ROLLING HIPSTER STUDIES 09

I miss my psycho neighbor Louis affably referring to me to my face as a yuppie

what is the name of this coffee shop?

the wormhole

Correct. thewormhole.us

seems mostly ok

Yeah, sure. I actually had a very nice morning there. It's a good place to work. Really good coffee. Really really good homemade pop tart thing. Free wifi. Giant console TV in the back with a Super Nintendo hooked up to it.

I like these field reports

from the ILXor lurker ads:

Date a Hipster - A Dating Site for Hipsters!

okcupid already kinda exists

Are you a hipster or do you just want to date one? Do you find the whole contemporary subculture interesting and just can't get enough of the lifestyle? If so, come join this unique club that will help you find single hip guys and girls that live in your area and are interested in meeting up! Date a Hipster is an online matchmaking spot where you can log on and connect with thousands of like minded people that are single and looking for some fun! So if you have ever thought about hooking up with a hipster, now is your chance! Create a profile completely free of charge and get ready to meet other members that have signed up just like you! Don't let yourself feel lonely when you can find a match right here with just a couple of mouse clicks.

wicker park has a lot of "hipstery" places but really it is a double-wide stroller neighborhood

is "date a hipster" the new makeoutclub or whatever that site was?

Makeoutclub actually had very little to do with making out with anybody AFAICT

I can't remember if that is what I am thinking of or a different site. Something with the emos posting their intense-looking pictures and personal-type info

Norm

http://ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/norm-peterson.jpg

i bet date a hipster is one of those weird marketing sites that collects your personal information and sells it to an affiliate. a hipster affiliate.

i feel a lot more conflicted about being a yuppie than i ever did about being a hipster

― Reggie (Lamp), Friday, April 12, 2013 11:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-(

Xposts that was MOC, yup. There was also Lipstickparty, same deal. But it was closer in spirit to like the livejournal/diaryland emo/weirdo community-building thing than a dating site as such. I think you basically could have one photo and a blurb/blog/.plan, and you couldn't really narrow down searches or do any kind of matching.

Are we talking about Hipsters, or "Hipsters"?

Hipsters, as in, the people who read Pitchfork, go to ATP and listen to bands that most people genuinely haven't heard of, or the people who spend their lives tweeting about how much they love Arctic Monkeys and Nandos?

MOC is more notable for being proto-friendster than proto-OKC

being a norm is cool

― chinavision!, Friday, April 12, 2013 11:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hipsters are out, but weird norms are in

― chinavision!, Friday, April 12, 2013 11:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stealth weirds

― chinavision!, Friday, April 12, 2013 11:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i identify w this description
got a regular job and baby and haircut and no tats but lets talk about how cars should be banned and listen to oneohtrix at the pta meeeting, mijo

feel this ^

i was recently called a "secret hipster", so i'm down with stealth weird.

lmao imagining buzzfeed article talking about stealth weird twitter and links to this thread as the genesis of #themovement

i asked a co-worker named marnie if she'd ever heard of marnie stern today

had she?

for your next trick, you can ask her if she has seen the film Marnie.

I tried to make a joke about the hipsters in fishtown with my friend who is a firefighter in Philly and he thought I was using the term in the "jazz-bo" sense.

hepcats! beatniks!

http://www.ticklemevintageblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/831.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/13/real-hipsters-of-vancouver-audition-tapes_n_3064475.html

xpost different cliché but same vividity.

Weird, I know someone on that.

I tried to make a joke about the hipsters in fishtown with my friend who is a firefighter in Philly and he thought I was using the term in the "jazz-bo" sense.

lolwtf

I wanted to make a "jazz-b's skinny arms" joke but it wd prob have been too obscure

jazz-bo not jazz-b

man, i really thought those hipsters with the mason jars were gonna get out of here without asking me if i had any townes van zandt records, but blammo right as they were leaving they had to do it. luckily i kept them from getting violent by selling them a gram parsons record instead.

― scott seward, Friday, February 10, 2012 2:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

not really new i guess but i have just noticed that people sometimes carry mason jars around in lieu of a water bottle. in their backpacks, in the sports webbing, i guess. hope they don't bump into anything hard

my neighborhood artisanal coffeeshop has been selling mason jars turned into 'water bottles' by an ARTIST

even worse they are the little kind, like who ever wanted to carry around a cup (1 c) of water

mason jars are what suffice for drinking glasses in my house. didn't realize it was a thing among the hipsters. just thought it was hillbilly.

Using a mason jar as a flask - esp. at clubs with overpriced drinks - has been something I've done since 2009.

why

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/idco/pour-mason-pour-over-coffee-attachment-for-mason-j

why? so I don't have to buy the overpriced drinks, so I can drink booze from home and save $.

it isn't like i go out and buy the mason jars though - i have them already.

i imagine that mason jars have become more popular with the rise of pickling and homesteader/locavore food culture

why don't you use a flask for a flask

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/da03/reef_dram.jpg

because i'd have to buy a flask, whereas i already own mason jars!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/theprotojournalist/2013/12/23/256313507/what-exactly-is-hipster-christianity

Close friends of mine are heavily into a similar-sounding church in London. I have strong feelings about it all but I've never quite managed to articulate them without sounding like a sneering fuckhead.

maybe you could say "religion doesn't have to cater to your insipid taste"