Azealia Banks

secret goon army

i voted yes

balls shitting on writing as a profession then being like "brb LAB TIME" is without a doubt my fav of all balls trolling

maybe it's a writing lab

she's such a dumb mess. it's getting to the career suicide stage now, esp if she can't even release a goddamn single when she says she will.

Lex otm

i'm sure she'd release music on time if all the producers she jacked beats from signed the release forms

i actually hadn't seen the results til just now--i only blame mordy for being boring!

― flopson, Friday, February 15, 2013 5:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

so says the guy doing the rolling hip hop threads are racist conversation in the azealia banks thread!

take it to twitter guyz

is flopson on twitter? i wanna follow i wanna follow

follow me @yungrapunxel

never had a chance to mention how awful i think that twitter handle is

sorry flopson :(

she's trying to beef with diplo on twitter now

i mean she's probably correct about his snakiness but jeez at least let a week elapse between twitter beefs, try to have some dignity here

lol @ her airing him out b/c she couldnt get the rights to a song tho

young rap U.N.K.L.E.

ohhhhh is this why the social justice radical types on my twitter feed are thanking AB for calling out racist baauer?

also: http://25.media.tumblr.com/df54a2938620fbdaffe61463459341d0/tumblr_mie001IWrt1qbz33qo1_500.png

hahaha the one person she doesn't beef with is the shittiest piece of shit to have graced this thread to date

ohhhhh is this why the social justice radical types on my twitter feed are thanking AB for calling out racist baauer?

do i even want to ask?

"harlem shake" is such a boring track

folks are spinning it that because baauer had the track down and didn't take down the version with el-p from a few months ago, he's afraid of having a black rapper on a track or something (never mind that there's an official version coming down the pike with juicy j), i don't fucking know tbh (and yeah "harlem shake" is just not even worth thinking about)

i like harlem shake

if one has not welcomed Ma$e into their heart
one can never truly harlem shake

Ma$e.gif

was g dep the first to televise the harlem shake

yah "let's get it" video was the big tipping point

in the annals of rap dances its one of the best imo

bernie is def a great dance too, too bad it's been tainted by this

yeah this meme managed to ruin not one but TWO dances simultaneously

it's weird when pop culture makes you feel like an o.g. for having watched 106 & Park daily in 2001

otm

otm x 2

do you guys ever get in those moods where you need to seek something out that will just infuriate you? like you havent really bitched about something in a while, and you want to vent about something but you haven't really encountered anything too horrid lately?

i rarely get in those moods but when i do i turn to azealia banks to make me extremely upset

she is just the absolute worst and everything she has ever done has been the worst.

college kid things like macklemore and harlem shake are infuriating in their own right, but at least they're basically known quantities. like, being into macklemore makes you dreadfully bland but doesn't make you a bad person or anything. i can't imagine what it would be like to meet a hardcore azealia banks fan. i'm pretty sure it would go from eye rolling to open disgust.

-_-

hardcore azealia banks fans don't seem to really exist? the couple that did when 212 was hot moved on

who is watching her videos!!!!!!! this is something that COMPLETELY eludes me

i wonder what the venn diagram of azealia banks fans and a$ap rocky fans looks like

I dunno but Liam Neeson is at one of the two intersections with a very specific set of skills.

there are hardcore stans for almost every artist you can think of and az banks assuredly has them

in the meantime she's been posting email correspondence with baauer on twitter

She told an interviewer that GLAAD is bullshit, apparently

"Come on people, please. If you're trying to call me a homophobe, you're basically trying to imply that I’m insulting you for having sex with men. I have sex with men too – what the fuck?"

logic!

I know ppl like to pretend that musicians being incredibly fucking stupid doesn't and shouldn't matter but come the fuck on

ESPECIALLY here, where the only thing Azealia Banks has shown she's good at is saying outrageously stupid things

I have sex with men too – what the fuck?

if this is a real quote it's possibly the hands-down stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone say about homophobia

Here's the whole interview, it's pretty incoherent: http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2013/02/18/azealia-banks-attacks-gay-rights-organisations/

yikes.

“Fuck being a faggot, fuck being a nigger. Fuck being whatever,” she raged. “There are such bigger problems… and then you've got organisations like GLAAD [Gay And Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation], which are fucking complete bullshit.

“I mean let's look at it, it's gay and lesbian alliance against defamation, or whatever…. that's what it stands for, right? I mean would you agree that homosexuals, and the homosexual community, have bigger problems than the word faggot, you know what I mean?"

um, living in a state where glaad and a bunch of similar organizations conducted a hugely expensive, exhaustive, and SUCCESSFUL effort to block a minnesota constitutional amendment that would have barred gay marriage forever, basically fuck you azaelia

At a young age she became interested in musical theater, acting and singing. Aged ten, she began performing in off-Broadway musicals with the Tada! Youth Theater in Lower Manhattan. She had lead roles in three productions (Rabbit Sense, Sleepover, and Heroes) in addition to performing as a soloist. Banks was trained in the performing arts at LaGuardia High School of Performing Arts in Manhattan. At the age of sixteen, Banks starred in a production of the comedy-noir musical City of Angels, where she was found by an agent and sent on auditions for TBS, Nickelodeon, and Law & Order, all without success.[9] It was at this point that Banks decided to quit acting, citing the large amount of competition and overall sense of unfulfillment as reasons for leaving.[10] Because of this, Banks began writing rap and R&B songs as a creative outlet. She never finished high school, instead choosing to follow her dream of becoming a recording artist.

stay in school, kids

lol I shouldn't have skipped to the end of the paragraph, there some quality schadenlols in there

banks being and activities person makes so much sense

hey now, I was an activities person ;_;

"schadenlols"!

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