Top 529 eternal questions in popular music.

546. Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?

547. Where'd the cheese go?
548. Thurston! Watt! Thurston! I think it's ten thirty, we're calling from Providence, Rhode Island. Did you find your shit?

I'm with Oilyrags on this one:

4. Are Iron Maiden the Ramones of Prog?
5.Why Is That When Bands Rip Off The Talking Heads These Days, It's Never Like Their Version Of "Take Me To The River"?
6.Nevermind Courtney Love, have you SEEN how FATNew Order have gotten???
7.What Is Rockism?

8 - Is it true Vordul got sonned by a wite kid in a aol beef?

9 - mos def- quasi homosexual?

549. But where are the clowns?

10. So, Die Warzau just sent me a friend request on Myspace, which is cool and all, but what the fuck?

11. So, have you ever been digging through the 'black metal' section of your local record shop only to have "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 come on the store PA, making you immediatly buy a Jackson 5?

64. "Oh, Why's That?"

12. Do you consider geeky/weird non-mainstream music fans of genres like RAVER CRAP and METAL to be as intellectual as you and your peers?

13 What is the best song called "Four Horsemen"?

"Do you like my tight sweater?"

how does the song go?
where does the time go??

What kind of fuckery is this?

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Aint there one damn song that can make me break down and cry?

Why can't we give ourselves one more chance?

Why can't we give love one more chance?

WHo am I to disagree?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

When you gonna live your life right?

What you gonna do with your life?

Do you, don't you want me to love you?

Tommy can you hear me?

How can he be saved from the eternal grave?

Who killed the Kennedys?

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee?

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee?

Can't believe I forgot this on the first go round.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
This time did it feel like thunder, baby?

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
What's that, you say, Mrs. Robinson?

Chill out, what's she yellin' for?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?

And who is this cowboy who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I get his shirt on?

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
Tell me, Boy, wouldn't that be sweet?
Pretty woman, are you lonely, just like me?
Wait, what do I see?
Is she walking back to me?

The same old cliches - is that a woman or a man?

Why don't you get a haircut and get a REAL job?

What do you say we go get married by a preacherman who looks like Elvis?

Is Morrissey gay?

is it my body?

Can I stay?

Would it be a sin?

Won't you stay, just a little bit longer?

How does it feel when you got no food?

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love?

How can I say goodbye to my baby?

How can I say goodbye to my little girl?

Where is the mercy?

Where is the love?

Don;'t you know that you are a shooting star?

Don't you know it's gonna be all right?

Who's that girl running aroudn with you?

How can we sing King Alpha song in a strange land?

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the Fandango?

What is love, anyway?

If you should stand, then who's to guide you?

If my words did glow with the cold of sunshine, and my words were told with thye harp unstrung, would you hear my voice come through the music?

Would you hold it near, as it were your own?

Why oh why can't I?

How much is that doggie in the window?

What's love but a secondhand emotion?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

What in the world even became of sweet Jane?

Could you be loved?

How long shall they kill our prophet while we stand aside and look?

Shall we dance?

Wouldn't it be loverly?

Is there another girl for you?

What's wrong with that?

Does your conscience bother you?

Can you tell me what's ailing me?

Do you remember when we met?

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?

Is there gas in the car?

Can you hear me Dr. Wu?

Would I lie to you honey?
Would I say something that wasn't true?

Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
Was she crying?

Where's that tenderness?

How long must we sing this song?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
In these shoes?
What do you see when you turn off the light?
Do you wanna hold me?
How can you stand to think that way?
When did the light die?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Do you love me, now that I can dance?
Hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go and leave you all alone?

Alles klar, Herr Kommisar?
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Warum hast Du nichts getan?

Hoe sterk is de eenzame fietser die kromgebogen over zijn stuur tegen de wind zichzelf een weg baant?
Annie, hou jij m'n tassie effe vast?
Is dit alles?

Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me running?

How can I leave this behind?

Why are we sleeping?

Do you want new wave or do you want the truth?

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybidy say?

Can you hear them?

Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

Can't you see you're breaking the child in two?

Can I have a little more?
Can I bring my friend to tea?
Can I take my ftriend to bed?

What reason do you need?

Do you remember your President Nixon?

Oh Donna where can you be?

Why not come dancing?

Have you ever met that funny reefer man?

aint it good to be alive?

Can I take my friend to bed?

Won't you help to sing the songs of freedom?

Won't you tell me your name?

Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

What are they doing in the hyacinth house?

don't you love her as she's walking out the door?

And what costume shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties?
Excuse me, didn't I break your heart?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

@little gator: I prefer 'What reason do you need to die?'

Good point Fandango.

Where do the children play?

Can you tell me what's ailing me?

WHat did I know?

Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

What do all the people know?

Why can't I get just one fuck?

- Where do bad folks go when they die?

- Is it because I'm 23, not 24?

- Who's the knucklehead wantin' respect?

What is this that stands before me?

Why can't I touch it?

uh, deserved repeating?