Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (2343 of them)

The fact that some of them run for local office just makes it all the more entertaining/horrifying.

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The Obama one is fun, since it conflates the boogeyman of universal healthcare AND tort reform. Market idolatry is so ingrained with these guys that anything which could possibly affect the success of the successful(incl. people suing when they get fucked over by sucessful cretins) must be commie-nism and therefore destroyed.

Oh yeah, and all trial lawyers are hairy white dudes.

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

In gay mixed race relationships apparently.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

But I keep talking about the mindset b/c I think it deserves more attention, both as pointing out how the many of the power holders in america are pretty much the LGF comment section writ large, as well as drawing more attention to a less-articulated & more traditonally American progressive view of things(e.g. that we the people can fashion a public service that examines the kind of shit that going into food and pharmaceuticals, a service not entirely staffed by clueless apparatchiks loyal only to the Party).

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

And also that the problem isn't so much just dubya/cheney/etc, they're out office in 18 months or so. The problem is the mindset of modern american conservatism itself, with all of its simplistic, xenophobic, empiricism-rejecting and authoritarian aspects.

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

thing is guys, though, we need tort reform

river wolf, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

check this out kingfish, if you agree with most of what lindsey's saying about the economic and demographic roots of our current clusterfuck, we might not have these problems for much longer; also, we'll all be poor, but hey.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.economist.com/world/na/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9230588

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

^ link meant to be appended to the above

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

gucci little piggy?

bnw, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

if you agree with most of what lindsey's saying about the economic and demographic roots of our current clusterfuck

certainly sounds convincing

river wolf, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a personal bias bcz I just really enjoy blaming the baby boomers for absolutely everything currently shitty about America

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

that is because they are to blam,e not just in america but all over the west and they won't fucking let go, they have their death grip around, society culture and politics so hard and they are pulling us down into their macabre zombie dance.

Ed, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll check the Econ piece in a bit, but I think we're going to be plenty fucked for a good while. It's one of those things that I was talking about on another thread; that in America, we have to go thru intense shit once a generation(or every so often) before we give a fuck about our culture & politics. then we spent years of blood and sweat and warface to finally boost everything up again, before our kids come along and ruin it all somewhere down the line, and their kids have to fix it one more.

Still, it'll be interesting to see what happens when a significant enough portion of the populace realize they're now "working poor" as opposed to "middle class". I think the howling angst will generate such a loud thrashing to make the most rightwing batshit cartoon in this thread look like a Buckley column.

xp

okay, i agree. it's like, jesus christ, grandpa and grandma had to go thru all this shit, make it so that we had GI bills, unions, and whatnot just for my dad to come along, attend a public university on a GI bill and a living wage, join a teachers union when he got out, and then vote repub for the rest of his life(barring the Perot vote).

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Has anyone else noticed that the cartoon at the start of this thread appears to have been changed somewhat?

Forest Pines, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

read upthread a little bit

gff, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Bah. Plz to ignore the massive spelling & editing errors in me posts.

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.06.05.CourtingDisast.jpg

Oh yeah, that canadian guy? the kid who was 15 years old when they picked him up and he's been tortured and rotting in gitmo in 5 years, he was TOTALLY guilty, and by the fact that all charges were dropped against him means that the nanny state is coddling evildoers again by making them wait five years for their trial.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070606ST1AP-PeaceParty.jpg

kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder what kind of waiting room is being frequented by both Mr. Terrorist and Lady Justice there...?

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Clearly, justice has been aborted.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Atheists and Islamic Fundamentalist Gamblers: BFF FOR LYFE.

en i see kay, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

they are casting lots to see who gets to strip the pubescent boy, see

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Man the trannies always get the best accessories.

Laurel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Plus an angry black bear lives in Islam Conversion's turban.

(Or in Militant Homosexuality's butt. I can't tell which.)

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Militant homosexuality copping a feel there

V, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

"You see, children, there are different types of critical thinking: Athiest, Christian, and Sorcery, to name just a few."

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

not the first time on this thread, but i'm offended! in several different ways! it is kind of fun to read all the labels though. nice to get so many all shoved together, and how surprising to see islamic conversion and atheism cuddling so happily.

Maria, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

They both like to roll th' bones.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn critical thinking, this is what it gets ya

kingfish, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Where do I get me an 'Atheism rules' t-shirt?

chap, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck that I want the whole image on a t-shirt in full color

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I believe that's 'bonkie' the evolution mascot back there.

humansuit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, I've only just noticed the rather serious monkey.

chap, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

SORCERY???? Are they trying to shoot their point down?

Abbott, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Fucking predatory witches, cruising by the schoolyards in their flying chariots -- STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I see that drugs are no longer a major concern.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Crack's worn a bit thin, and the inner-city kids have moved on to crystal balls and gowns with stars and moons on. jesus, don't you read the papers?

chap, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

from blessedcause.org:

Samantha's mom wrote her a note to "opt out" of the 7th grade Islam course. When Samantha handed her teacher the note, the teacher became angry, held up the note and shouted at the class, "Is there anyone else!?"

Is there ANYONE FUCKING ELSE? I'm sorry I meant IS THERE ANYONE. FUCKING. ELSE. !?

humansuit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.blessedcause.org/Righteous%20Out/Pharoa3.jpg
Close runner-up to the crucifixion scene; definitely batshit.

vermonter, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

visual metaphor parsing error: does not compute

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Eh?

chap, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Should Atheism Rules and Atheist Critical Thinking both be in the same cartoon? This kid needs to work harder coming up with bogeymen - not to mention the dependency on dubious movements like Sorcery. Schools everywhere are getting forced into teaching creationism as a scientific theory, that's fine, but no school anywhere caves to the sorceror lobby and suddenly it's a national crisis.

The Egypt one makes NO sense. Does this guy not understand that in the Bible story, Moses and the Pharaoh are on different sides? It's kind of key. They might as well just start taking illustrated Bible stories and firing a label-maker randomly all over the page.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

still the whip of atheist critical thinking

kingfish, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Does this guy not understand that in the Bible story, Moses and the Pharaoh are on different sides

No, Moses is down here in the corner Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style. And so he's parting the waters to lead them little children away from them Islamists and gays.

To be honest, I think YOU are the one who doesn't get it. And I'm not just talking about the sorcerist lobby which you conveniently deny. I'm also talking about all the talking monkeys teaching in our schools nowadays.

humansuit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

The snail and the starfish seem fairly nonplussed at the goings-on.

kingfish, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.blessedcause.org/images/edugod3.gif

abanana, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

SORCERY FUN!

river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm guessing the sorcery thing is some kind of anti-Harry Potter rant

dmr, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.