OPO, so what was the worst film you ever saw?

if it had a less terrible title you'd probably have forgotten it

SPOILER ALERT its ranked #1 here:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2007/wotw/

lmao this looks amazing

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1138687-testosterone/

Peter, the hero, aged 20, finds himself on a deserted Greek island with no other men in sight. The women of the island, regardless of age harass him sexually. What starts off as a typical male sexual fantasy turns out into a nightmare.

haha the second sherlock movie was one of the most ridiculous things i've ever seen

What the hell, someone upthread doesn't like "Airplane" !?!?!???!

i liked it though because one of the characters was named sherlock holmes and that is all i need

I watched this a lot as a kid, but I assume it is terrible:

http://clzimages.com/movie/large/14/14_d_32526_0_KingSolomonsMines.jpg

Oh shit:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/Congo_film_poster.jpg/220px-Congo_film_poster.jpg

Talking gorillas, styrofoam rocks, lasers in the jungle ...

http://www.web-libre.org/medias/affiche-films/889091ff744069cab08dc605d162a8d3.jpg

Sphere vs. Congo is a-list stars in c-list Crighton crap showdown!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icu59hembVk

Supercut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EeyMCYnork

worst "documentary" would be a good companion thread

http://i.imgur.com/VlPGhg1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Expelled_logo.jpg

Man did I hate this Barbara Kopple sell-out doc called "My Generation," about the links between the original Woodstock and the shit 1994 and 1999 festivals. I saw it premiered at the Toronto Film Fest, and I asked her how she could possibly make this movie and include no mention of the numerous rape accusations that followed the latter fest, and she sort of shrugged off the question, though it was clear before that that the movie was a puff-piece whose POV was connected to the participation of Woodstock's equally sell-out boomer corporate overseers.

9from Wiki) In 2011, Premise Media Holdings LP, the company that produced Expelled, declared bankruptcy

:D

those fucking Loose Change 'documentaries' have got to qualify here too

Oh god, have you seen it?

I tried to watch the first one online and made it through about 30 minutes before I was ready to end it all

DIRE does not describe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhKiAUkw7SY

ugh sorry I thought that was just a straight clip but it's got those shitty title cards in it

It's hard to avoid those.

they should have warnings, lol

That documentary is indeed a giant orgy of fallacies.

southy starring donnie wahlberg.

looking italian starring matt leblanc.

jane austen's mafia (lloyd bridges last film).

@josh in chicago: actually you'll see two people have said airplane was one of the worst film they saw. I'm one of them and that movie really did not make me laugh a single time. It truly felt like a total waste of however much time the movie lasts.

The Box is a worthy contender for worst big budgeter actually

The Box is decent if you watch it with the sound muted.

I'm told it's not so bad with the TV off or, preferably, broken.

it's a little better then

Votes for Airplane and I <3 Huckabees make me sad.

i loved Huckabees when it came out, but i caught it on tv recently and it didn't hold up too well. mark wahlberg still pretty good in it though.

i loved huckabees when it came out and caught it on tv recently and loved it just as much

not sure if i'd have loved it if i hadn't seen it when it came out first though

yeah it may be a highly personal thing. somehow it felt pretty smug to me this time. didn't help that i had just seen silver linings playbook.

I<3H is a thing I really like but I can see it annoying people who know a lot more than I do about existentialism

oh it's not so much the content--more like the hectoring tone. it's a movie that makes a big show of being humble and "searching" when it doesn't really come across that way to me anymore. like someone who just entered therapy and thinks they're cured already.

but entirely possible i see too much of my younger self in there and need some distance and age to appreciate it again.

yeah i can mostly see it annoying people who look at russell's writing and see it as him taking the whole idea of existentialism very seriously and/or trying to come off as smart about it

but his characters are so simplistic about it and every line exists for laffs, for me it's always a question of whether russell pities the characters, rolls his eyes at them or both

like there are points where schwarzman is a huge asshole and i like to think that the script is aware of them, and if i didn't have that optimism i wouldn't like it as much

That's a good read on it, and maybe a level i missed entirely

I'm surprised by all the huckabees love. I felt the same about huckabees as I did garden state.

I remember spending all of Huckabees waiting for it to get good.

i haven't seen huckabees in years but i like the tone it's pitched at, everyone is frantic and yelling literally all the time and then jude law has a negative epiphany and pukes in his hand

that doesn't make it sound enjoyable but it feels to me like a much more accurate rendition of being bereft than garden state

also nihilistic isabelle huppert. "listen! listen! zis is your mother!"

like i get they are both Quirky and #whiteppl and kinda full of themselves but garden state is 100% bullshit and huckabees at least has real pain+panic

but then so does

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101006160035/disneyvillains/images/2/2f/Pain-Panic.jpg

My man takeaway from huckabees was "huh, they got jude law to play jay mohr"

Ppl saying the box needs to be watched with the sound off are forgetting i) how entertaining terrible southern accents can be and ii) the excellent score. The only thing I'm really mad at richard kelly for is that keira knightley/mickey rourke action movie thing, that was fucking terrible.

uh, my main takeaway :-\