthesize"

by the way what's the deal with putting an "L" sound in "both"? is this a common thing?

Now that I think about it, I have trouble pronouncing my own last name sometimes. It's H0lm, and sometimes I get hung up on the transition from the o to the l.

by the way what's the deal with putting an "L" sound in "both"? is this a common thing?

Say what?

so it sounds like "bolth." have you never heard this? it's fairly rare where i'm from but i hear it enough that i figure it must be some sort of variation in dialect.

noticed that I had the same pronunciation issue when I was talking about Mulholland Drive last night.

"curriculum" and "Lily" cause me serious difficulty (which sucks when you, like I do, live with someone called Lily).

Girl at work says 'ibrufen' instead of ibruprofen

dog latin says 'ibruprofen' instead of ibuprofen

(sorry)

lol snap

scooby doo says "ribruprofen!"

My mum calls it ibrufen as well. Google suggests this is definitely a thing. A WRONG thing.

'Canada Day'--my brain wants to eliminate the middle 'da', so I end up overemphasizing it and going 'Can-NUH-DUH-day'.

Puyallup, Washington

You pronounce it 'pwee-AWL-up'. But this is non-obvious. Humptulips is much easier.

pull a yup?

until recently i had no idea people were saying "segue" when i heard "seg-way".

i always thought it was c'est guaix

Speaking of the Northwest, I'm glad I don't live in Oregon because I can't say it. Always comes out "organ" or "or-gon."

i can't say "water" normally i can only say it with a gross long island /new jersey accent, "wuh-dda". (shudders) i've tried to correct it.

maybe it's more like "whugh-der" but still, it's wrong

I panic inwardly a little when I have to say "schedule" because I can never remember if sked- or shed- is the British pronunciation. I pick at random and worry people will jump to conclusions about my class and/or education from my choice. This is bad with other words with an older/French pronunciation vs a less pedantic pronunciation as neither option seems 100% safe, but I guess that's off-topic-ish.

For some reason "duplicate" I end up saying as doo-plicate so as not to say jew-plicate, even though I can successfully say dyu- without angst in other du- words.

When I say "thanks" the th- sound sometimes gets rushed and I feel like I just said "nanks" instead.

I have a very slow mouth, I think. I trip over lots of words, though usually not consistently, and just crash on and hope nobody noticed.

the hardest word of all is PATHS. there is way too much going on there. any word beginning with a P is difficult, especially a P and then certain vowel sounds-- pussy is really hard to say too!-- and anything ending in THS. how do you know how long to say the th and the s?? i feel like i go on forever. paathhhhssssszzz. having to do readings during mass in grade school and the microphone just blowing up in your face on the plosives-- a reading from the aPOSTle PAUL's letter to the philiPPPPPPians or whatever has probably caused some deep anxiety forever.

Oh yeah re "ths", "tenths" is bad. "Tense". "Tennuths". "Tenthuhs-uh". For some reason "months" is easier. We should all go back to saying "tithes" iirc

something

How to pronounce “midwifery”? Is there a US/UK split?

Mid WHIFF ur ee in U.S.

I can't say "google." Most people say GOO-gle. But I segment the word weirdly, and catch on the second hard g, and so it comes out GOOG-ull. When I try to say 'googling' it comes out GOOG-ling.

I hear differing opinions from yours, remy,

Rural :'(

When I was a child I always had problems with the 'unvoiced th' /θ/ sound - and that is a problem for an English speaker! And it carried over into adulthood so I sometimes found myself having to think about pronouncing words before I said them - I'm OK now though, sorry, though.

I was tongueties as a kid so although it was operated on when I was 6ish I strugged to articulate some words and still have mental blocks on. I tend to refactor sentences around them if I can so "you should" becomes "you ought to", "just because" becomes "mainly because" anything involving the dishwasher avoids the name of the machine itself, I pronounce "schedule" the american way with a hard "k" sound. Lots of other examples I'm no longer even conscious of. ( there's another one... "conscious" becomes "cognisant"!)

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My pronunciation of "Minneapolis" often gets an extra syllable like "Indianapolis"