OPO, so what was the worst film you ever saw?

that one clip from the bear is amazing!

with the avengers it was more that i *like* uma and rafe and connery and tongue-in-cheeky spy stuff but ugh

the worst film i have ever seen is ted

You know what, I forgot The Smurfs. So horrible in every way.

i think a movie has to have some regard and canonization / be a reflection of a big lie for me to really hate it. in that spirit it's gotta be the searchers. like inhaling mold spores.

i keep seeing this trailer for a movie about a white british family on holiday in [unspecified brown country] when the tsunami hits. that looks pretty terrible.

The last film I saw where I had to keep pausing it and willing myself to go on and finish was Woody Allen's Scoop, which must win the all-time prize for the most tragic fall from greatness. I mean you don't expect much from Jess Franco, but this was from the Annie Hall guy? 30 years is a long time I guess, but I just can't imagine how it even got made. I think of Woody and the editor trying not to meet each other's eyes in the editing suite, occasionally doing so and looking away in an embarrassed manner.

I forgot tim burton, so wonka, apes, todd all get him a special mention

LITTLE MAN

the non-cronenberg crash is definitely up there though

I've never seen Patch Adams, but I hear rotten things about it.

A conflicted answer: a date invited me over to her place to watch a film she had been assigned to view: Julien Donkey-Boy. Prior to putting it on, however, we had struggled to find something to chat about; afterward, we immediately bonded over how much we disliked it and subsequently made out. So I have a secret affection for it solely for that reason.

Scoop was fluff but I thought it was pleasant and amusing fluff. (Admittedly, I saw it on a plane and didn't have to pay for it.) Seriously, have you seen Enough?

pay it forward is the worst film i have ever seen on a plane. and i saw k-pax and that deniro coba gooding diving suit thing on planes, so theres some competition there

cobra gooding jr

i didnt want to hurt his feelings if he was googling himself

good man

tbh i much preferred 'scoop' to 'match point' which i thought was pretty boring. the worst allen i've seen is easily 'hollywood ending,' the one where his character goes blind while directing a movie.

I saw Scoop on a plane too, I think it was distributed mainly to that market.

I saw Scoop on a plane too, I think it was distributed created mainly to for that market.

i am tired of these motherfucking http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI1MjU3MTI2MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDgxNTE4MQ@@._V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

that deniro coba gooding diving suit thing

i have an inexplicable affection for this movie and i don't know if i've even seen all of it

we have talked about this! u r crazy fyi

i still possess deep hatred for '3000 miles to graceland' but it's probably not the worst i've seen.

The only thing I remember about Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (aside from dinosaur) was obligatory '80s nudeboob in a PG movie that couldn't have possibly been intended for anyone but children.

Battlefield Earth, probably.It's ugly to look at, badly acted, based on Scientology, etc.

Cuba Gooding has done some bad 'uns. Like "Boat Trip."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/71/Boat_Trip_movie.jpg/220px-Boat_Trip_movie.jpg

didn't know al leong was in boat trip

Scoop ain't that bad.

Liquid Sky is a blast.

Worst movie I've ever seen is Date Movie, which I still cannot even believe that I've seen. America's Sweethearts would be close though; I cannot remember the last big studio film that I've seen that was that poorly made.

Cuba Gooding has done some bad 'uns.

Has he done a good 'un since he won his Oscar (will out myself as somewhat of a fan of As Good As It Gets)?

oh yeah i've seen all the friedberg-seltzer movies, still not as bad as 100 Girls

I don't think I can properly contribute to this thread because I don't actually force myself to sit through much of anything that I find truly wretched. Life's too short.

I'm sorry, but Date Movie is amazing.

omg

Freidberg and Seltzer announced that they are making a new movie that will spoof The Hunger Games, called The Starving Games.

The thought that there could be a film worse than a Friedberg-Selzer one (DM is the only one ive seen, but I'm sure theyre interchangable) is terrifying me almost to the point of curiosity. Do I dare watch 100 Girls? (also, what is 100 Girls?)

Did anyone ever see Kangaroo Jack? That has to be horrible.

Has he done a good 'un since he won his Oscar (will out myself as somewhat of a fan of As Good As It Gets)?

interesting verb considering his part in AGAIG.

zp date movie doesn't even come close to the surrealism of disaster movie, which was one of the strangest theater experiences i've ever had

100 Girls is the ultimate movie about a college guy ok can't get any further i hate that movie so much it makes me sick

easily woody allen's whatever works

Though it gets a couple points for having digital underground in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/

lol *xp ? i don't know

the actual only way to describe 100 Girls is "it is every brony's fantasy"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/100_Girls_movie_poster.jpg

oh i just scrolled up i kinda liked scoop! i mean i remember nothing about it but a lazy joke about trollope and scarjo's bathing suit but yknow. whatever works was pure evil. i mean this really literally.

like the stuff ralph richardson says not to touch at the end of time bandits.

Endless Love

I hated Drive. Jesus, will people shut up and let me hate Drive. It was shit.

yeah it's fucking awful isn't it, i really really hated it.

i will also add that the worst movie i ever saw in a theater was TRANSFORMERS and has completely turned me off any movie that has a bigger budget than Looper

This reminds me that a bunch of you assholes were supposed to like FaceTime or google hangout with me while we watched Dracula 3000 and that shit hasn't happened yet

yeah sorry i got drunk and stayed drunk

don't be sorry

i've never really been sorry for anything