Andy Milonakis: Classic or Dud?

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are you sure your name isn't dr. phil?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

why, what's he up to these days?

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

STEALTH CHRISTIAN! STEALTH CHRISTIAN!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Beaver Cleaver (aka the hot shitt!)
http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0UIDO87RP73DV0EISYHTXHK3M9

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I liked it more before I read that piece in the Voice. 29???

― Brett Hickman (Bhickman), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy is so cool!! he may be older than u think but hes hallarious!! I think his show doesnt mean n e thing its just funny and if people dont like him then dont watch it.

― Bre, Sunday, 10 July 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

TEH SUXOOOOOOOOOOOR

― I n33d 2 g3t L@1D, Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like Petey from the Best Show On WFMU, but not nearly as clever, funny, weird, or endearing. Or real, for that matter. Petey is totally real, I've met him!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

o well.. hes still fukin funny

― 50 Cent, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Snopes message board discussion on this topic

― CDR Coaster Machine, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"What some of Mr. Milonakis' fans may not have known is that the Chunky Peanut Butter Boy and Cuppy and the "Super Bowl Is Gay" kid isn't a kid at all. Mr. Milonakis has a medical condition--"a growth-hormone thing," he said--that makes him look considerably younger than his age. He could easily pass for a wise-ass junior high schooler.
But Mr. Milonakis isn't a wise-ass junior high schooler. At 27, he's a wise-ass network administrator at a midtown accounting firm who's been quietly moonlighting in comedy for years.

Mr. Milonakis was completely up front about his age--it's no secret--but didn't want to go into great detail about his condition. Too "Barbara Walters Special," as he put it. "I do comedy," he said. Though his appearance did make it "harder to get girls," he said he's in good health. "I don't have any liver or kidney disease like Gary Coleman," he said."

...just in case its too hard to click through the links.

i fuckin' hate him. hes obnoxious and not funny in the least. i was in the greenroom at Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago and he was one of the guests. it was almost painful to watch him...and yes, he was drinking beer (they actaully DO card for the greenroom and are pretty strict about it) and talking about his apartment...so, im nearly positive that hes NOT the young'un he pretends to be.

uuugh, i cannot wait till his 15 minutes are up.

― shh! (wide-eyed), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Matthew, you really think Petey is funny? What am I missing? He doesn't ever say anything that seems like it's funny to me, he just talks in a weird voice and is always on for waaaaaaay too long. Of course, I dislike pretty much all of Tom's real guests, it's like a bizarro-world Stern posse where everyone is really bland (no I don't mean that Stern's guys are better or funnier, but lord: Petey, purple shirt, officer tom, smokin joe, these guys are duds duds duds!)

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

MTV makes we want to smoke crack.

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

wow thats weird I cant see him as a 27 year old! ewww that would be hard to get a girl/boy friend!

― Kyra, Monday, 18 July 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.rotovibe.com/files/guess_who.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

why wont this thread die!

― jmeister (jmeister), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:23 (eighteen years ago) link

wow he was onh the jimmy kimmel show two years ago and he was 14!! wooooow you retards!by the way the show is awsome!he is so funny and meaningless. where do you guys get 86 from if u go on birthdatabase.com i says he was born in 76!

― olivia bornick, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

CHEERLEADING RULES.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Probably the worst television show I've ever seen. Do people actually like this?

Nobody should be allowed to do this type of show post Tom Green. He was the master.

― PB, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I agree andy whats his fuck is not worth my time to watch. He isnt funny i dont find any humor what so ever in any of his "work"

― jake somebody, Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

This show has nothing to do with Tom Green other than the word "show" and MTV. I don't see where the comparisons are coming from. Is he Canadian or something?

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

This show has nothing to do with Tom Green other than the word "show" and MTV. I don't see where the comparisons are coming from

Their humor is oddly similar to 6th grade "hey look guys I'm imitating a sex act with my hand LORFL" jokes?

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:51 (eighteen years ago) link

If he was on the Jimmy Kimmel show 2 years ago then he would be either
be 16 or 17 now.

― Myranda Hall, Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

dood look at spencer show right next to him up there!

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He refused to tell his age when he was on Howard Stern. If he's as old as he looks, he would have said so.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i think my stuff is funny bitches! plus i am 16 why would i be that old i dont look it. someone up there was right i was on the jimmy kimmel show two years ago and i was 14. have some fun guys stop worrying about it

― Andy Milonkakis, Friday, 22 July 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

This show has nothing to do with Tom Green other than the word "show" and MTV. I don't see where the comparisons are coming from. Is he Canadian or something?

Are you serious? You don't see any similarity in them going out onto the street and acting like a spazz in an attempt to make the interviewee uncomfortable?

The difference is that I used to laugh uncontrollably at Tom Green's shit. I guess the other difference is that I was in high school then...

Still, I enjoy the premise of their schtick (dumb and unkind though it may be), but Milonakis just isn't clever or likeable at all.

― PB, Friday, 22 July 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

You all are wrong and can't spell for beans. Andy Milonakis is a great show and you wouldn't recognize it because you have no sense of humor or creativity. I mean the theme song alone makes the show worth watching. Also it's nice to see someone annoying old people instead of the other way around. Who cares how old he is? When you guys are his age, you'll be mopping up barf in public schools, anyways. Anyone who doesn't get this humor is either a) stupid b) old c) boring or D) all of the above. Don't bother responding, suckas, you won't know how!
P.S. You all are blueberry picking lesbians!

― Scotty Scot, Monday, 25 July 2005 06:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Baffled at the "dumb" or "obnoxious" knocks in the context of the fetid, celebriwhoring miasma of dumb and obnoxious that is MTV/VHI...

Dude's disembodied head eating bread crumbs from the sidewalk? That shit is FUNNY, loop it. Thanking old people for not stabbing him? It's spelled s-t-o-o-p-i-d.

You guys need a high colonic.

― Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i think he is funny! i like wen he goes up to ppl .. i also like his dogs name and his web blong journal lol

― JNP, Monday, 25 July 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i like how pb said this:

Probably the worst television show I've ever seen. Do people actually like this?

and then he said this:

Nobody should be allowed to do this type of show post Tom Green. He was the master.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Hes 27 years old

― , Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost)

Yes, because Tom Green was great. Glen Humplick....that guy whose only job was to sit behind Tom, sip coffee, and laugh.....the Monica Lewinsky (sp) special....

Tom Green may have made fun of old people on the street too, but at least he had the comic genius to put feces on the microphone.....

― PB, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

* I actually thought that it was extremely entertaining and funny.. UNTILL i heard he is actually 27!! I mean that just is scary in SOO many ways like its like I was in a trance when I liked it and now I just think that it is WRONG!!*

― Julie Ann Smith, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw two episodes of this show last night. I found it pretty entertaining. Definitely enjoyed the Ying Yang Twins skit. I can see how it would be offensive that this guy pretends to be an adolescent, but I can also see how it would offend people that Warwick Davis plays leprechauns and elfs. And I don't know how anybody can say its the worst thing on MTV. I couldn't watch 2 minutes of Laguna Beach.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I ROCK PEAS ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A PEA HEAD
BEES ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A BEE HEAD
BRUCE LEES ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A LEE HEAD

― faasfaf, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

IT IS THE BEST SHOWWWWW EVEVR ITS SOO FUNNY WHO CARES IF ITS STUPID!!!!!!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH!!!!!!!!1

― Margery Palmer, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I can see how it would be offensive that this guy pretends to be an adolescent, but I can also see how it would offend people that Warwick Davis plays leprechauns and elfs.

...and Ewoks.

― PB, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the show is hilarious! Some of the skits are sort of dumb like the diary skit and the light switch with the dog. But the staple-remover is really funny, and so is the chinese food coupon one with the old lady saying, "I'm the coupon!" over and over again.

― Jared Mondlock, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, I'm addicted to The '70s House right now...

― PB, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

So has anybody else noted all the delightful trackbacks this thread's got?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i think this show's funny!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

u guyz r fagits, u cant even tell if andy is really 12 LOL!1! I no hes 12 I hang out wit him all tha time and hes 12. Hes my best friend and I can prove it, but I dont have 2 prove shit cuz u are gay LMAO111

― peetrak peerkiinsss, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey was Born 1976...get your facts strait...he's 29. When I found that out the show became a lot less funny...before it was only so hilarious because he seemed my age (about 14 ish)...but for a 29 year old...its weak...im so disapointed and I feel lied to...damn

― Bailey Mollier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, You Idiot-Jerks are Jerk-Idiots.

He's hilarious.

― Voodoo Child, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

You're 14? What the hell are you doing in here? Go do homework er something...

― PB, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

well, i loved the show, but i was actually disapointed when i found out his real age of 29, the show is still great, but o well, imma still pretend he's like 12, heres a link u can go to prove his age so ppl will stop argueing on this thread http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis

― JR Scalf, Friday, 29 July 2005 06:38 (eighteen years ago) link

GET ONE EDUCATION.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Who cares if he's 27 or 7 months, his show's horrendous.

Andy Milonakis is a great show and you wouldn't recognize it because you have no sense of humor or creativity.

Yes, we're actually blinded by our excellent taste.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:03 (eighteen years ago) link

funny...yes...now adult...trigueingly funny

― Mac Tuiaea, Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

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DIE ass fuck

― bob-kikass, Friday, 10 February 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Andy Milonakis is the fucking man...he's not retarded, its called absurdist comedy and its been around for a longass time. His theme song is fucking hysterical (I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head, bees on my head....) and his sketches are completely ridiculous just for the sake of being ridiculous, which in my opinion is really fucking badass. He's original as hell and I don't give a fuck how old he is, Milonakis is the shit.

― Wyatt The Pirate, Monday, 3 April 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

this is almost as good as Mr. Show when you'r stoned.

― sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Even if you're not!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh my gosh ppl just because hes 27... 29 WE Hes still the Andy milonakis that I saw on the first show he hasnt changed and I tell every one to watch his show even if they think they him and every one i told, cept my parents agreed that hes a reall funyy PERSON and My cousin (Who at first says he d that dumb show) now tivos every show hes like obbsessed an i love it too if you dont like him deal and if you do watch thats all there is to it now shut the freak up...... GOD!!!!

― Nutster, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes my son.

― God (blunt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

it was hilarious in the first season whenn i thought he was 13. but now its dumb and he is a 30 year old loser

― kev s., Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

How can you not like this show? it is by far the funniest on TV right now. HAHA its amazing how many random things that guy can come up with, I mean, like the dirty old man on the fridge HAHA who thinks of that? Hes got some balls to go up to random people on the street and ask them to do off the wall stuff. I think its hilarious. Is ralphie realy like that? or is he normal off the show. I like his raps, when he uses like three words the whole song. Its great. Any way hope the show has many more seasons and stays funny. Bye gotta go check the andy miloclockis.

― Zach, Saturday, 20 May 2006 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Its the only funny show on TV right now that doesnt talk shit about God or have to do with sex and sluts. its just pleasant and effin hilarious. But on the other hand, the show that plays after it, wondershowzen, who ever can like that shit, needs to be shot. Seriously that is the absolute WORST show ever! Keep hangin with them loathing apples andy, you kick ass.

― Zach, Saturday, 20 May 2006 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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