men, your um, size

I don't understand what that shopping cart's function is in that picture.

Do you think you buy groceries at the hardware store or something????

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5426/groche5.gif

rumpie's boyfriend is way hotter than I thought

I just needed a background less boring than white. (xp)

xposts

They have shopping carts at hardware stores, too!

oh, okay.

What i must eat to make my semin rapide?

I don't understand what that shopping cart's function is in that picture.

I think you're looking at the wrong thing here. You should be looking at the BOUNCING FRUIT

if you need a ruler here is one: http://iruler.net/ruler_0_10.jpg

oh man i think comp screens will need to be cleaned tonight

"tonight"

i picture it now, all the ilxors flapping it against the screen

urgh

dan, i don't think you guys can hit it that well, usually it'll end up on the wall

or maybe...

MAKE ME STOP.

All voters must provide evidence

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/461339436_a598d38c27.jpg?v=0

Can someone pleeease dig up, for the purposes of this thread, the bizarre post from the dude a few years back who goes off on some hilarious boasting about his penis size? I can't remember any of the key phrases, but I'm sure someone here will know the one to which I'm referring

All voters must provide evidence

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/LPIPOD/BN9560_25~The-World-s-Tallest-Redwood-Tree-110-1M-Humboldt-Redwoods-State-Park-USA-Posters.jpg

needs more NO

xpost

xpost dell, i remember that as well. sadly i can't remember which thread. it was hilarious...

classic garza: Size Queens

haha i rememebr that post too dell! no idea whose it was but i remember it

All voters must provide evidence

Your Penis: WDILL?

omg, yes, thank you. holy sheet.

who's going to start the nipple size thread?

riiiight, garza.

lou i believe the proper abbrev is WDYCLL

Look if you have a prob with the background OK I made a better one 4 u:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4600/grocrumpwd6.gif

arsas far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
moderator, please add this post to all other threads immediately, thanx

-- J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, January 10, 2003 10:06 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

holy shit. sorry, couldn't help myself. a most necessary re-posting.

omg roffles all the way

every fucking last word in that is utter genius. every single word.

I HAVE A SNAKE. THANK U VERY MUCH!

So what, this guy has two:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-12/21/xinsrc_40212032121197502671718.jpg

LIKE A BEAR AND NOT SHITTY KOALA BEAR A BIG BEAR LIKE KLONDIKE

hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS

i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me.

http://static.flickr.com/111/292035820_3bcb663a79.jpg

hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS
hey everyone, it's KANTLIPS

wrong thread

http://i29.tinypic.com/2cqe0cy.jpg

um...

Wow, that may be the ugliest rape victim ever.

SO, ANYWAY, back to enlightening, reasoned discussion concerning the topic of this poll...

Okay! Go ahead, right after this :-)

http://i31.tinypic.com/2a99x6d.jpg

(ok, I'm done, go right ahead with the enlighteninging)

http://i28.tinypic.com/10z63bn.jpg

i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210554326125.gif

http://www.japan-photo.de/D-DANKON41.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2497118278_137013d8fb.jpg?v=0

Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for people to start posting NSFW pictures.

curtis should've linked to a rick roll

or a dick roll

the schlong king of ILX

no one was modest here I see.. I don't believe anyone rounded down.
it's no wonder the opposite of modest is cocky

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/08/29/as-boys-get-fatter-parents-worry-one-body-part-is-too-small/

(polls are the census of ilx)

“I push down and I show them the length and width,” Dr. Shukla said. And he tells them: “You are going to be totally fine, you are going to have a great life.”

Never mind the length feel the quality

that's all luv muscle honey

Mines unexceptional but I've got good jump in it, I can flip a coin with it. Tiddlywinks takes longer to setup but I'm assured is worth the overhead.

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/188b4f88-93d6-4810-a7b0-0aaf7df5375b/0ed9e8ea-7dac-408c-9de6-0721a7e609e2.jpg

5 people brutally honest
34 liars

no BIG liars