Billy Joel -- heroic death in rock and roller cola wars
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
Billy Joel deserves his own "1000 ways Billy Joel can die" thread
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
ooh .. even for ilm, that's nasty evan.
― mark e, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
he went to extremes then
― PaulTMA, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Strangely enough, he actually TRIED suicide (by drinking furniture polish)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
Is it? How can I amend it to not be quite so dark?
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
Carly Simon - swallowed concealed cyanide pill to avoid revealing subject of "You're So Vain" while under torture
― Josefa, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
My god, what have I done
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
― mark e, Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:16 PM (53 minutes ago)
Obviously I didn't mean crying in a dark room with a gun in his hand- more like what's above...
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i know .. but still, there are limits .. a dedicated thread for one artist as to how he could die .. soz. i may be a little over sensitive to such a groove (i have my reasons etc)..
― mark e, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
Haha yeah was thinking more silly song jokes but I didn't intend to start any thread anyway
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
I can even murder suicide threads apparently.
― Evan, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
Thread - Billy Joel jokes
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
This thread needs a theme song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_qbfbmT_s
― ringworm, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
The Flamingos - plucked out their eyes
― how's life, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
Lorde - stuck diamonds in her flesh
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
Miley Cyrus - wrecked her balls
Imagine Dragons - checked out on the prison bus
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Savages - silenced themselves
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Bruce Dickinson - couldn't face the Yewtree interegation
― PaulTMA, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
Macklemore - overdosed on mackle
― how's life, Sunday, 29 December 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
come on people, it's 2013 and musicians are DYING
Johnny Ace? Heard one of those "on this day" bits on the radio Christmas Day, the story that he killed himself playing Russian Roulette. Just looked at the Wikipedia entry, which disputes that with testimony he was just showing off, telling everyone the gun wasn't loaded. Either way, pointing a gun at yourself and pulling the trigger seems like halfway to suicide regardless of context.
― clemenza, Sunday, 29 December 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link