OPO, so what was the worst film you ever saw?

The thought that there could be a film worse than a Friedberg-Selzer one (DM is the only one ive seen, but I'm sure theyre interchangable) is terrifying me almost to the point of curiosity. Do I dare watch 100 Girls? (also, what is 100 Girls?)

Did anyone ever see Kangaroo Jack? That has to be horrible.

Has he done a good 'un since he won his Oscar (will out myself as somewhat of a fan of As Good As It Gets)?

interesting verb considering his part in AGAIG.

zp date movie doesn't even come close to the surrealism of disaster movie, which was one of the strangest theater experiences i've ever had

100 Girls is the ultimate movie about a college guy ok can't get any further i hate that movie so much it makes me sick

easily woody allen's whatever works

Though it gets a couple points for having digital underground in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/

lol *xp ? i don't know

the actual only way to describe 100 Girls is "it is every brony's fantasy"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/100_Girls_movie_poster.jpg

oh i just scrolled up i kinda liked scoop! i mean i remember nothing about it but a lazy joke about trollope and scarjo's bathing suit but yknow. whatever works was pure evil. i mean this really literally.

like the stuff ralph richardson says not to touch at the end of time bandits.

Endless Love

I hated Drive. Jesus, will people shut up and let me hate Drive. It was shit.

yeah it's fucking awful isn't it, i really really hated it.

i will also add that the worst movie i ever saw in a theater was TRANSFORMERS and has completely turned me off any movie that has a bigger budget than Looper

This reminds me that a bunch of you assholes were supposed to like FaceTime or google hangout with me while we watched Dracula 3000 and that shit hasn't happened yet

yeah sorry i got drunk and stayed drunk

don't be sorry

i've never really been sorry for anything

it's just a thing society makes me feel like i have to say

<3

Amen brother

I had and may still have a rapping kangaroo jack doll.

my bf and i humbly submit 88 minutes, which we actually went to see in the theater.

Going through some of my IMDb and Criticker rankings now that I'm home and while Date Movie is still the worst thing I've ever seen, these would probably round out my bottom five:

America's Sweethearts
The Cannonball Run
The Spirit
Sweet Home Alabama

Lawnmower Man 2: Job's War was impossible for me to sit through. Actual tape-out-of-VCR-before-completion-of-viewing-experience stuff.

(Parenthetically, my Mom caught a bit of Lawnmower Man 1 and sneered, "Eh, it's no TRON." TOO BLUDDEE RITE, MOM! Bless her heart.)

When The Abyss came out there was a spate of cash-in underwater sci-fi/horror movies that all uniformly sucked, they either had Priscilla Barnes or Richard Crenna in them, but the biggest turd of the lot was DeepStar Six, and I thought my pop was starting to lose his marbles because how could he rent another one of these wristslitters from our video store, and I gave it a shot and I thought "hey Miguel Ferrer, Twin Peaks, cool" and, no, I kind of stopped watching movies with my pop after that

Garden state

My dad rented a Michael Keaton film called The Squeeze about three times, always forgetting he'd rented it before, and I don't think any of us ever stayed awake for the whole thing any of the times.

But "Crazy things our parents rented when we were kids" is prob it's own thread.

The worst film I ever saw was Nigel Tomm's Waiting for Godot, which is not an adaptation of the Samuel Beckett classic. Instead, it's 72 minutes and five seconds of pure green screen.

Ha, that's conceptual art, though. I would wager Tomm doesn't actually expect you to sit in front of it for 72 minutes. Unless you're incredibly stoned.

Igby Goes Down actually made me angry, so that

I'm sure I've seen a lot of terrible movies, but I really hold a grudge against The Departed. Like what Matt P says upthread about "i think a movie has to have some regard and canonization / be a reflection of a big lie for me to really hate it.". That's the one time that I've truly felt that emperor's new clothes kind of rage that I think a lot of people get from more artsy stuff.

oh god, I forgot about "little man" - I watched all kinds of forgettable-to-horrible 2006-7 movies at my parents' place with my dad while he was doped up on oxy and dying of cancer :(

Fuck cancer (and "Little Man")

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel was pretty hard going...

if half the movies mentioned here are seriously the worst you've ever seen then you've probably only seen like 60 movies in your entire life.

Spectrist, I totally watched "Deepstar Six" a few months ago. it was truly terrible.

some noms:

- Spiderhole (2010) (like Saw or any of those movies, but also a diatribe against squatting, squatters, young poor people, etc)
- Marley & Me
- Crash (the story behind this one is that i saw it with a load of friends, and afterwards i was the only one who absolutely hated it, and then we went and got drunk and somewhat fucked on drugs and i ended up punching someone in the face about it when they accused me of being a racist shit for hating it. only made me hate it more).
- Fast Five (luckily i was so drunk that whatever, FAST CARS)

you're right i've only seen 47 thanks billstevejim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYOpgizcVG0

and i ended up punching someone in the face about it when they accused me of being a racist shit for hating it.

Crash is the kind of movie that seems constructed to snag good reviews and word of mouth on the basis of liberal guilt and to saddle its critics with the onus of racial insensitivity. Having to defend oneself against accusations of racism in the face of criticizing a morally facile, narratively trite, and baldly manipulative piece of cinematic garbage is all the more reason to despise the stupid thing. I hated it largely because of its insulting 'third grade term paper' treatment of race.

RACISM IS BAD. I DO NOT LIKE RACISM AND IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IF SANDRA BULLOCK REALIZED THAT HER MAID IS ACTUALLY HER BEST FRIEND THEN MAYBE RACISM WOULD BE OVER. THE END.

sandra bullock and george of the jungle made a cute couple tho

Mike Myers' Cat In The Hat may almost match Alice in horrible kids' movie dept.

― Nataly Dawn's echoey swamp sound (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, January 30, 2013 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had forgotten about Cat in the Hat. Truly a disturbing movie. You could say "So bad it's good" but really you do not want to sit through this at any rate. The jokes are horrible. Some of them are just bizarrely tasteless for a kid's movie. The makeup is really weird. If "Alice" was Depp doing the Fudderwacken for two hours straight, changing costumes every 20 seconds, then you could begin to compare the two.

The more I hear/see people utter variants of, "No, no. You don't understand. The Cat In The Hat is next-level bad. Like, watching it will make you feel bad," the more perversely interested I am in seeing it.

When The Abyss came out there was a spate of cash-in underwater sci-fi/horror movies that all uniformly sucked, they either had Priscilla Barnes or Richard Crenna in them,
I have seen all of these, I do not regret it.

The first one I thought of was Sliver but I thought I must have the spelling wrong, maybe it's just too early in th emorning

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108162/?ref_=sr_6
anyway, sat around waiting for the film to actually start until the end credits rolled.

I thought i saw it had been critically rediscovered recently, but maybe it was just its presence on Film 4 or something.

i mean, Deepsix or whatever that one Spectrist mentioned is pretty bad, but it is bad in a pretty harmless way.

have any of you sat through The Outlaw of Gor?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098048/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I did, and it suUUuuuUuucked

oh that's one of those ones that i've always been like, "wtf is that thing, it looks awful, NEXT." glad i did.

I would be lying if I said that The Outlaw of Gor was the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's the worst one the name of which I can remember.

Cocaine Cowboys 2 and Tremors 5 are veritable masterpieces in comparison