Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

All night long
We would drive that stupid steen
And every word we'd post I knew was otm

Can you hear me Doctor HOOS
Are you really just the shadow of some dude that I once knew

Look out
The steens are driving through
And it's all over now
Baby HOOS

I still remember how I cried
When Ned read digits out from pi
While wrapped up in his purple tie
The day BIG HOOS steendrived

Well it's one for the Momus
Two for dayo
Three to get gr8080
Now go, stet, go
But don't you
Drive on my blue steen HOOS
Well you can do any zing
But don't drive on my blue steen HOOS

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

If not for HOOS
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't even drive a steen
I'd be sad and blue
If not for HOOS

Whispers at the bus stop
(I heard about) nights out in the school yard
I found out about HOOOOS

Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

(But there's steening I should drive you.)

'Cause each time I feel it slipping away
It just makes steens wanna drive
What's so funny 'bout HOOS, love and understanding?

(Can you guess what I am listening to?)

HOOS
I would
Die for
HOOS

I never knew
What I could be
What I could do
Then, we were HOOS

Don't you know that I'm still in love with HOOS

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

lol

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

actual lols

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

true

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJksU

wow

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.