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The Hawaiian Punch cake threw me for a grape Kool-Aid kind of loop there.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

good intentions :(

bnw, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

ya. i almost want to argue this one but i dont think its worth the effort and im not sure how i feel about it.

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

go for it, it'd be fun to watch at the very least

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Sock it to Me cake ??

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i just think in the grand taxonomy of racial weirdness this aligns a lot more closely to, say, 'insensitivity' than straight-out racism--i imagine that for chinese new year theyd have the same kind of ad with, like, dumplings; or for italy day theyd do it with pasta--which strikes me as this kind of misguided "look at the culinary cultural heritage of group XXX" (esp. considering the context w/ all the facts about things black dudes have contributed to the grocery industry and the generally very positive light w/ which the ad treats black history month) and not so much "lol its negro history month lets put fried chicken on the menu"--i mean its collard greens and pork hocks, which arent exactly watermelons and grape soda, you know?

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

eh fried chicken is sort of o_O--lot more baggage attached to that stereotype in America than with pasta + Italians or dumplings + Chinese people.

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

and there's no encyclopedia of racially insensitive products thread

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yeah, thats the #1 reason why im not interested in particular in throwing my weight behind these guys

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

xp

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, couldn't they have put a jar of some good peanut butter next to GWC's face, like JIF?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

guys don't forget to watch Eisbaer's video

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

it is impt

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there anything more I can take away from watching it besides what I see in the preview screen cap?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

certainly more than some boring-ass racist discounts

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ok crut1s otm

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

holee shit

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

got as far as "yes, Jesus loves me"

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

YEEEEAH

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

go further, lj, it's bananas

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Excuse me i am v offended by the portrayal of white people as cuntry hicks in bad denim. Also their singing style is highly influenced by ragtime & blues which as every fool knows is black music anyway.

Oh wait here comes Jose. This is a delicious smörgåsbord of terrible ideas.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, did I spoil the surprise?

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Obv the white version should be played in totally straight time on a harpsichord and danced as a pavanne.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess that i am good for something round here?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

the inside of the small american indian puppet's mouth looks like a cartoon steak for some reason.

Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Why do the black kids look like cyanotic, ashen corpses?

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

and have cheaper eyes than the other puppets?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"EY man, did JEEsus forget about us?"
"¡No way Jose – olé!"

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

omg almost had a seizure at the end

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Jesus DID kind of forget about Jose, who was not assigned a color that Jesus loves.

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

at first I thought the black kids were vampires but then the porn music kicked in

mullah mangenius (brownie), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

what porn have you been watching that is soundtracked by the Jackson 5

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

um

mullah mangenius (brownie), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

It's called "80s porn"

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

also, "70s porn"

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wah pedals are aural signifiers for BJs and stuff

Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

all this music kinda kicks ass i must say

goole, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

actually, the weirdest thing about the white kids segment is how it kicks in with the first few bars of "la marseillaise" -- given the whites-are-hicks theme for that segment, when did that song become a shit-kicker signifier?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds like super furry animals

bnw, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is this racist?

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 March 2009 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"i.Beat Blaxx" still cracks me up

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, 2 March 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Re the grocery store's salute to Black History Month, our high-school cafeteria used to serve sweet potatoes, fried chicken, greens, etc. for a couple of days during February, which a few of my friends and I were always o_O about but no one else seemed to bat an eye at. As Max suggested, I think it was more insensitive than anything else: white school administrators honestly trying to do something nice for the 25% of the student body that was African American.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 2 March 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Our kid's daycare gives us a photocopied calendar each month, and January featured this caricature of Martin Luther King that looked like he had just dropped something very heavy on his foot.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 2 March 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wat

c♜lyn dodgers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck uk

bnw, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd pay $$$ for any britishes to take a picture of themself rocking that tat while opening an ironic 40oz with ronaldinho

abebe's kids (and what), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I like how that buff dude on the package is rocking a temporary unicorn tattoo.

felicity, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

KKK guy's all "Again with the nail through the gecko?"

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link


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