OPO, so what was the worst film you ever saw?

i havent seen donnie darko & I celebrate my ignorance of it

i'd watch Garfield 2 for money

i mean i'd probably bunk off but it wdn't be any different to any other job

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i like donnie darko fine it's the director's cut where they thought that what made people like it was all the stoner bullshit time-travel details AND WERE PROBABLY RIGHT that's atrocity-level

pls nb i am a stoner

DIRECTOR'S CUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4

oh you're a stoner, maybe i was one too i'd also enjoy donnie darko

This isn't a film - it's a completely unwatchable ordeal. I've never had a root canal, but I'm pretty sure it would be preferable to Godard's pretentious naval-gazing.

yeah xp you should take a look at the weed politics thread don't be intimidated

i haven't smoked weed since the 90s and I thought Donnie Darko was entertaining

'Donnie Darko' is, quite simply, a masterpiece. Complex, inventive, gripping, strange, and in the end deeply moving, it has more ideas in it than Hollywood has produced in the entire last decade.

and a rabbit

ok guys you've convinced me i'm going to watch some lei feng biopics - the pinnacle of cinematic achievement

Women are like the film Donnie Darko. They convince you that you're not clever enough to understand them, but it turns out that they simply don't make any sense.

looool

xp especially them big bottom birds, eh m8?

beppdude (beppdude) wrote,
2004-11-21 16:07:00

Us men are assholes.

Seriously we are all assholes. look at the shit that we put girls through. labor, double standards, we always rape them. My buddy colin opened my eyes. He said to me "Ya know what makes me unhappy? When brothers make babies And leave a young mother ta be a pappy And since we all came from a woman Got our name from a woman And out game from a woman I wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women Do we hate our women ? I think it's time ta kill for our women Time ta heal our women Be real to our women" He really got me thinking. Thanks colin for opening my eyes to a world that i never knew existed.

ohanmiester
November 23 2004, 18:14:25 UTC

women

women are like the movie pearl harbor, you think your gonna experience something phat and you just end being let down.

like donnie darko fine it's the director's cut where they thought that what made people like it was all the stoner bullshit time-travel details AND WERE PROBABLY RIGHT that's atrocity-level

― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:59 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. That Director's Cut was the worst.

Dr casino and al leong broadly otm

the only redeeming bit about Babel was it had a good soundtrack.

i will also add that the worst movie i ever saw in a theater was TRANSFORMERS and has completely turned me off any movie that has a bigger budget than Looper

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:59 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny that transformers was the movie that also did this for me

i'd forgotten what a POS that last Terminator movie was

dude even if you hated Donnie Darko you have to admit the Patrick Swayze scenes were really good, who the hell are you people

'Those' scenes werent actually shown iirc

ghost rider was pretty awful. but i did laugh throughout and had a great time. it does stand out as terrible tho.

transformers was really really boring. the action scenes were just noisy, nothing more.

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Rifftrax made my Transformers viewing v entertaining. I can't even conceive of trying to watch that thing without those guys though. Yeesh.

Lady in the water, no contest

xp The amazing club scene in Babel, seen from the POV of the deaf girl, single-handedly saves it from "worst" territory for me.

haha I had forgotten what total horseshit the director's cut of Donnie Darko was

donnie darko was terrible generally. that did spring to mind last time i pondered the empty "add a post" box on this thread.

I like the Mexican wedding dancing in Babel. I mean, I know next-to-eff-all about Mexican weddings, but I liked the music and the Nortec stuff.

american beauty - I was in a rage for days after seeing that POS

that was the first thing that came to mind for this thread, i hated it so much! saw it in the theater and wound up with a terrible headache b/c it made me so angry

now i just walk out if that happens since it's really not worth getting angry over a movie. ie the watchmen - so terrible i had to leave

i recently rewatched donnie darko (not the LOL director's cut) ... it's fine, but it also hasn't aged well & i do feel a bit silly having to defend it (such as it is).

the echo and the bunnymen part is pretty good

Looking back, Hudson Hawke really is not a good answer for me. I'm not sure if I have seen any truly horrible films! I also hated Storytelling but oftentimes I think my enjoyment of films is contextual/situational and maybe (like music) it's about an optimal viewing (listening) situation/environment/mood/frame of mind.

I really quite like Donnie Darko. But I can see how the director's cut is a slap in the face, explaining all the shit that was fun to work out on one's own. Who needs that? (I havent seen the directors cut for this reason)

I still maintain that for me, horrible films are ones which you couldnt sit thru/couldnt stand to watch again, and Salo is up there for me.

Worst I've seen is probably some shit I rented as a kid. D3: The Mighty Ducks, maybe.

I couldn't finish watching Airplane!, so my vote is cast for Animal House, which I watched all of and is terrible.

(I don't find myself watching many things that are terrible but I watched all of Animal House and it wasn't good or funny or anything.)

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^^ would rather watch 90 minutes of shorts created with CrazyTalk 7 than watch Animal House again

silby you dont like Airplane, wtf? We call that film "flying high" here (nfi why the diff title) but cmon its an awesome visual jokefest trashy hilarity!

silby, yes! i despise airplane too which i watched because it placed (won maybe?) in the ilx comedy poll. what a fucking disappointment. just plain shit through and through.

The worst film I have seen is The Legend of 1900. It is from the director who made Cinema Paradiso and it is the zenith of tedium. Tim Roth is a dreadful actor who does a lot of crap and this is his lowest standard of acting allied to some terrible writing. The story is the worst .. an orphan child covertly brought up in the engine room of a steam liner and he is a musical savant who has never left the boat... aaarrgh Fuck Off!

Animal House is far, far from the worst movie I've ever seen, but yeah, it's way overrated and not very funny.

kinda in "so bad it's entertaining" territory: mae west's "sextette"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCRgcKqb8M

it's fine, but it also hasn't aged well

^politician