i didnt want to hurt his feelings if he was googling himself
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
good man
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i much preferred 'scoop' to 'match point' which i thought was pretty boring. the worst allen i've seen is easily 'hollywood ending,' the one where his character goes blind while directing a movie.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
I saw Scoop on a plane too, I think it was distributed mainly to that market.
― it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
I saw Scoop on a plane too, I think it was distributed created mainly to for that market.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
i am tired of these motherfucking http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI1MjU3MTI2MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDgxNTE4MQ@@._V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
that deniro coba gooding diving suit thing
i have an inexplicable affection for this movie and i don't know if i've even seen all of it
― goole, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
we have talked about this! u r crazy fyi
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
i still possess deep hatred for '3000 miles to graceland' but it's probably not the worst i've seen.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
The only thing I remember about Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (aside from dinosaur) was obligatory '80s nudeboob in a PG movie that couldn't have possibly been intended for anyone but children.
― Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
Battlefield Earth, probably.It's ugly to look at, badly acted, based on Scientology, etc.
Cuba Gooding has done some bad 'uns. Like "Boat Trip."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/71/Boat_Trip_movie.jpg/220px-Boat_Trip_movie.jpg
didn't know al leong was in boat trip
― suze (Matt P), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
Scoop ain't that bad.
Liquid Sky is a blast.
Worst movie I've ever seen is Date Movie, which I still cannot even believe that I've seen. America's Sweethearts would be close though; I cannot remember the last big studio film that I've seen that was that poorly made.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
Cuba Gooding has done some bad 'uns.
Has he done a good 'un since he won his Oscar (will out myself as somewhat of a fan of As Good As It Gets)?
― Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah i've seen all the friedberg-seltzer movies, still not as bad as 100 Girls
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think I can properly contribute to this thread because I don't actually force myself to sit through much of anything that I find truly wretched. Life's too short.
― Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry, but Date Movie is amazing.
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
omg
Freidberg and Seltzer announced that they are making a new movie that will spoof The Hunger Games, called The Starving Games.
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
The thought that there could be a film worse than a Friedberg-Selzer one (DM is the only one ive seen, but I'm sure theyre interchangable) is terrifying me almost to the point of curiosity. Do I dare watch 100 Girls? (also, what is 100 Girls?)
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
Did anyone ever see Kangaroo Jack? That has to be horrible.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
interesting verb considering his part in AGAIG.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
zp date movie doesn't even come close to the surrealism of disaster movie, which was one of the strangest theater experiences i've ever had
100 Girls is the ultimate movie about a college guy ok can't get any further i hate that movie so much it makes me sick
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
easily woody allen's whatever works
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
Though it gets a couple points for having digital underground in it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
lol *xp ? i don't know
the actual only way to describe 100 Girls is "it is every brony's fantasy"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/100_Girls_movie_poster.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
oh i just scrolled up i kinda liked scoop! i mean i remember nothing about it but a lazy joke about trollope and scarjo's bathing suit but yknow. whatever works was pure evil. i mean this really literally.
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
like the stuff ralph richardson says not to touch at the end of time bandits.
Endless Love
― piscesx, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
I hated Drive. Jesus, will people shut up and let me hate Drive. It was shit.
― dog latin, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's fucking awful isn't it, i really really hated it.
― piscesx, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
i will also add that the worst movie i ever saw in a theater was TRANSFORMERS and has completely turned me off any movie that has a bigger budget than Looper
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
This reminds me that a bunch of you assholes were supposed to like FaceTime or google hangout with me while we watched Dracula 3000 and that shit hasn't happened yet
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
yeah sorry i got drunk and stayed drunk
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
don't be sorry
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
i've never really been sorry for anything
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
it's just a thing society makes me feel like i have to say
<3
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
Amen brother
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
I had and may still have a rapping kangaroo jack doll.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
my bf and i humbly submit 88 minutes, which we actually went to see in the theater.
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
Going through some of my IMDb and Criticker rankings now that I'm home and while Date Movie is still the worst thing I've ever seen, these would probably round out my bottom five:
America's SweetheartsThe Cannonball RunThe SpiritSweet Home Alabama
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
Lawnmower Man 2: Job's War was impossible for me to sit through. Actual tape-out-of-VCR-before-completion-of-viewing-experience stuff.
(Parenthetically, my Mom caught a bit of Lawnmower Man 1 and sneered, "Eh, it's no TRON." TOO BLUDDEE RITE, MOM! Bless her heart.)
― Young Boy Befriends Orange, Tangy Larvae in Luxs' Early (zero of the signified), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
When The Abyss came out there was a spate of cash-in underwater sci-fi/horror movies that all uniformly sucked, they either had Priscilla Barnes or Richard Crenna in them, but the biggest turd of the lot was DeepStar Six, and I thought my pop was starting to lose his marbles because how could he rent another one of these wristslitters from our video store, and I gave it a shot and I thought "hey Miguel Ferrer, Twin Peaks, cool" and, no, I kind of stopped watching movies with my pop after that
― Thinspo Merkin Life (Spectrist), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
Garden state
― Jeff, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
My dad rented a Michael Keaton film called The Squeeze about three times, always forgetting he'd rented it before, and I don't think any of us ever stayed awake for the whole thing any of the times.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
But "Crazy things our parents rented when we were kids" is prob it's own thread.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
The worst film I ever saw was Nigel Tomm's Waiting for Godot, which is not an adaptation of the Samuel Beckett classic. Instead, it's 72 minutes and five seconds of pure green screen.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, that's conceptual art, though. I would wager Tomm doesn't actually expect you to sit in front of it for 72 minutes. Unless you're incredibly stoned.
― emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
Igby Goes Down actually made me angry, so that
― albvivertine, Thursday, 31 January 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link