Rolling UK Comedy Thread - "Ricky Don't Lose Larry David's Number

Bafflement, mainly. It eventually merged into a pre-recorded bit (through that classic trope of going through a door) where he bigs up the GBP and tells them how great they are - which mostly looked like those adverts for The Sun with the guy walking down the High Street. Absolutely no laughs.

I had gone out to a friend's birthday drinks but felt like crap and came home and was in one of those moods where I couldn't be arsed actually watching anything. I assumed Comic Relief couldn't make me feel worse but I was wrong. So, so terrible. I mean John Bishop's entire schtick when he was presenting was about how Davina always kissed her co-host so he was going to get a snog and he was getting a semi thinking about it. He then got faked out and actually kissed by David Tennant and started talking about buying flowers and wearing dresses, using a camp voice. This is actually 2013, isn't it?

Corden's always done a weird bit like that (by always, I mean at least twice and it might have been for Sport Relief, actually) where he basically says "this is shit and everyone knows it's shit", hasn't he? He definitely stood up in character at the Sports Personality of the Year and told everyone in the room that they were a bunch of wankers.

Has he? It's the first time I've seen it but then I don't usually watch these kind of things.

ha, is that corden's standard event schtick? 10/10 for doing something 'different' but just sounds like a massively unpleasant misstep in context

I assumed Comic Relief couldn't make me feel worse but I was wrong.

dunno why you'd ever have this thought process, presumably there was dead air or Supercasino on one of the other channels which wd've been better.

that john bishop thing is super depressing.

in other crap comedy news, check out noel gallagher's apalling 'bants' on r brand's special xfm show: http://www.xfm.co.uk/onair/listen-again-to-russell-brand-on-xfm

incredible gap between how witty noel thinks he is, compared to how witty he actually is. bucketloads of small-minded smug conservative nastiness. t minus 6 months til his next 'hip hop isn't proper music' blunder, but i'm guessing the next one will be about women belonging in the home or something (cf: his boorish comments about adele in that daily mail interview last year)

as a maxim for living i wd say you can improve your mental health 10 million percent by never seeking out or caring about what Noel Gallagher has to say on Russell Brand's show on XFM

NV you should take him to the politics thread as yr Labour voter example.

ever since the 'inner life of noel gallagher' thread on ilx i've had an uncontrollable fascination with the grim world of noel g

yeah but like all great literature that thread takes you into a mind you wdn't want to visit for real

Me too. Amongst my many terrible ideas is a mockumentary where he and Paul Scholes buy adjoining semi-detached houses.
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ha, love it!

the xfm podcast is fascinating in that sense though. noel doesn't contribute much except to interrupt brand's flow with some jeering aside, or deliver a remarkably uninteresting anecdote. glaringly obvious that he's been pampered and tiptoed around for the past 20 years and has lost the ability to converse in any meaningful 'equal' sense. without a pack of acolytes sat at his side, laughing uproariously at his every utterance he flounders a bit, so resorts to little more than sneering grunts at the person who's taken his usual crown as alpha wit. (i get far too obsessed with orrible shit like this, i know)

Anyone want a spare *front row* ticket for Louis CK tonight? Feeling a bit poorly and wont make it. You'd have to come to Farringdon for pickup though. Charge at face value...

Watching Ann & Katy now and if I could find a YouTube clip I can't help feeling Congratulation! belongs on the "is this racist?" thread.

(i have seen that reviewed as 'Congratulations!' twice in the last two days, missing a large part of it)

is it racist? doesn't seem mocking or disparaging, just... daft.

Well it doesn't seem to be there for any other reason than it's supposed to be intrinsically a 'funny' voice. I kind of feel like since they dress up as comedy stereotypes of all the other races they parody (such as the Germans in various tv shows) there must be a reason why they didn't do blackface - which I'm guessing is that people would immediately call it racist.

If it's just supposed to be posh people talking street yout' language then it's a straight rip off of Armstrong & Miller's WWII pilots, surely?

the congratulating of tiny, everyday things is also funny.

(and kuntworts was previously done by mitchell and web)

congratulation definitely a bit dodgy, made me a little uncomfortable.

Did anyone see matt morgan's the mimic? 1st ep much better than I expected. Not exactly hilarious, but I'm fascinated by impressionists anyway so I enjoyed it. Some of the main guy's voices are really good, although his morgan freeman is about as good as yours or mine.

I like the idea of congratulating people for tiny, everyday things. I'm just not so keen on doing it in the style of Jim Davidson's Chalky White "wo am dat watty melon" voice.

didn't take 'congratulations' as dodgy at all. kinda see what you mean after it's pointed out but still seems to be reaching a bit. interesting to see if anyone in national press or elsewhere takes same view.

2nd ep of it's kevin was an improvement. better core gags but something about the editing and the pace mars it for me - fairly standard jokes often fall flat. possibly would be improved with a studio audience or maybe it's the producer (screenwipe's barry shitpeas)

anyone aware of this nick helm guy? keep reading his name in various places so checked some of his standup and wow is it bad. mindblowingly weak jokes, bludgeoned through with the most aggressive and retrogressive manning-style persona. ch4 and bbc3 both seem to be putting bets on him, check this from the former: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2l2WZq1Xo and the latter have commissioned a (neither awful nor good) series about him as an uncle.

in happier news, a series pirate radio station has been commissioned by bbc3 and if the pilot is anything to go off it should be great: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00v5jj0/People_Just_Do_Nothing/ brilliant sharp writing, great acting, v true-to-life

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22456065

oh the humanity

Jesus. This current series of Not Going Out is painful, giving Mack more semi-autobiographical sitcom material seems such a wrong move.

I once saw that Nick Helm bloke on 8 out of 10 Cats or some such and he was so fucking bad I had to look him up to see if he was a made-up character.

Are there any good comedians in the UK?

saw mark thomas being awesome last week.

Mack can currently be seen on BBC One in the sixth series of his hit sitcom Not Going Out.

fuckin amazing

almost as amazing as them dragging four years out of The Green Green Grass

or six years out of that Ardal O'Hanlon thing (googles) "My Hero"

when you see what shite the BBC pays for there's every chance Ben Elton's thing can run for years

nick helm's rise to fame, supported by both ch4 and bbc, makes me impossibly sad. pure distilled example of lad culture gone old and bitter and angrier and shoutier. shocked that he's featured on richard herring's podcast, wouldn't think he'd be his bag.

i go to a lot of small-scale comedy nights around manchester and there's a bunch of great up and coming comedians out there - best one so far is a geordie guy called carl hutchinson, p mainstream but smart and sharp and not hateful.

that pirate radio show pilot i linked to above has all the signs of being a truly great cult bbc comedy, cf 15 storeys

Are there any good comedians in the UK?

do I need to say Kitson again?

Lee, Roberts/Kamil, Jon Richardson, Wil Hodgson, Nat Luursema, Stephen Carlin, Shappi Khorsandi, Hils Barker

Celia Pacquola / Sarah Bennetto / Bec Hill / Steve Hughes :)

pure distilled example of lad culture gone old and bitter and angrier and shoutier.

I totally get not liking Helm, but it's 100% a character, FWIW.

Kitson, for sure. Tim Key is still great. Daniel Simonsen. Claudia O'Doherty. Jamie Demetriou. Sam Fletcher.
But none of those people are "stand ups," in the sense that they'll have Live from the Apollo DVDs or whatever. But they're all a lot of fun and do some unique stuff.

Shappi Khorsandi? Really? She seems dreadful.

How so? She's been really funny each time I've seen her.

I must watch her on the wrong stuff (panel shows, mostly, where she is really boring)

Oh okay, I don't really watch any panel shows (and am kind of unwilling to extend a comedian's job to "must be funny on panel shows")

Yeah I remain to be convinced

are you only watching panel shows?

No I watch other TV programmes too sometimes. Haven't seen her do stand up tho, true but then I don't like stand up as a rule.

ah I thought you were referring to your more general question

Saw her (SC) do stand-up a while back, she was awful. Maybe she's stepped up in the last couple of years.

did you know that she is a woman, and also divorced, and also iranian.

I totally get not liking Helm, but it's 100% a character, FWIW.

yeah i get that, but to choose that as your #1 character? almost as vile as lee nelson

rik mayall playing greg davies's father is the best thing i have read all year

It's the most obvious casting thing in the world, isn't it? I am delighted that someone is making it happen. Greg Davies is terribly unfunny though, almost painfully so.

Indeed, I'm almost embarrassed for him when I see him but you should never feel embarrassed for a comedian

oh yeah, it'll be terrible, but seeing them together will be like when steve punt played eric idle

never seen him be himself, or anything else, but whoever cast him in The Inbetweeners deserves a medal

caitlin moran and sister of caitlin moran have written a sitcom pilot and... i dunno, something about it makes me feel really uneasy. the basis of what she's aiming at is sound and kinda necessary but it all smells a bit rose-tinted and condescending, self-congratulatory and not all that interesting or funny unless you're a moran

definitely interested in watching though, if it sidesteps those concerns there's a good chance it could be great, but equally strong chance it'll be a ben eltony shitstorm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/media-blog/2013/may/29/caitlin-moran-raised-by-wolves-sitcom