http://www.bushywood.com/council_images/dame_shirley.jpg
― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link
The one that services the entirety of Skye is pretty hot shit, possibly more so than it needs to be in that isolation. Pak choi in the Highlands, who'd a thunk it?
Tesco get a fair amount of my lunch money, being as they've carpeted Bloomsbury with Metros. And there's a Krispy Kreme kabinet. Major shops go increasingly to Waitrose though, as I've suddenly developed a half-assed conscience.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link
Liz, we go to that Waitrose too after years of the Angel Sainsburys and emergency Sunday trips to the DISCO DISCO TESCO (as was, due to its usage on Sundays by monged clubbers) that Colette goes to
― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Scotmid (ie, Scottish Midland Co-Op) used to have a big department-store-style branch in Edinburgh, but it closed down a few years ago. Half of it is a Lidl now.
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Seriously though, that's a real bummer.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Tesco isn't as bad as Asda. Morrisons is just plain awful.
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
At my local (to where I work) butcher, I can buy organic meat at no more than it costs in Sainsbury, and I get good conversation (if a bit surreal at times), the butcher knows where all his meat comes from, and if I want somethign different, he'll do it for me.
At my local farm shop I get local produce that is in season. I will soon be able to buy a large bundle of aspargus, grown in a field about half a mile away, for about £1.50. In Sainsbury it would cost me about 3 or 4 times that (and may come from hundreds of miles away). I really went off supermarkets when I saw parsnips from New Zealand in the middle of July.
Local food, in season is the best.
― andyjack (andyjack), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Revive!
Slang guide for Tesco's silver army
Older supermarket workers are being given a guide to youth slang to help them understand younger colleagues and customers.
The pamphlet is being tried out in some of Tesco's 1,500 stores with a high proportion of employees over retirement age.
Key phrases in the guide include:
Bad: Good (but this can also mean bad. When in doubt, just nod). How’s it hanging’?: How are you today? Laters: Cheerio, goodbye. Minging: Ugly, unattractive. Phat: Wicked (in the good sense), cool. Slammin’: Pleasing to the eye. Talk to the hand: I’m not listening. Wack: Weak, boring.
A Tesco spokesman said: “It aims to help bridge the generation gap and offer a guide for older members of staff looking to chat with younger colleagues and customers."
Lionel Gardner, 70, who works at Tesco Extra in Eastbourne, East Sussex, said: "It's a great idea. I love working with young people but a lot of the time I have difficulty understanding what they are trying to say.”
And Ash Coley, 18, who works in the same store, said: “We youngsters learn a lot from the old timers. It is very interesting to talk to them - especially when they go on about the war.
“Hopefully, we will be able to have even better conversations with them now with the help of this guide.”
Tesco PR chief Jon Church, who recruited daughters Nicola, 15, Gemma, 14, and 11-year-old Hannah, to help write the guide, said: “We have a very diverse workforce and customer base and in today’s fast-moving world there can be a communication barrier between generations.
“If the leaflet is well received, we will roll it out to all UK stores.”
Aren't most of these words a little anachronistic?
― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Richard Littlejohn blames the Sixties.
― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Tesco PR chief Jon Church, who recruited daughters Nicola, 15, Gemma, 14, and 11-year-old Hannah, to help write the guide, said: “We have a very diverse workforce and customer base and in today’s fast-moving world there can be a communication barrier between generations
Ohh and child labour too!
― suzy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link
can't they get any tory kids to work there then?
― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link
They all work at Waitrose.
― PJ Miller, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 10:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Dud for not delivering my muesli this week.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Here on the smaller island, they're the only game in town for home deliveries, and my local delivery people are very friendly and will call me from the van to let me know within the half hour when they'll be arriving, rather than leaving me to sit around for two hours waiting for them.
I wish I had a decent local shop to buy stuff in, but I don't, and I feel (perhaps incorrectly) that it's better for the van to drive to me rather than me to drive to the supermarket. It's certainly better for my nerves.
― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:26 (sixteen years ago) link
that article sounds a little fishy to say the least!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
That article is a c&p of a press release with enough adjectival change to transcend plagiarism charges.
― suzy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
alright, i'm going to go swing it on the flippity-flop
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/hist100.96/elc/grungehoax.gif
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
is where the jazz butcher hang out and drink weird kinds of lemonade but when they export it to the states it will just not be the same.
― youn, Thursday, 31 May 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, great.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
think tesco might make america a bad place?
― RJG, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/jun/29/tesco.supermarkets1
― titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, 29 June 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"good food"
― I know, right?, Sunday, 29 June 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I hate Tesco all they sell is inedible muck, right?
― Party Sausage, Sunday, 29 June 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
tesco is shit....the tesco in bethnal green in particular is just a dump, stuff fucked everywhere and massive long queues at all times of day or night.
I like a big supermarket, it gives you space to think. sainsbury's mile end is where I shop lately, it's spacious and I like the way you can buy the ultra cheap basics stuff to counterbalance anything expensive.
waitrose is incredibly nice too but I don't have the money. Though I bought a steak there last week that was pretty much the greatest steak I've ever eaten.
― Ronan, Sunday, 29 June 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but vegetables and fruit are ridiculously expensive in supermarkets in general, herbs all come from israel, despite being entirely growable in this country, hideously overpackaged with yards of choking plastic and overall, I find that small family owned asian, chinese and african foodshops around the country are much cheaper for basics. I get milk and juice there and usually want to kill myself afterwards.
― I know, right?, Sunday, 29 June 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Really, at this stage, Tesco is just the illusion of cheapness. It's pretty shite value really, it's just that most people only compare it to the other supermarkets and the difference between them all is pretty negligable.
― I know, right?, Sunday, 29 June 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
"'It all comes down to customers. There was the example of tomatoes, which in British supermarkets are generally tasteless. Tesco thought why not invest in making a brilliant tasty tomato, but when they tried it people made clear they preferred the tasteless one, so they went back to that. They follow the basic advice: listen to the customer and don't act too quickly. As the sales figures show, they have still got their finger on the pulse of the British consumer."
Wah?
I want nice tomatoes, supermarket ones are crap, but so are local grocer ones up here.
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 29 June 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Tesco's stock a lot of good value frozen stuff the the big 1kg bags of chicken breasts, mixed veg, runner beans, etc...
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 29 June 2008 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds filthy:
Tesco has started selling fish finger sandwiches, complete with lettuce and ketchup, to be eaten cold. The move comes as fish finger sales soar - with sales up from £584m to £610m in the past year as the recession eats into family budgets.Tesco product developer Laura Fagan, who came up with the idea, said, "The inspiration for the sandwich came from my own student days - it really was survival food back then."I realised that every now and then I was getting a hankering for one - and guessed I wasn't alone. Nothing makes us feel better in difficult times than comfort food. We're thinking of developing other classic sandwiches - we'll see how well this one does."
Tesco product developer Laura Fagan, who came up with the idea, said, "The inspiration for the sandwich came from my own student days - it really was survival food back then.
"I realised that every now and then I was getting a hankering for one - and guessed I wasn't alone. Nothing makes us feel better in difficult times than comfort food. We're thinking of developing other classic sandwiches - we'll see how well this one does."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I realised that every now and then I was getting a hankering for one
But couldn't be bothered tearing off a piece of lettuce, finding a bottle of ketchup, and putting it all between two pieces of bread.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
ketchup no mayo/tartare/similar yes
― unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Tesco currently v dud since their van fridge broke down when delivering our groceries yesterday but they aren't returning phone calls or emails inquiring whether they are going to refund us or redeliver the fridge/freezer stuff. It's not that hard a question.
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I had one of these Tesco fish finger sandwiches an hour ago and it was delicious.
― nate woolls, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
it didn't taste 'evil' to you?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
It was weird because it was cold - fish fingers should be hot and the butter should be melted. But that weird feeling soon went. Plus I couldn't decide which flavour crisps to have with them, don't think salt & vinegar really worked.
― nate woolls, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the DAY on the packet looks like GAY
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
The fruity one looks like...
http://gcbooks.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/empire-of-the-sun.jpg
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
There's something fishy going on. Last month, the respected journalist Sarah Editor at Simply Woman magazine reported on the launch of this breakfast sensation.
At that time, Barney Mauleverer was quoted as saying it wasn't just men who were fed up with the lack of choice in the breakfast cereal market but people generally. Attracted as I am by the call to throw off the shackles, sail away from the safe harbour, climb to the peak of my ambitions, I need to be confident that this product is really aimed at me. If the odd manly woman happens to like it, despite it not really being designed for them, as is now claimed, that's one thing, but I don't want granola turned into some gender-bending free-for-all.
Simply put, I don't like fudge for my breakfast, Barney.
― Alba, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
Is Barney an Apprentice candidate, by any chance?
― Alba, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
Awsome from Tescos
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 February 2016 12:56 (eight years ago) link
This is a weird story.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/dec/22/tesco-halts-production-at-chinese-factory-over-forced-labour-claims-christmas-cards
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
Makes me feel guilty for buying that box of Lemsip from there last night.
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
“help i’m stuck inside a fortune cookie factory indeed” :(that said is it so different from all the zillions of US prisons with big mfg contracts? not that that makes it better obv
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
Yes, prisoners are used for cheap labour all over the world surely?
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
how the US prison population manages to dwarf China's with a fraction of the population is another matter!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link