i accidentally swallowed a small piece of tin foil

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Wait - is aluminum foil magnetic? You should swallow a magnet tied to a piece of string and then yank it all out.

Or shove it up your ass and do it the fun way.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 6 May 2005 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link

alumninum foil is not magnetic, but who knows what you might come up with if you sent a magnet down!

xp er or up.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

that one guy ate a plane, right? piece at a time.

― N_RQ, Friday, 6 May 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

if that's true, it's the best thing i've ever heard

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

anyway, yeah, i think the foil is gone, but my throat still feels like it has a little scratch. very irritating.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

it's something my dad told me. i think it is true, though.

― N_RQ, Friday, 6 May 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Nick's cat has eaten quite a few plastic cd wrappers in her day and she's still alive and fat and well.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

are you likening me to a fat cat?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

i just watched the curb your enthusiasm episode last night where larry gets a pubic hair caught in his throat.

i swallowed a bit of plastic fork last week. it had broken off into my salad. no problems.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post. Only in a good way, Am.

John, That episode's awesome. I was just telling the head honchos in my office about the one where they have the grand opening for the restaurant, because my bosses were thinking of investing in one. I got big laughs.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

are you likening me to a fat cat?
Better not follow the trackback.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

sarah, just make sure they don't hire a head chef with tourette's, and they should be fine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I felt sure that this was going to be a Rainy thread. I'm not quite sure why.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

drink some honey, or blackstrap.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you Ralph Wiggum, Amateurist?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

we'll see.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://dirtymartini.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/metal-mickey.jpg
amateurist, pictured today...

― might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

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