Azealia Banks

do you guys ever get in those moods where you need to seek something out that will just infuriate you? like you havent really bitched about something in a while, and you want to vent about something but you haven't really encountered anything too horrid lately?

i rarely get in those moods but when i do i turn to azealia banks to make me extremely upset

she is just the absolute worst and everything she has ever done has been the worst.

college kid things like macklemore and harlem shake are infuriating in their own right, but at least they're basically known quantities. like, being into macklemore makes you dreadfully bland but doesn't make you a bad person or anything. i can't imagine what it would be like to meet a hardcore azealia banks fan. i'm pretty sure it would go from eye rolling to open disgust.

-_-

hardcore azealia banks fans don't seem to really exist? the couple that did when 212 was hot moved on

who is watching her videos!!!!!!! this is something that COMPLETELY eludes me

i wonder what the venn diagram of azealia banks fans and a$ap rocky fans looks like

I dunno but Liam Neeson is at one of the two intersections with a very specific set of skills.

there are hardcore stans for almost every artist you can think of and az banks assuredly has them

in the meantime she's been posting email correspondence with baauer on twitter

She told an interviewer that GLAAD is bullshit, apparently

"Come on people, please. If you're trying to call me a homophobe, you're basically trying to imply that I’m insulting you for having sex with men. I have sex with men too – what the fuck?"

logic!

I know ppl like to pretend that musicians being incredibly fucking stupid doesn't and shouldn't matter but come the fuck on

ESPECIALLY here, where the only thing Azealia Banks has shown she's good at is saying outrageously stupid things

I have sex with men too – what the fuck?

if this is a real quote it's possibly the hands-down stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone say about homophobia

Here's the whole interview, it's pretty incoherent: http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2013/02/18/azealia-banks-attacks-gay-rights-organisations/

yikes.

“Fuck being a faggot, fuck being a nigger. Fuck being whatever,” she raged. “There are such bigger problems… and then you've got organisations like GLAAD [Gay And Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation], which are fucking complete bullshit.

“I mean let's look at it, it's gay and lesbian alliance against defamation, or whatever…. that's what it stands for, right? I mean would you agree that homosexuals, and the homosexual community, have bigger problems than the word faggot, you know what I mean?"

um, living in a state where glaad and a bunch of similar organizations conducted a hugely expensive, exhaustive, and SUCCESSFUL effort to block a minnesota constitutional amendment that would have barred gay marriage forever, basically fuck you azaelia

At a young age she became interested in musical theater, acting and singing. Aged ten, she began performing in off-Broadway musicals with the Tada! Youth Theater in Lower Manhattan. She had lead roles in three productions (Rabbit Sense, Sleepover, and Heroes) in addition to performing as a soloist. Banks was trained in the performing arts at LaGuardia High School of Performing Arts in Manhattan. At the age of sixteen, Banks starred in a production of the comedy-noir musical City of Angels, where she was found by an agent and sent on auditions for TBS, Nickelodeon, and Law & Order, all without success.[9] It was at this point that Banks decided to quit acting, citing the large amount of competition and overall sense of unfulfillment as reasons for leaving.[10] Because of this, Banks began writing rap and R&B songs as a creative outlet. She never finished high school, instead choosing to follow her dream of becoming a recording artist.

stay in school, kids

lol I shouldn't have skipped to the end of the paragraph, there some quality schadenlols in there

banks being and activities person makes so much sense

hey now, I was an activities person ;_;

"schadenlols"!

A+

haha sorry djp u are aces u know that

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
Does Tibet's high altitude have anything to do with why the culture is so spiritual? This is a serious question, i need to know.

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
I'm trying to google it but I don't think I'm typing in the right search query

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
Like because they're closer to the stars or something?....

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
Geography blows my mind

whut

dear god

i was sort of hoping she'd start beefing with the dalai lama

the google tweet is just .....................

oh man

I want to know how far away she thinks the stars are

oh man

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, February 19, 2013 12:23 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone should tell her abt the whole low sea level/Israel thing

she and jose canseco need to have a good long science discussion on twitter

moderated by Violent J

(http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canseco-just-explained-gravity-to-the-internet)

what in the actual fuck is going on

omg ley lines!!!

Tamara ‏@YeahTam
@azealiabanks It might have something to do with the "ley lines" that cross that area. Google "ley lines". Very interesting.

chemtrails bruh

why bcz its intrsting

lmao

Eli Roth ‏@eliroth
@AZEALIABANKS Keep doing what you're doing, don't stop or censor yourself ever.
Retweeted by YUNG RAPUNXEL

what in the actual fuck is going on

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://images.wikia.com/lyricwiki/images/8/89/Diggin_a_hole.gif

we are all digging a hole, but some of us are closer to the stars

I would watch a science program hosted by Jose Canseco and Azealia Banks

i fully endorse musicians to getting sucked into new age spiritual quests, go explore ley lines and psychogeology and all that, maybe it will take her mind off being such a dumb nasty bigot

someone should tell her about 432 hertz

is that the "brown sound"?

google it. I'm not gonna link any crazypants stuff here. you'll thank me.

i really do want someone to tweet the israel thing to her but i don't have the heart/guts

looking forward to fourfour's great defense of her again

at this point the only defense I could understand is "I need someone to laugh at"

this is the type of thing that, when I'm reaaaaaaally stoned, enters my mind for only the smallest moment before I come to realize that a) it is a completely ridiculous thing to think b) it would be insane of me not to filter out and to actually say outloud

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
Like because they're closer to the stars or something?....

lmaooooo

maybe there's a star out there with an incredibly long coherence length, emitting at a ridiculously large wavelength. The dalai lama sits at the peak of this emission, while others are at the zero point. maybe we all possess within us spiritual energy bands near the energy of this star's emission. we are at thermal equilibrium, while the lama is in a non-equilibrium state. maybe this is stupid.

we are all digging a hole, but some of us are closer to the stars

― lex pretend

genuine lol at this

Lex has been on fire in this thread.