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If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

what's going on here?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF? context?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

sorry i was on a roll

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

We're laughing at you not with you

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

belly button ring joke?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

zing!
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)

" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

mickey has been sonning lf lately

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sweating mickey

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

try it

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

gahahah ownerd

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

WOW

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:

Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM

3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)

Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

did she get creeped out?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

less memes more ned zings

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

there was a ned sideburns zing somewhere i tried to find but no dice

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh god, fuck nanowrimo

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

ned + no editing = my everest

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

he has this on his webpage

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

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lol, yes

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:09 (1 month ago) Permalink

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah he should have saved it

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

I mean, how does this exist

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. picturing a frustrated serial monogamist being 'annoyed' by meghan mccain over his third cup of coffee and a paper open to wherever 'mallard fillmore' is.

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah i can only imagine him pumping his fist all "i finally got her!"

do celebrity zing activists set phone notifications to vibrate?

― bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

♫ bang your head to your favourite song / it's very mechanical ♫

― the late great, Friday, 7 June 2013 05:34 (1 week ago) Permalink

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