Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?!?? We can do better than THAT!

Indiana Jones Goes to Whitecastle

Indiana Jones Vs. The Harry Potter Movie Opening Weekend

Indiana Jones and the Barely Functional Amstrad PC

Indiana Jones and the Dan Brown Lawsuit

Indiana Jones and the Cigar Tube Full of Bees

Indiana Jones and the Fridge of Prune Juice

Indiana Jones and the Annoying Kids These Days

Indiana Jones and the Afternoon Nap

Indiana Jones and the Cialis Side Effects

indiana jones and the sex! sexy sex!

Indiana Jones and the Zimmer Frame of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Right Thing To Do/Right Way To Do It

The Lost Jewels of Nabooti

Indiana!

The Lost Jewels of Nabooti

LOLZ^^^

indiana jones and the indie anna jones

Indiana Jones and the Wide Stance in the Toilet Stall

Indiana Jones and the Pandering Spielberg

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Sorceror's Rainbow

sounds gay

Indiana Jones and the Reluctant Milliner

Indiana Jones Vs. The Wiseacres With Too Much Time On Their Hands

Indiana Jones Has A Snake

Indiana Jones and Lily Allen's Zionist Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

hhahahaha i was gonna do that one

Florida Jones

Indiana Jones and the Giant Peach

Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the

orange you glad I didnae say banana?

Indiana Jones and the Culture of Complaint

Indiana Jones and the Drafty Window of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Fuzzy Kitten

Indiana Jones and the Retro-Hip Fedora Look

Indiana Jones and the Half-Read James Michener Novel

Indiana Jones and the Fuzzy Navel

Indiana Jones and the Futon of the Bedbugs

Indiana Jones and the Abortive Seniors Mixer

Indana Jones and the Post-Menopausal Vaginal Dryness

Indiana Jones and the ban milo

Indiana Jones and the Secret Smell

Indiana Jones and the Little Nap

Indiana Jones and the Colostomy Rupture

Short Round and the Valley of Forgotten Sidekicks

I kind of wish they'd promote a new Indiana Jones movie, but then it'd turn out to be a prequel about the dog Indiana. An all-dog adventure.

Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Bark

Indiana Bones

Indiana Jones and the All-Rubber Band

Indiana Jones and the Low-Sodium Diet

Or from 'The Five Doctors'.

Just saw this (it was just okay) and I thought I could provide some answers to some questions (Tuomas' mostly):

* Who were the skull-masked Indians at the cemetery, and why were they protecting it?

Oxley's note written in the ancient code said that the "cradle" was "guarded by the"living dead".

* Why did Oxley return the crystal skull to the tomb?

Because he couldn't find out where to put it in Akator and he knew that people were coming after him.

* Why would a skull of an alien have psychic powers?

The person that returned the skull to its original place would be granted the powers of the super-beings themselves (?)

* Had the Mayan tribe lived at El Dorado all this time? What was their story?

Their civilization failed once the crystal skull was taken from the chamber of alien skeletons.

* Why was the treasure room filled with artifacts from other cultures? Why had the aliens collected them?

To learn and absorb Earth culture.

* Why did returning the skull to it's proper place summon the alien, when the skull had presumably been in the same place for centuries before the Conquistador guy stole it?

The conquistador didn't steal the skull, an enemy of the Mayan tribe did. The conquistador found the skull but not in Akator.

* Why had the aliens set up such a system in the first place?

Tourism/Colonialism?

Shia The Beef explains a few things:

"I feel like I dropped the ball on the legacy that people loved and cherished," LaBeouf said, explaining that this upped the ante for him before he began shooting the "Wall Street" sequel. "If I was going to do it twice, my career was over. So this was fight-or-flight for me."

Meeting with reporters Saturday on a terrace at the Hotel du Cap, he had some strong, confessional words about his acting in the film, which he said he felt didn't convince anyone that he was the action hero the movie claimed him to be. "You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven [Spielberg, who directed]. But the actor's job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn't do it. So that's my fault. Simple."

LaBeouf said that he could have kept quiet, especially given the movie's blockbuster status, but didn't think the film had fooled anyone. "I think the audience is pretty intelligent. I think they know when you've made (slop). And I think if you don't acknowledge it, then why do they trust you the next time you're promoting a movie." LaBeouf went on to say he wasn't the only star on the film who felt that way. "We [Harrison Ford and LaBeouf] had major discussions. He wasn't happy with it either. Look, the movie could have been updated. There was a reason it wasn't universally accepted."

Asked whether this was difficult to say, given his deep relationship with Spielberg, LaBeouf continued with the directness.

"I'll probably get a call. But he needs to hear this. I love him. I love Steven. I have a relationship with Steven that supersedes our business work. And believe me, I talk to him often enough to know that I'm not out of line. And I would never disrespect the man. I think he's a genius, and he's given me my whole life. He's done so much great work that there's no need for him to feel vulnerable about one film. But when you drop the ball you drop the ball."

I can already see him naming his memoirs "Shia LaBeouf: Truth Bombs and REAL TALK"

Oas a footnote, searching for "lebeouf 'truth bombs'" on Google brings you this.

shia labeouf is pretty horrendous

― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, February 12, 2009 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

labaoueouf also said that transformers 2 lost the "heart" of the first installment, so I guess he's challoping too.

for the defense:

http://www.reverseshot.com/article/indiana_jones_and_kingdom_crystal_skull_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKu_bwMoYE

Just saw this on io9. Nice cheap shot at Karen Allen, who is pointedly called "less attractive" because lol old women, amirite?

Yeah it ain't perfect.