And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

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she's definitely not cold rationalist, then.

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I keep going back to that Celine Dion picture. Those cold, dead, emotionless eyes. Those are a killer's eyes. Brrrrr.

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Federline has two small children with actress Shar Jackson. He began to date Britney Spears during Shar's second pregnancy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline

Classy guy.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

What an embarrassing fucking thread.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Certainly was an embarrassing fuck on Britney's part, if that's what you mean.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"Britney reportedly had to pay for her five-carat engagement ring."

YET MORE CLASS!

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

we are expecting our first child together
=
"we are expecting our first child ... (together)"

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't know his middle name: Kevin Earl Federline.

At least it isn't Wayne.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys...LACTATING BRITNEY.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought about this, before, but I don't think I ever told anyone:

kev-in fed-er-line

just-in timb-er-lake

: O

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Britney Spears
Brilliant Genius

..nah.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Celine have another kid, then?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is sad.

― Leon WK (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

and potentially divisive.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

'and' or 'therefore'?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

DAMNIT LUNA. I updated the Britney Spears Mental Health thread before looking at this. Oh well. I call upon ALLYZAY, the cultural emissary of all things Britney, to make an official statement.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

involving wire hangers.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pregnant? You know what that means...

... she fucks!

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Britney Spears
Brilliant Genius
The letters you bolded spelled "brines." Hmmm...

... she fucks!
*to the tune of "Lump"* She fucks, she fucks, she fucks, she gives good head!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

FWIW, Federline is the sleaze, not Britney. Any maliciousness aimed at her is assy.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, except for that whole nasty Louisiana cracker thing.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations Britney!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay!

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-04-14/

The "Toxic" hitmaker, 23, and husband Kevin Federline, 27, announced they were expecting their first child together on Spears' official website on Tuesday

EW BIRTH CAM

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Auctioning off Britney's pee strip. The world is a very weird place.

― Tinkle ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

OK how do you even prove that's actually something Britney Spears pissed on. WTF?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

It must smell like "Curious."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(Yes, in case you're wondering, I do in fact want to punch myself in the face.)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2001-01-26/screens_slacker6.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"Eating for two is so much fun; I get to eat lots and lots!" the 23-year-old singer says in a posting on her Web site.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

That's sweet.

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

good thread

― gershy, Sunday, 18 November 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't wait to see what this kid's name will be.

"This is mah daughter, Minnie Pearl Federline"

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:11 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol accents

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 18 November 2007 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link

at least their daughter was real

― sanskrit, Sunday, 18 November 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

... she fucks!
*to the tune of "Lump"* She fucks, she fucks, she fucks, she gives good head!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, April 13, 2005 9:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 18 November 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i miss hot britney

― swinburningforyou, Sunday, 18 November 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

at least their daughter was real

-- sanskrit, Sunday, 18 November 2007 13:51 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

threepyramids.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 November 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, that federline dude seems like such a dick. won't this be like his third child?
-- JD from CDepot, Tuesday, April 12, 2005 5:32 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ah, the days of yore when K-Fed was a villain.

― milo z, Sunday, 18 November 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

He's still a dick.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 November 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

K-Fed Celebrates 30th Birthday in Vegas
Saturday, March 22, 2008

Britney Spears' ex-husband on Friday celebrated his 30th birthday at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas, saying he felt "great" about entering his third decade, People.com reported.

With a posse of about 20 friends and attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline entered the club and was greeted at his VIP table by ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, the mother of two of his children.

Federline’s other two children with Spears were in the care of a nanny and bodyguard as the rapper encouraged everyone to have a "good time" at his Vegas birthday bash, People.com reported.

― gershy, Sunday, 23 March 2008 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

wouldn't he be entering his fourth decade? I like that he has to lawyer up to go clubbing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 23 March 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link

and that they have to differentiate him from the "friends"

― tehresa, Sunday, 23 March 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

excellent thread

― omar little, Monday, 24 March 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

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