the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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did depalma really write the opening crawl. i didnt know that

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

yeah I googled that too, seems kinda crazy

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

Disney promises 1 new 'Star Wars' film every summer starting in 2015

polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

until the end of time

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

until they don't make money
and then four years after that with a complete reboot

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

i am impressed that patton knows all the infinity gauntlet gems off the top of his head

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

he mispronounces coruscant the same way i do in my head.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

this is the nerdiest rant ive seen in a while

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

DePalma and all those guys were friends if Peter Biskind's book is anything to go off of

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

Yeah he was the ladies' man of the bunch iirc

mackleless (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

You can tell by the way I scroll, shorty
That I'm a ladies' man, a business man

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

still not available in my country

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

lol Harrison Ford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0vs9gYydo

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

and then four years after that with a complete reboot

a star wars reboot stamping on a human face forever

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.starwarsuncut.com/
they just finished empire

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion ..... which ruled the galaxy like 20 years ago"

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

they just finished empire

woot woot

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

http://kotaku.com/how-lucasarts-fell-apart-1401731043

Kind of enlightening story about how LucasArts the game company fell apart and had multiple amazing-sounding projects fail, mainly due to GL constantly changing his mind.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

Take the case of "Star Wars GTA," for example. During the early days of the 1313 project, some top staff at LucasArts wanted it to be an open-world, Grand Theft Auto-style Star Wars game set on Coruscant, according to two people familiar with that project. It was a fantasy for many on the team, and the thought is enticing—who wouldn’t want to explore and cause mayhem in a world full of seedy bounty hunters and Star Wars crime families?

Looking at their contemporaries at Rockstar and Ubisoft, LucasArts staffers plotted out how many people it would take to build a game like that—hundreds—and how much money it’d cost—millions. That was too much of a risk for the executives at LucasFilm, sources say.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

a star wars vii is really being made? that's ... horrifying.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

That's more the crimes of the current owners of the George Lucas intellectual property collection.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars 7 shit talk

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

Motormouth & Killpower),

um, didn't mean to post that, sorry

but during a meeting with Star Wars creator George Lucas, he presented a new vision for the Darth Maul title. According to Game Informer, Lucas wanted a "buddy cop-like experience" with Darth Maul and Darth Talon — a Sith Lady separated by more than 170 years of Star Wars fiction from Maul — teaming up as friends.

http://www.polygon.com/2014/4/8/5595156/report-lucasarts-canceled-darth-maul-game-star-wars-red-fly-studio

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Friday, 11 April 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

On ITV1? I stopped after there were two 5 minute breaks within the first half hour.

― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Saturday, November 21, 2009 6:40 PM (4 years ago)

They're showing TESB on ITV1 right now. Earlier I caught the bit where Han has just come back from his patrol. Then I watched the second half of Iron Man on Channel 4, which was also replete with commercials but not too bad. Just switched back to TESB and Luke is still taking out walkers on Hoth.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

Rumor going around that Disney is going to release the original, unaltered, trilogy on Blu Ray.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

that news directed me to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHfLX_TMduY

looks interesting/promising. has anybody seen these versions?

when i die, show no pity. send my soul to juggalo city (art), Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

I still hold GL blocked re-issuing the originals due to his ex-wife's credit on(and royalties from) them

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

holy shiz that looks amazing.

piscesx, Sunday, 17 August 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link

That's pretty cool, but also seems a little like the cinematic equivalent of those foreskin restoration guys.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 August 2014 11:41 (nine years ago) link

despecialized versions are really great. It feels like you're watching star wars, an effect the bds cunningly avoid.

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Sunday, 17 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

They're showing TESB on ITV1 right now.

We got pulled into this last night (and it was a pleasure), but some really really horribly placed breaks, more and more towards the end.

woof, Sunday, 17 August 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

despecialized versions are what you are looking for, if you are looking for them. stuff in there a 90s kid like me only dimly remembered from extreme childhood: the puppety emperor-face in darth vader's holographic conferwnce room (it's lawrence kasdan's wife, or leigh brackett, or someone, i forget); the elusive budget wampa; jabba's throne room without that fucking fucking fucking song. download these and ignore the blu-rays; it is morally unjustifiable to pay for star wars in 2014.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 17 August 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

the orange vaseline "force field" underneath the landspeeder (obscuring the wheels)

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 17 August 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

getting rid of the weird fusion number in favour of that fucking fucking fucking song may have been the worst aesthetic misstep among lucas' million aesthetic missteps

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 17 August 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

sounds poll-worthy

the part where the rudimentary 90s-cgi alien vamp shoves her stalked lips in the camera lens: surprised they didn't re-release this bullshit in 3D

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 17 August 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

good christ i'd never seen that newer jabba song until now bc i avoided that version of the movie like the plague. wow...

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

so glad i never saw this on the big screen, there is no way it would have ended without thrown popcorn or worse

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

lol, this is news to me too; this was actually in the rereleased version?
what horrors they have put upon sy snootles
for reference for you youngs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kj98hIb58

See I can dig the space clavinet and that bass synth fill at 0:38 in

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Also, looking back, I think it's kinda neat and really weird that they made action figures for a crime boss' band:

http://theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/rebo-front.jpg

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

as a child, i bought that. i think my action figure collection on the star wars end was first luke, boba fett, darth vader (without his head, due to a venetian blinds cord hanging episode), these guys, greedo, squidface... and that mighta been it.

Googling around for info on the instrumentation of the original track, I found this:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/The-Surprisingly-Strange-Story-of-Lapti-Nek/topic/14770/

Reprinting two stories from Crawdaddy about the original song, which involves a Meco remix, a dude from Toto trying to issue the single as a 12", and multiple vocal tracks recorded by both an inhouse sound engineer and also a professional musician who Lucas may or may not have been hooking up with around the time of his divorce.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

the Cantina music is obviously much better known but listening to it with fresh ears it's charmingly weird, I wonder if there was a Sun Ra fan on the team who decided that big band IN SPACE was a good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

wow at this:

One thing led to another, and Arbogast was given the chore of creating "Lapti Nek" for Sy Snootles. She made up the "Huttese" lyrics by spilling pieces of Scrabble and Perquacky on her kitchen table in East Oakland, and picking them up at random.

"They wanted a sound that was a cross between Captain Crunch and Olive Oyl and a parrot stuck in an elephant's trunk. I figured I could handle that," Annie told me.

"Now the song's very big. They made a video of it for MTV," she said. What she's earned has enabled her to buy a new Toyota.

Arbogast's steam-engine singing voice is one thing. When she talks she's shy like a farm girl, blushing and self-conscious. At our meeting in a cold backroom at Berkeley Square she was wearing her rock and roll costume - a metal junkyard over a mini-dress that would raise eyebrows even in the Tenderloin.

"I'm not really a punker," she said, a little blush in her painted eyes. She tore the filter off a Winston and lit it like a sailor in the wind.

"I been with this band Smear for seven months now. I don't know what you call our music, exactly. Somebody said it was modern rock, or acid power pop. I don't really want to be a computer tech all my life. I think my future's in music.

The liner notes of the OT soundtrack box set go into that, about how they wanted a cosmic Benny Goodman song.

Also, found this, which had an insane amount of detail, including the original and translated lyrics:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lapti_Nek

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link


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